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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I walked in to buy some coffee, I passed a woman who was smoking while she filled her car with gas.

I passed two police officers, while heading in and I was shaking my head about the stupidity.

When I came out, I see the woman with her arm on fire, screaming and waving it back and forth.

The police officers grabbed an extinguisher, tackled her to the ground, and put the fire out. Then they started handcuffing her.

"Why is she being arrested?" I asked the cops.

"Didn't you see her waving her firearm around?"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"As I walked in to buy some coffee, I passed a woman who was smoking while she filled her car with gas.

I passed two police officers, while heading in and I was shaking my head about the stupidity.

When I came out, I see the woman with her arm on fire, screaming and waving it back and forth.

The police officers grabbed an extinguisher, tackled her to the ground, and put the fire out. Then they started handcuffing her.

"Why is she being arrested?" I asked the cops.

"Didn't you see her waving her firearm around?" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I walked in to buy some coffee, I passed a woman who was smoking while she filled her car with gas.

I passed two police officers, while heading in and I was shaking my head about the stupidity.

When I came out, I see the woman with her arm on fire, screaming and waving it back and forth.

The police officers grabbed an extinguisher, tackled her to the ground, and put the fire out. Then they started handcuffing her.

"Why is she being arrested?" I asked the cops.

"Didn't you see her waving her firearm around?" "

Shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st started reading this and the use of "gas" gave it away as joke. Still good all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having worked for the company who make petrol pumps and install them , this sort of stuff does actually go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone mention cops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" someone mention cops "

Just trying to get your attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having worked for the company who make petrol pumps and install them , this sort of stuff does actually go on!

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Really how thick are some folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" someone mention cops

Just trying to get your attention "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having worked for the company who make petrol pumps and install them , this sort of stuff does actually go on!

Really how thick are some folk "

Very!

People driving off with the pump still in their car or just crashing into the pump were also common.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I thought I was thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I thought I was thick "

Thick??!! Ohhh you mean stupid... Ocht yer not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I thought I was thick

Thick??!! Ohhh you mean stupid... Ocht yer not

I once bought car at the auctions in Glasgow jumped in the drivers seat to find it was a left hand drive and I hadn't noticed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/05/19 22:58:18]"

Lol how did you find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/05/19 22:58:18]

Lol how did you find it "

Bit strange at first but you get used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/05/19 22:58:18]

Lol how did you find it

Bit strange at first but you get used to it "

That’s what she said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/05/19 22:58:18]

Lol how did you find it

Bit strange at first but you get used to it

That’s what she said "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am that stupid when God was giving out brains I though he said wains and said nah am to young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am that stupid when God was giving out brains I though he said wains and said nah am to young "

That was still wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am that stupid when God was giving out brains I though he said wains and said nah am to young

That was still wise "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An angry wife says to her husband " I should've married the devil he would've made a better husband than you!"

The husband responds "you would've been arrested because marriage between relatives is illegal in this country"

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