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Worse film you have ever seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face Off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Face Off."
that is a pretty terrible film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predestination- seriously i was sitting through the whole film like wtf

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Deadpool 2, wtf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Predestination- seriously i was sitting through the whole film like wtf "
never seen it mate what’s it about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deadpool 2, wtf? "
I like dead pool 2

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By *ohnnyandfionaCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

True lies

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Face Off."

Really?, i like face off

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By *9HotGuy6969Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I love Face Off too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last fantastic 4 movie

Or Sex in the City that nearly lead to a divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Predestination- seriously i was sitting through the whole film like wtf never seen it mate what’s it about "

A temporal agent (Ethan Hawke) embarks on a final time-traveling assignment to prevent an elusive criminal from launching an attack that kills thousands of people

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By *9HotGuy6969Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Granted, Nicholas Cage is OTT in it, but that’s why it’s good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granted, Nicholas Cage is OTT in it, but that’s why it’s good. "

Absolute 24ct dung.

Even a family size bag of Minstrels couldn't get me to crack a smile that night.

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By *9HotGuy6969Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fair enough. What would be your best movie then? Obviously nothing with Nicholas Cage. Lol

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Predestination- seriously i was sitting through the whole film like wtf "
To be fair if it was that bad why did you watch it right through, something must have kept you hooked till the end.

Ive started watching some god awful movies , to many to mention but rarely they get past 15 minutes. before there turned off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

District 9

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By *azinga84Man
over a year ago

Kilwinning

Anyone saying a mainstream cinematic release hasn't seen many films.

There are films with absolutely no artistic qualities like Human Centipede 2 and 3 or Dark Planet out there which are a million times worse than anything mentioned so far.

The worst mainstream film for me is New Years Eve. That was a film with no merits saved only by the budget as it was visually well made.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Kong Skull Island

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By *9HotGuy6969Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Going to be controversial here but what the fuck is the avengers films about? Can’t stand extended CGI fight scenes in movies.

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite "

Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!

That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.

Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.

This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to be controversial, Greatest Showman. Didn't even make it halfway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!

That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.

Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.

This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work."

I think he's incredibly over rated too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apollo 13 I fell asleep in the cinema

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Apollo 13 I fell asleep in the cinema "

I love that movie, watched so many times

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!

That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.

Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.

This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.

I think he's incredibly over rated too."

This makes things easier if I ever ask you on a cinema date... Mr Doggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!

That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.

Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.

This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.

I think he's incredibly over rated too.

This makes things easier if I ever ask you on a cinema date... Mr Doggy. "

Heads up...he's prone to "slipping the hand"

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!

That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.

Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.

This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.

I think he's incredibly over rated too.

This makes things easier if I ever ask you on a cinema date... Mr Doggy.

Heads up...he's prone to "slipping the hand" "

I'm hoping for the popcorn trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!

That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.

Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.

This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.

I think he's incredibly over rated too.

This makes things easier if I ever ask you on a cinema date... Mr Doggy.

Heads up...he's prone to "slipping the hand"

I'm hoping for the popcorn trick. "

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

Too Wong foo. First time we'd seen people leave a Cinema early.

As for Napoleon Dynamite. Vote for Pedro!!!!

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Got to be Independence Day

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Any remake of a classic, like The Italian Job or Get Carter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Van Helsing.

Got up and walked out after 20 minutes. Absolute wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!"

No having that

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Speed 2!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!"

Seconded.

And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

Seconded.

And I hate agreeing with you on certain things! "

Thirded!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs is there a full moon tonight???

2 agreeing with me on a forum???

Jason you don't have to agree you asked I answered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman on the train left the pics early and went had some out door fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

No having that "

Me neither great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs is there a full moon tonight???

2 agreeing with me on a forum???

Jason you don't have to agree you asked I answered "

I honestly didn't even read what you said! I just agreed as I'm looking into your knickers (again!)

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

Seconded.

And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!

Thirded!!

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That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs is there a full moon tonight???

2 agreeing with me on a forum???

Jason you don't have to agree you asked I answered "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

Seconded.

