FabSwingers.com forum: You know your getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When the Barbers cut your head, ear and nose hair

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

When you forget what your going to post on the forum ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

When a nap is a luxury

As I child I thought it was a punishment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you forget what your going to post on the forum ?

That be the beer and malt whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast "

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

Man problems

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When a nap is a luxury

As I child I thought it was a punishment.

I could go a nap now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

I do my pelvic floor exercises

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

I do my pelvic floor exercises

Weight lifting with your fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When. You have a nap in the afternoon, wake up at sixlpm think it's six am and stumble through for a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

I do my pelvic floor exercises

Weight lifting with your fanny

More of a clenching...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

I do my pelvic floor exercises

Weight lifting with your fanny

More of a clenching...

Care to demonstrate

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

When you get a message asking if you like younger..

You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

I do my pelvic floor exercises

Weight lifting with your fanny

More of a clenching...

Care to demonstrate

Does she have to carry a placard to demonstrate ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you get a message asking if you like younger..

You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32

very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

I do my pelvic floor exercises

Weight lifting with your fanny

More of a clenching...

Care to demonstrate

No one showed me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

I do my pelvic floor exercises

Weight lifting with your fanny

More of a clenching...

Care to demonstrate

Does she have to carry a placard to demonstrate ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you are

God your fast

Not always

... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers

She may be fast but not loose .

I do my pelvic floor exercises

Weight lifting with your fanny

More of a clenching...

Care to demonstrate

No one showed me!!

God loves a trier and am very trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get a message asking if you like younger..

You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32

Ohhh shhhush young un, yer legs are younger than that

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"When you get a message asking if you like younger..

You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32

Ohhh shhhush young un, yer varicose veins in your legs are younger than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get a message asking if you like younger..

You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32

Ohhh shhhush young un, yer varicose veins in your legs are younger than that

You’re wicked... quite, quite wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get a message asking if you like younger..

You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32

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I get this most days now

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By *trunieMan
over a year ago

glasgow

When you start making more noise just getting up and down than you did enjoying sex lol

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"When you get a message asking if you like younger..

You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32

Ohhh shhhush young un, yer varicose veins in your legs are younger than that

You’re wicked... quite, quite wicked

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any you ladies like younger

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm refusing to get old!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I'm refusing to get old!

As young as the person you feel

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm refusing to get old!

As young as the person you feel

Thank goodness I know my limits then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you use the phrases "I remember when I was your age" or "back in my day"

To be fair, I have used the first one

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

When no alcohol and an early night is a bloody good Saturday night.

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you find yourself saying things that your Dad used to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone calls you an older woman!

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

When you cant listen to the radio anymore because all the music is crap and sounds the same .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get a message asking if you like younger..

You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32

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haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone calls you an older woman!

Could be worse, could be called an old women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember life before the Internet and TV only had three channels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you take a few rennies before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you take a few rennies before bed "

That's just good sense.. (shit.. I guess THAT makes me old.

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By *me2u2Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When you take a few rennies before bed "

You know when your getting really old when rennies no longer cut it and you need industrial strength stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you take a few rennies before bed

You know when your getting really old when rennies no longer cut it and you need industrial strength stuff!!"

Hahaha liquid gaviscon or omeprazole three times a day ?

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