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"You're not alone Devil I often have dreams about an investigation taking place after a train derailment. Want to hug it out?" 
Someones taking the P lol
Ok so it is a weird dream | |||
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"Mines usually involve cops , but it's normally me getting pulled for speeding.. "Has it happened in real life though ? | |||
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"Mines usually involve cops , but it's normally me getting pulled for speeding..
Has it happened in real life though ? " couldn't possibly say.. It's how I get out a ticket that's the fun part | |||
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"Mines usually involve cops , but it's normally me getting pulled for speeding..
Has it happened in real life though ? couldn't possibly say.. It's how I get out a ticket that's the fun part "Haha , perv !! | |||
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"You're not alone Devil I often have dreams about an investigation taking place after a train derailment. Want to hug it out?
Someones taking the P lol
Ok so it is a weird dream "It's a wee bit specialised 
When I dream it's either sex dreams or nightmares | |||
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"You're not alone Devil I often have dreams about an investigation taking place after a train derailment. Want to hug it out?
Someones taking the P lol
Ok so it is a weird dream
It's a wee bit specialised
When I dream it's either sex dreams or nightmares "Turned out the driver of the train was at fault, just in case anyone was interested.
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"Are they dreams though or they real and our perceived reality is just the dream in the matrix" So the dream is real and reality is the matrix. You then have simulation theory, where it's all reality is a construct. | |||
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"You're not alone Devil I often have dreams about an investigation taking place after a train derailment. Want to hug it out?
Someones taking the P lol
Ok so it is a weird dream
It's a wee bit specialised
When I dream it's either sex dreams or nightmares "Do you ever have nightmare sex dreams ? | |||
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"Are they dreams though or they real and our perceived reality is just the dream in the matrix" " theres a difference between knowing the path and walking the path" | |||
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"Had the same dream for years. I walk into an exam, turn over the paper and realise I know nothing. Never fails to scare the shit out of me." That was my reality..
I have a recurring dream of freddy krueger chasing me round either a car park or a care breakers yard.. The knives on his glove are retractable and he keeps slashing away trying to get me.. Sometimes three rows of cars between us and he still reaches me.
Always wake up in a cold sweat as if it was real.. Feal weird all day. | |||
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"You're not alone Devil I often have dreams about an investigation taking place after a train derailment. Want to hug it out?
Someones taking the P lol
Ok so it is a weird dream
It's a wee bit specialised
When I dream it's either sex dreams or nightmares
Do you ever have nightmare sex dreams ?"Depends who I'm having the sex with | |||
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"Had the same dream for years. I walk into an exam, turn over the paper and realise I know nothing. Never fails to scare the shit out of me." Are you Jon Snow in this dream? | |||
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"Are they dreams though or they real and our perceived reality is just the dream in the matrix " theres a difference between knowing the path and walking the path"" Where we're going we don't need paths! Damn wrong film! | |||
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I have a lot of dreams about being chased by dinosaurs, have done since I was a kid. Last night I dreamed I was being chased through ventilation shafts by a group of raptors. | |||
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"Had the same dream for years. I walk into an exam, turn over the paper and realise I know nothing. Never fails to scare the shit out of me." Its probably the realism thats so unsettling x | |||
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"I remember my dreams vividly, my husband jokes that hearing about my dreams is like being read a novel aloud. I very rarely have sexual dreams though, drats!
I have a lot of dreams about being chased by dinosaurs, have done since I was a kid. Last night I dreamed I was being chased through ventilation shafts by a group of raptors."Did you watch a lot of Jurassic park when you were younger? | |||
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"I remember my dreams vividly, my husband jokes that hearing about my dreams is like being read a novel aloud. I very rarely have sexual dreams though, drats!