And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!

Thirded!!

That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two! "

Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?

Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

Seconded.

And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!

Thirded!!

That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!

Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?

Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish! "

Sorry to disappoint but I was the third person you just assumed it was another bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!!

And then you both woke up!!

Kinda like that pish film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

Seconded.

And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!

Thirded!!

That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!

Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?

Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish!

Sorry to disappoint but I was the third person you just assumed it was another bloke "
their loss Tracey ..right where's doggy when you need her.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

Seconded.

And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!

Thirded!!

That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!

Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?

Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish!

Sorry to disappoint but I was the third person you just assumed it was another bloke "

Au contraire! That's the least disappointing think I've ever heard!

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By *lasgowpair76Couple
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

Eyes Wide Shut was our worst ever.

Absolutley pish.

I can remember sitting in the cinema bored out my head when I heard a guy a few rows back say to his girlfriend (a bit too loudly) 'this is fuckin shite'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reservoir of dogs.

Utter pish!

Seconded.

And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!

Thirded!!

That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!

Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?

Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish!

Sorry to disappoint but I was the third person you just assumed it was another bloke their loss Tracey ..right where's doggy when you need her..... "

Late to the party as usual by the looks of things

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Anyone saying a mainstream cinematic release hasn't seen many films.

There are films with absolutely no artistic qualities like Human Centipede 2 and 3 or Dark Planet out there which are a million times worse than anything mentioned so far.

The worst mainstream film for me is New Years Eve. That was a film with no merits saved only by the budget as it was visually well made."

This

And to answer the OP's question, the worst movie ever is "Violent Shit" a 1980's German cannibal serial killer movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyes Wide Shut was our worst ever.

Absolutley pish.

I can remember sitting in the cinema bored out my head when I heard a guy a few rows back say to his girlfriend (a bit too loudly) 'this is fuckin shite' "

Agreed... I think Kubrick died of shame and to avoid the reviews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime."

It puts the lotion on its skin

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime."

Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.

Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him "

Isn’t that in Hannibal?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.

Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him

Isn’t that in Hannibal?"

Oopsy, yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.

Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him "

Think that was Hannibal - loved it but the book was better

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Men in Black the turd.

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By *rEfoxMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Bad Education..... never been so disappointed in my life. That may have been a bit of an exaggeration!

Jurassic Park. Horrible kids in that spoiled it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What dreams may come... Utter shite...

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Northallerton

My Own Private Idaho

Total shite. Can’t think of anything else to say about it.

Shite.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Colin

It's a zombie movie that focusses on the zombie.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say suicide squad was bored turned it off after 20mins

The hatefull eight was pants too

Favourite films have to be shawshank redemption,papillon and great escape.

The new Kevin Costner film is good too the highway men it's the hunting down of bonnie and Clyde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say suicide squad was bored turned it off after 20mins

The hatefull eight was pants too

Favourite films have to be shawshank redemption,papillon and great escape.

The new Kevin Costner film is good too the highway men it's the hunting down of bonnie and Clyde "

Yeah, Suicide Squad was awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say suicide squad was bored turned it off after 20mins

The hatefull eight was pants too

Favourite films have to be shawshank redemption,papillon and great escape.

The new Kevin Costner film is good too the highway men it's the hunting down of bonnie and Clyde

Yeah, Suicide Squad was awful.

"

no as bad as that last home move you sent me

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Started to watch Beast of Burden the other night. Stars Daniel Radcliffe.

Lasted 15 minutes or so.

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

The Assassination of Jesse James

I was so relieved when he was shot and there was still the whole trial to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold pursuit 2019

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apollo 13 I fell asleep in the cinema

I love that movie, watched so many times "

Haha sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin fever absolutely shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Final Destination- ALL OF THEM

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By *unineastscotWoman
over a year ago

East Scotland

The notebook

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By *urves And No BrakesCouple
over a year ago

Airdrie

There's more than a few truly awful movies but Escape Plan 2 is pretty memorable ATM

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!

That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.

Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.

