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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cleaning mirrors, its just something I could really see myself doing.

Whats your favorite pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleaning mirrors, its just something I could really see myself doing.

Whats your favorite pun "

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Cleaning mirrors, its just something I could really see myself doing.

Whats your favorite pun "

Im a bomb disposal expert

If you see me running

Try and keep up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My gran has a heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire


"Cleaning mirrors, its just something I could really see myself doing.

Whats your favorite pun

Im a bomb disposal expert

If you see me running

Try and keep up."

Google ‘Pun’.

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him."
haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boy George has opened a zoo. There’s only 6 animals there...a Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama and a Chameleon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went to a swingers’ party last night - literally wife changing!

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Cleaning mirrors, its just something I could really see myself doing.

Whats your favorite pun

Im a bomb disposal expert

If you see me running

Try and keep up.

Google ‘Pun’."

Why ?

I never realised other job related sayings were a no go area.

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

I could have used my old favourite, i wanted to be a fortune teller when i was younger , but i never saw a future in it.

But ive used that in many other threads .

Now you go google "smart" try under E for erse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

"

Is it only you that's allowed to do that?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

Is it only you that's allowed to do that?"

Not at all , im always all for threads going off on tangents , its what makes the forums so good.

I think your getting a wee bit mixed up with me asking if you would like to comment on a thread as opposed nit pik someone elses post. Just like your example here again .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

Is it only you that's allowed to do that?

Not at all , im always all for threads going off on tangents , its what makes the forums so good.

I think your getting a wee bit mixed up with me asking if you would like to comment on a thread as opposed nit pik someone elses post. Just like your example here again . "

It's okay for you to do it though?

Righto boss

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

Is it only you that's allowed to do that?

Not at all , im always all for threads going off on tangents , its what makes the forums so good.

I think your getting a wee bit mixed up with me asking if you would like to comment on a thread as opposed nit pik someone elses post. Just like your example here again .

It's okay for you to do it though?

Righto boss"

Whatever you say.

Any comment on the OP ?

Guessing not. Again. !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

Is it only you that's allowed to do that?

Not at all , im always all for threads going off on tangents , its what makes the forums so good.

I think your getting a wee bit mixed up with me asking if you would like to comment on a thread as opposed nit pik someone elses post. Just like your example here again .

It's okay for you to do it though?

Righto boss

Whatever you say.

Any comment on the OP ?

Guessing not. Again. ! "

Don't bring me into this ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

Is it only you that's allowed to do that?

Not at all , im always all for threads going off on tangents , its what makes the forums so good.

I think your getting a wee bit mixed up with me asking if you would like to comment on a thread as opposed nit pik someone elses post. Just like your example here again .

It's okay for you to do it though?

Righto boss

Whatever you say.

Any comment on the OP ?

Guessing not. Again. ! "

Give your horn a day off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I just don’t know why.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I had a job making doughnuts, but I gave it up.

I just got tired of the hole thing

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I didn't know what to expect on my first time going to the dentist, but now I know the drill.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

Is it only you that's allowed to do that?

Not at all , im always all for threads going off on tangents , its what makes the forums so good.

I think your getting a wee bit mixed up with me asking if you would like to comment on a thread as opposed nit pik someone elses post. Just like your example here again .

It's okay for you to do it though?

Righto boss

Whatever you say.

Any comment on the OP ?

Guessing not. Again. !

Don't bring me into this ffs"

See the trouble you cause!!

Sorry it’s the only comment I can make as I’m rubbish at puns!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

Is it only you that's allowed to do that?

Not at all , im always all for threads going off on tangents , its what makes the forums so good.

I think your getting a wee bit mixed up with me asking if you would like to comment on a thread as opposed nit pik someone elses post. Just like your example here again .

It's okay for you to do it though?

Righto boss

Whatever you say.

Any comment on the OP ?

Guessing not. Again. !

Don't bring me into this ffs

See the trouble you cause!!

Sorry it’s the only comment I can make as I’m rubbish at puns!! "

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

It's impossible put down

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have had a day of mixed emotions. My mother in law got hit by a bus and I lost my job as a bus driver.

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

[Removed by poster at 10/05/19 23:38:24]

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire


"Cleaning mirrors, its just something I could really see myself doing.

Whats your favorite pun

Im a bomb disposal expert

If you see me running

Try and keep up.

Google ‘Pun’.

Why ?

I never realised other job related sayings were a no go area.

When did you become the "keep threads on track " modererator.

I could have used my old favourite, i wanted to be a fortune teller when i was younger , but i never saw a future in it.

But ive used that in many other threads .

Now you go google "smart" try under E for erse"

My, you’re a touchy wee sausage aren’t you!

He asked for puns. You told a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deleted all the German numbers off my phone...now it’s Hans free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corduroy pillows...they’re making headlines...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One more and I’ll stop...(mebbe) German sausage jokes... they’re the wurst...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

132% of people exaggerate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh and...be careful using condoms, they are NOT 100% safe... a friend of mine was wearing one and got ran over by a bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My ex-wife still misses me.

But her aim is starting to improve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful when following the masses... sometimes the M is silent...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be careful when following the masses... sometimes the M is silent... "

i have created a monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be careful when following the masses... sometimes the M is silent...

i have created a monster "

How does a monkey make toasted cheese???

He puts it under a gorilla...

(Aye you’re fault Jason lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be careful when following the masses... sometimes the M is silent...

i have created a monster

How does a monkey make toasted cheese???

He puts it under a gorilla...

(Aye you’re fault Jason lol)

"

I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the Sky was the limit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and my receding hairline ?

we go way back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

last one before bed

the shovel was a ground-breaking invention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"last one before bed

the shovel was a ground-breaking invention"

Hahaha

Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!

Nite xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"last one before bed

the shovel was a ground-breaking invention

Hahaha

Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!

Nite xxx"

good knight don't let the bed bugs bite x

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Insect puns, they bug me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Insect puns, they bug me"

Hahah... bugs are scary, which reminds me... I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Met a transgender vegan, he was a herbefore

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”"

That's not leaving anyone's head that knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been a great post!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

on't spell part backwards. It's a trap

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