I have a lot of dreams about being chased by dinosaurs, have done since I was a kid. Last night I dreamed I was being chased through ventilation shafts by a group of raptors."When i play fight with my 30 year old daughter if feels like a raptor has possessed her. Theres blood, scratches and bit marks almost everywhere on me. I dont do it as much as i used to now though. My scars are healing nicely since the last time . Lol | |||
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"I dream most if not all nights and always feel like it really happened, like I’m not even asleep! " But what are you dreaming about ? Thats the big question. Hopefully its more exciting than a derailed train lol. | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! " I've heard it about 400 times from Mr
He woke me up one night with his legs flying about everywhere, like he was running away from an axe murderer. Calmed down a bit and just as I was about to nod off he booted me right uo the arse. Woke up startled as I was screaming "effin" this and "effin" that. Apparently he was dreaming he was playing for Celtic in the Cup Final against Rangers....and all the other Celtic players had been sent off | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! I've heard it about 400 times from Mr "Mr clearly has an excellent sense of humour! I limit my comment at that! | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! " Marshmallow joke? | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke?" Gawd, someone will tell it now!  | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now! "
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ...... | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ......"
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now! "Was never going to be me!  | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ......"Do you always start stuff off and let someone else finish it ? | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Was never going to be me! "And you were disappointed nobody had told it yet eh  | |||
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"So just had a dream where a frieght train driver derailed his train, his day went from bad to worse as the investigation unfolded. ( job related dream ) Do you guys ever remember your dreams, is your dreams all about sex or maybe like MSD you rarely dream and virtually never remember them. Lets here your innermost random dreams. Clean or filthy, good or bad. Maybe all you have is nightmares, maybe sharing , you will find your not alone and get chatting with people similar to yourself . "can always remember bits and bobs of dreams lucid dreaming is the strangest things I’ve ever experienced | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke......"Oh i dunno, there's a few here who have made that their trademark | |||
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"Mines usually involve cops , but it's normally me getting pulled for speeding..
Has it happened in real life though ? couldn't possibly say.. It's how I get out a ticket that's the fun part "I'm confused. Do you like cops? | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ......
Go on"Is anyone going to finish this marshmallow joke! | |||
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"I remember my dreams vividly, my husband jokes that hearing about my dreams is like being read a novel aloud. I very rarely have sexual dreams though, drats!
I have a lot of dreams about being chased by dinosaurs, have done since I was a kid. Last night I dreamed I was being chased through ventilation shafts by a group of raptors.
Did you watch a lot of Jurassic park when you were younger?"I did, I was obsessed. I still love dinosaurs even though they terrorise me when I sleep.
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ......"Feck sake you lot
Ok just for the people that asked
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. .....
I woke up and my pillow had disappeared.
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ......
Feck sake you lot
Ok just for the people that asked
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. .....
I woke up and my pillow had disappeared.
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ......
Feck sake you lot
Ok just for the people that asked
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. .....
I woke up and my pillow had disappeared.
Well that wasn't worth the wait!"Exactly , but the natives were restless for answers. | |||
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"Ffs... 7 hours this thread has been up and no one has done the giant marshmallow joke! What a let down you lot are! Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ......
Feck sake you lot
Ok just for the people that asked
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. .....
I woke up and my pillow had disappeared.
Well that wasn't worth the wait!
Exactly , but the natives were restless for answers. "To be fair I asked for the answer | |||
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" Marshmallow joke? Gawd, someone will tell it now!
Nobody wants to be seen telling a cringy old joke. Ok i will start it someone else can finish it.
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. ......
Feck sake you lot
Ok just for the people that asked
Last night i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. .....
I woke up and my pillow had disappeared.
" thanks devil | |||
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"Worst recurring dream is my teeth falling out, I’ve got a bit of an obsession with nice teeth, but I’m always dreaming and remember most of my dreams in great detail, several of my dreams over the years have become reality I’ve always had deja vu it’s quite freaky but more so to folk I tell the dream to then it happens "Yeah, I have that one too. Normally involves a big shiny Mac red apple....just as I sink my gnashers in they all start to come loose then I'm spitting them out like broken polo mints! | |||
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