This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work."

you take that back sir

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By *urves And No BrakesCouple
over a year ago

Airdrie

Tarantino is an overrated magpie who has thrived on recycling the work of better directors - discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2001 a space odecey

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Jurassic Shark.

I do have a fondness for Turkeys, but this one scrapes the barrel. There's one whose name I've blanked because it was so awful. It was about a murderous pool-cleaning machine. It really sucked (pun intended). Totally amateur but listed on Amazon Prime. There are a lot of really bad movies on there.

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Tarantino is an overrated magpie who has thrived on recycling the work of better directors - discuss"

True.

J.J. Abrahms is a hyped-up hack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am adding to it as I just seen it tonight

The meg .. wtf is that all about was pure shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rampage and Shazam

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Tarantino is an overrated magpie who has thrived on recycling the work of better directors - discuss"

There are very few original films, most seem to be remakes or sequels and those which are not often bear remarkable resemblances to older films.

But given the output of films over the years it's hardly surprising

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By *-and-LCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

City of Angels. Only film I've ever fallen asleep during.

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

Drag me back to hell. Worst thing ever but as my friend was being chatted up by this guy she wasn’t into, I had to stay snd be her ‘wingwoman’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S I Love You with Gerald Butler....biggest load of overly sentimental shite that has ever offended my eyes. Was the tipping point for my first divorce

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By *ancognitoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Plan 9 from outer space. As I recall officially the worst film ever made. Do check it out folks.

Bella Lagosie died half way through production

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the Sharknado movies. I mean come on. There wouldn’t be enough water to support the sharks.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.

Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him "

That's Hannibal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars was given the 1st 3 movies as a gift 20 odd years ago watched 10 min of the 1st and put it off.

Most recently I Tonya

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By *iltedman1Man
over a year ago

Inverness / Aberdeen

Siberia ...Keanu in it ... waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt it romantic with Rebel Wilson. Terrible

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"

Yeah, Suicide Squad was awful.

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but, but, but... Harley_Quinn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.

Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him

That's Hannibal "

Much preferred that to any of the other movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Predestination- seriously i was sitting through the whole film like wtf never seen it mate what’s it about "

Prob the most fucked up unexplanable film iv seen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S I Love You with Gerald Butler....biggest load of overly sentimental shite that has ever offended my eyes. Was the tipping point for my first divorce"

Im wholeheartedly shocked thats one of my all time favs !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't even have to think.....Grease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars the phantom menace I hated it and I’m a Star Wars fan lol

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Jeepers creepers

Although there are plenty worse

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apollo 13 I fell asleep in the cinema

I love that movie, watched so many times "

Great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too many. I sometimes view submissions for film festivals. That's my precious life ticking away watching shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterworld

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Naked nuns with big guns, about Columbian drug running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True lies"

That is a terrible movie.

Battlefield Earth is awful, and so is Suicide Squad (though I had a great time hate-watching that).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary Queen of Scots (New film)

You can not political correct history.

Xxx

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

War of the Roses. Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito. DeVito is the lawyer and Douglas and Turner are going through a divorce and end up destroying most of their possessions. Pointless film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most mainstream films are guff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary Queen of Scots (New film)

You can not political correct history.

Xxx"

Was it really that bad iv no watched it yet, but i take it its not a true represantation of how history went?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary Queen of Scots (New film)

You can not political correct history.

Xxx

Was it really that bad iv no watched it yet, but i take it its not a true represantation of how history went?"

Scenery, acting and effects brilliant.

The politically correctness killed the film for us.... We stopped and walked out of the movie.

It got bad reviews about the same subject.

Wait till it comes out on TV.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they meet in the film..but in real life they never did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharknado. So terrible it was funny to watch.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.

Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him

That's Hannibal

Much preferred that to any of the other movies."

I prefer Manhunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be Titanic....

Compare with the fame, must be the worst.

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By *ookie an creamCouple
over a year ago

Fife

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By *ookie an creamCouple
over a year ago

Fife

Sky captain and the world of tomorrow so so bad think it was first film to be completely filmed on green screen.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Eddie the Eagle!

