FabSwingers.com forum: Friday Night "Les Miserables" Themed Fab Bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get your best Jean Valjean, Fantine or Monsieur Thénardier and Madame Thénardier costumes on. The fab bar is open.. All drinks and food are free.. Feel free to tip the OP with a kiss, a wink or a message. Let the merriment commence.. Have a good one folks.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Not really a Les Mis fan but make mine a large one

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By *ollyAmorousCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Omg this is orgasmic - Les Mis AND Nekked Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A large what.. I could bring you a .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg this is orgasmic - Les Mis AND Nekked Jack

Just don't ask me to sing for you. Hehe.

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Jack, you are the man. May I please have a Glayva no ice for me please and a Disaronno no ice for G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a Les Mis fan....was there a smelly old wifey with a wart on the end of her nose? I'll play her ....oh aye, and geez a merlot too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Les Mis - my favourite. I will be Fantine after she’s lost her hair and teeth!!

Can I have a vanilla milkshake pls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All the drinks are ready for you all... I'm hoping for a kiss or three for serving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the drinks are ready for you all... I'm hoping for a kiss or three for serving

Just stick to the job, barkeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the drinks are ready for you all... I'm hoping for a kiss or three for serving

Just stick to the job, barkeep "

You can give me the Hollywood style air kiss if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the drinks are ready for you all... I'm hoping for a kiss or three for serving

Just stick to the job, barkeep

You can give me the Hollywood style air kiss if you want.

I'd maybe stretch to a tip

But that's your whack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the drinks are ready for you all... I'm hoping for a kiss or three for serving

Just stick to the job, barkeep

You can give me the Hollywood style air kiss if you want.

I'd maybe stretch to a tip

But that's your whack"

The tip of what?

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By *oolsGoldxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Large glass of Rosè please x

*Kiss*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large glass of Rosè please x

*Kiss*"

Thanks.. You should have it now. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the drinks are ready for you all... I'm hoping for a kiss or three for serving

Just stick to the job, barkeep

You can give me the Hollywood style air kiss if you want.

I'd maybe stretch to a tip

But that's your whack"

Don't you dare whack my tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for you Jack

https://youtu.be/uaomfC4F1yg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just for you Jack

https://youtu.be/uaomfC4F1yg"

Thanks.. I wish I could dance that well.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw followed by Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm please?

It's been 1 of those weeks, I need to get wasted lol

1 for yourself too barman Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for you Jack

https://youtu.be/uaomfC4F1yg

Thanks.. I wish I could dance that well. "

You've perfected the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw followed by Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm please?

It's been 1 of those weeks, I need to get wasted lol

1 for yourself too barman Jack

You can have the first two.. But not sure I can deliver the third.. And thanks for the whisky.. But where's the kiss.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw followed by Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm please?

It's been 1 of those weeks, I need to get wasted lol

1 for yourself too barman Jack

You can have the first two.. But not sure I can deliver the third.. And thanks for the whisky.. But where's the kiss.

2 out of 3 isn't bad, I've never been a screamer either lol. Here you go lovely mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw followed by Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm please?

It's been 1 of those weeks, I need to get wasted lol

1 for yourself too barman Jack

You can have the first two.. But not sure I can deliver the third.. And thanks for the whisky.. But where's the kiss.

2 out of 3 isn't bad, I've never been a screamer either lol. Here you go lovely mwah x"

You listening to meatloaf. Hehe. Lovely kiss BTW. X

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw followed by Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm please?

It's been 1 of those weeks, I need to get wasted lol

1 for yourself too barman Jack

You can have the first two.. But not sure I can deliver the third.. And thanks for the whisky.. But where's the kiss.

2 out of 3 isn't bad, I've never been a screamer either lol. Here you go lovely mwah x

You listening to meatloaf. Hehe. Lovely kiss BTW. X"

I'll have to now I've got that song in my head lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw followed by Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm please?

It's been 1 of those weeks, I need to get wasted lol

1 for yourself too barman Jack

You can have the first two.. But not sure I can deliver the third.. And thanks for the whisky.. But where's the kiss.

2 out of 3 isn't bad, I've never been a screamer either lol. Here you go lovely mwah x

You listening to meatloaf. Hehe. Lovely kiss BTW. X

I'll have to now I've got that song in my head lol"

Haha.. I'll stick it on the juke box here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*puts Springsteens "dancin in the dark" on*

You sit around getting older

There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me

I'll shake this world off my shoulders

Come on baby this laugh's on me

Wohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*puts Springsteens "dancin in the dark" on*

You sit around getting older

There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me

I'll shake this world off my shoulders

Come on baby this laugh's on me

Wohoo

Did Springsteen really add a woohoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*puts Springsteens "dancin in the dark" on*

You sit around getting older

There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me

I'll shake this world off my shoulders

Come on baby this laugh's on me

Wohoo

Did Springsteen really add a woohoo

No that was all me.. Come and have a dance.. Its time you were able to say, " wellidid".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*puts Springsteens "dancin in the dark" on*

You sit around getting older

There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me

I'll shake this world off my shoulders

Come on baby this laugh's on me

Wohoo

Did Springsteen really add a woohoo

No that was all me.. Come and have a dance.. Its time you were able to say, " wellidid".

That's not on my list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*puts Springsteens "dancin in the dark" on*

You sit around getting older

There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me

I'll shake this world off my shoulders

Come on baby this laugh's on me

Wohoo

Did Springsteen really add a woohoo

No that was all me.. Come and have a dance.. Its time you were able to say, " wellidid".

That's not on my list "

Spoilsport.

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Anyone want to dance with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want to dance with me?

I'm crap but definitely.. I'll try not to stand on your toes..

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By *ollyAmorousCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*putson Maria Mkee " Show Me Heaven" on the juke box. *

Anyone up for a slow dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*putson Maria Mkee " Show Me Heaven" on the juke box. *

Anyone up for a slow dance.

Are you trying to recapture your granny's youth?

No wonder the dance floor is deserted with these tunes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*putson Maria Mkee " Show Me Heaven" on the juke box. *

Anyone up for a slow dance.

Are you trying to recapture your granny's youth?

No wonder the dance floor is deserted with these tunes"

You're such a Ray of sunshine.. Come dance with me..

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Have I missed the slosh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I missed the slosh? "

Nope. Just. In time.. As long as you dance next to me.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"*putson Maria Mkee " Show Me Heaven" on the juke box. *

Anyone up for a slow dance.

Are you trying to recapture your granny's youth?

No wonder the dance floor is deserted with these tunes"

Awww, I'm a granny and I like this 1 haha. Watch your toes tho Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*putson Maria Mkee " Show Me Heaven" on the juke box. *

Anyone up for a slow dance.

Are you trying to recapture your granny's youth?

No wonder the dance floor is deserted with these tunes

Awww, I'm a granny and I like this 1 haha. Watch your toes tho Jack

Let's dance. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo missed it but I’d have had a large GnT - music wise I have cosmopolitan tastes - I’m also auld so far I’m happy with the jukebox choices. Ohhh big X for the barman and a generous tip too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooooo missed it but I’d have had a large GnT - music wise I have cosmopolitan tastes - I’m also auld so far I’m happy with the jukebox choices. Ohhh big X for the barman and a generous tip too

You. Can still have a large g and t.. And a jack and too.. If you want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You. Can still have a large g and t.. And a jack and cola too.. If you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great service in this bar, I’ll be back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great service in this bar, I’ll be back

Feel free to pop in to my private bar too.

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