Or the Harry hill movie ,

My kids made we watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

michael clayton

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I've replied to this on another thread so I'll add:

The Voices.

Was dreadful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob zombies Halloween why fix something that isn't broken. I have never walked out of a movie in my life but this one just had to be left.

The whole thing about Michael Myers was that he was evil incarnate no soul no thought went into his murderous rampage. Total ass crack of a movie

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Northallerton


"Face Off. that is a pretty terrible film "

I think you could add any Nic Cage film. The guy isn’t an actor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Poltergeist remake (2015) horrendous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stoner Express. IMDB Synopsis-Jack comes to Amsterdam to find his father and, through a momentary magical encounter, finds the secret weapon that could turn around his father's ailing marijuana coffee shop.

Now. I like Amsterdam, I love but I did not like this film one little bit. It was painful to watch, it had the aura of "movies that are so bad there good", only it was just plain bad. Don't think I made it to the end.

It was hidden away on Netflix and I have a feeling that there's a thousand more like it lurking in their Archives.

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"

Battlefield Earth is awful"

Oh god yes. Truly truly awful.

Written by Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard and funded by the Scientology church. Starring Travolta and other Scientologists.

Get a bunch of Harriers out of storage after a century and have a bunch of illiterate miners fix then, fuel them and pilot them against spaceships.

Dear god it was awful.

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Anyone saying a mainstream cinematic release hasn't seen many films.

There are films with absolutely no artistic qualities like Human Centipede 2 and 3 or Dark Planet out there which are a million times worse than anything mentioned so far.

The worst mainstream film for me is New Years Eve. That was a film with no merits saved only by the budget as it was visually well made."

I haven’t seen Human Centipede 3... because... Human Centipede 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Season 8 off GOT , big disappointment

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By *ad ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Blair witch Project, only movie I've walked out on half way through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.

Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there.

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.

Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there. "

I actually liked the film and resent someone thinking that means I’m a pretentious wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.

Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there.

I actually liked the film and resent someone thinking that means I’m a pretentious wanker."

Tough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.

Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there.

I actually liked the film and resent someone thinking that means I’m a pretentious wanker.

Tough."

Although i suppose i was a bit harsh so will cut my harshness in half, you can either be pretentious or a wanker, you choose.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Something about sheep....utter shite

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By *ooddoggyMan
over a year ago

town

Your wedding video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary Poppins

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I tend to forget bad films I have seen to be honest, go to the pictures quite a lot, but a couple I remember stick out.

1) open water - a couple go scuba diving. The instructor or whatever miscounts and leaves them behind. Then the entire rest of the film is then bobbing about the sea till they get killed by sharks...

2) Meet Dave - Eddie Murphy, tiny aliens. Enough said really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hustle

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By *inky shire guyMan
over a year ago

lanark

Anything with Simon Pegg in it.

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.

Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there.

I actually liked the film and resent someone thinking that means I’m a pretentious wanker.

Tough.

Although i suppose i was a bit harsh so will cut my harshness in half, you can either be pretentious or a wanker, you choose."

No thanks. I’d prefer just to ignore the comment. You can choose since you clearly know someone based on them liking or not liking one film.

Personally I think it sounds a bit arrogant and, dare I say, pretentious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention but I’ll name at least two here...

For the big Hollywood film, Batman and robin.

Then we have Rubber. Basically a film about a car tyre that has psychic powers and goes on a killing spree. Don’t thing I need to say more

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Too many to mention but I’ll name at least two here...

For the big Hollywood film, Batman and robin.

Then we have Rubber. Basically a film about a car tyre that has psychic powers and goes on a killing spree. Don’t thing I need to say more "

That sounds AMAZING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars The Phantom Menace...and the rest of them as well.

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By *bridge manMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Darkman with Liam Neeson.

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind worst film ever

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By *avieDriverMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Debbie does Dallas....90 mins and no feckin sign of JR!

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By *ubenesque.Woman
over a year ago

over by there

Going back a bit here but Four Rooms with Madonna in it... lots of people got up and left the cinema

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.

Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there. "

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind worst film ever"

Dude, high 5.

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By *andb666Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

2 movies come to mind for the title of worst ever, "the dish" or "signs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen

Mines is napoleon dynamite "

Predator any thing after the second movie was shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Van helsing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mama mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost in Translation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human Centipede. One sick film.

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

3.10 to Yuma

First time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3.10 to Yuma

First time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the cinema "

I fell asleep at the first crow movie, the one Brandon Lee died making....

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"3.10 to Yuma

First time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the cinema "

I love that film! The original and the remake!

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"3.10 to Yuma

First time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the cinema

I love that film! The original and the remake! "

didn’t work for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3.10 to Yuma

First time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the cinema

I fell asleep at the first crow movie, the one Brandon Lee died making.... "

Jeezo...poor guy's pan breed and you couldn't even make the effort to stay awake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3.10 to Yuma

First time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the cinema

I fell asleep at the first crow movie, the one Brandon Lee died making....

Jeezo...poor guy's pan breed and you couldn't even make the effort to stay awake! "

Don't make me laugh.. You told me you were part of the couple shagging thee rows behind me. In fact I remember being asked to stop snoring as the guy behind couldn't hear what you were screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoffa

With Danny Devito.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Lost in Translation."

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pearl harbour . Gash that was . Star Trek or Star Wars films also can get in the bin too .

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Lost in Translation.

No."

Seconded.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Napoleon Dynamite is glorious! Vote for Pedro! Also, whoever said District is fookin’ wrong, as is whoever said Lost in Translation. I get that it’s personal taste, but you’re still wrong.

Worst film I’ve seen is either Ghost Dog or Rumble in Hong Kong - sold as a Jackie Chan movie but is utter bollocks & has the worst English dubbing error you will EVER EVER see. Period. Full stop. Exclamation mark exclamation mark.

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By *amperguyMan
over a year ago

Earlston

I watched the worst porn film the other night, it was just a fat bald guy wanking and crying then I realised I hadn't turned on the telly ??????

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By *ufflinkslaceMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm going controversial:

The Revenant

Total nonsense, didn't live up to the hype, DiCaprio gets Oscar because he acted like he was suffering in the cold.....by physically lying in the cold forest during winter and suffering. He should have got the Oscar for other roles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it was called movie 42 or something. was absolutely shite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going controversial:

The Revenant

Total nonsense, didn't live up to the hype, DiCaprio gets Oscar because he acted like he was suffering in the cold.....by physically lying in the cold forest during winter and suffering. He should have got the Oscar for other roles. "

I laughed through most of that film...Mr had to tell me to shut up cause I kept on asking how come he wasn't dead yet.

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By *ufflinkslaceMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm going controversial:

The Revenant

Total nonsense, didn't live up to the hype, DiCaprio gets Oscar because he acted like he was suffering in the cold.....by physically lying in the cold forest during winter and suffering. He should have got the Oscar for other roles.

I laughed through most of that film...Mr had to tell me to shut up cause I kept on asking how come he wasn't dead yet."

Exactly! Lol

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The Emoji Movie, no question. I left the theatre and just sat in the lobby for what seemed like forty minutes in a fucking fugue state, dissociating so hard I nearly astral-projected into the Sony boardroom.

If there was a Hague for movies...

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mama mia"

Mama Mia was pretty cringey but I thought the sequel was actually really well-executed, with some solid ret-con decisions. And this is speaking as someone who fucking can't stand ABBA.

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By *azinga84Man
34 weeks ago

Kilwinning


"

And to answer the OP's question, the worst movie ever is "Violent Shit" a 1980's German cannibal serial killer movie"

There is actually 3 sequels to that, and an Italian remake in 2015...

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"Think it was called movie 42 or something. was absolutely shite lol"
there were some really funny bits in Movie 43, but overall....yeah it's a shite film

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By *enelope2UWoman
34 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Scream 1 not watched one since

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By *wkwardly yoursMan
34 weeks ago

Tighnabruaich

Ice cube's new War of the Worlds.

Absolute dross

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