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By *asps OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

The man who made it Has no use for it

The man who bought it doesn’t need it

The man who needs it doesn’t want it.

What am I ?

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

A coffin

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By *asps OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

Correct well done.

Bonus point for the film it’s took off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say Albie's 3 piece suit.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands"

None, cos you’d to put them down to cook two.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

None, cos you’d to put them down to cook two."

Incorrect.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

None, cos you’d to put them down to cook two.

Incorrect."

6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands"

6

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

None, cos you’d to put them down to cook two.

Incorrect.

6 "

Correct. Now explain why

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

6"

Correct. Explain how u got the answer

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

None, cos you’d to put them down to cook two.

Incorrect.

6

Correct. Now explain why"

You have 6 eggs in you hands! The dropped and ate the eggs prior to holding the existing 6.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

God I canny spell today!!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

None, cos you’d to put them down to cook two.

Incorrect.

6

Correct. Now explain why

You have 6 eggs in you hands! The dropped and ate the eggs prior to holding the existing 6."

Well done. Gold star to you.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

None, cos you’d to put them down to cook two.

Incorrect.

6

Correct. Now explain why

You have 6 eggs in you hands! The dropped and ate the eggs prior to holding the existing 6.

Well done. Gold star to you. "

Thank you! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's another one.

What can you put up a drainpipe down but can't put down a drainpipe up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is another

I have 6 eggs in my hands. I dropped two and i ate two so how many eggs are now in my hands

None, cos you’d to put them down to cook two.

Incorrect.

6

Correct. Now explain why

You have 6 eggs in you hands! The dropped and ate the eggs prior to holding the existing 6.

Well done. Gold star to you.

Thank you! x"

Star bar

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Here's another one.

What can you put up a drainpipe down but can't put down a drainpipe up?"

An umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's another one.

What can you put up a drainpipe down but can't put down a drainpipe up?

An umbrella "

Correct. Well done

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Here's another one.

What can you put up a drainpipe down but can't put down a drainpipe up?

An umbrella

Correct. Well done "

Christmas crackers are fountain of knowledge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's another one.

What can you put up a drainpipe down but can't put down a drainpipe up?

An umbrella

Correct. Well done

Christmas crackers are fountain of knowledge lol"

Yes they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more you taken the more you leave behind.

What is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The more you taken the more you leave behind.

What is it"

Steps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footsteps but I'll give you it

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Footsteps but I'll give you it

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"

Haha, I like that one. I'll leave it to be answered by anyone else.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Footsteps but I'll give you it

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Haha, I like that one. I'll leave it to be answered by anyone else.

"

Mmmmmmm I’ve no idea.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Footsteps but I'll give you it

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"

Would that be the letter ‘m’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup correct

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup correct

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?"

To keep the doctor away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup correct

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

To keep the doctor away "

Why what have I done now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup correct

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

To keep the doctor away

Why what have I done now! "

Hmmmmmm. Not sure but I'm sure we can think of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup correct

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

To keep the doctor away

Why what have I done now! "

You shagged the bus driver and he doesn't want you banging Sarah while he's away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am full of holes but still hold water. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am full of holes but still hold water. What am I?"

A sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am full of holes but still hold water. What am I?

A sponge "

Correct!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?"

A piano.. Or. Music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?

A piano.. Or. Music. "

Correct

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?

A piano.. Or. Music.

Correct

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates? "

A tooth brush.. Damn I'm. Good at this. Hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What starts of small and soft.. But becomes bigger and harder the more you blow.. But don't blow too hard or it will explode in your mouth?

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What starts of small and soft.. But becomes bigger and harder the more you blow.. But don't blow too hard or it will explode in your mouth?"

Bubblegum?

What gets wetter the more it drys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What starts of small and soft.. But becomes bigger and harder the more you blow.. But don't blow too hard or it will explode in your mouth?

Bubblegum?

What gets wetter the more it drys? "

Nope.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What starts of small and soft.. But becomes bigger and harder the more you blow.. But don't blow too hard or it will explode in your mouth?

Bubblegum?

What gets wetter the more it drys?

Nope. "

A balloon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What starts of small and soft.. But becomes bigger and harder the more you blow.. But don't blow too hard or it will explode in your mouth?

Bubblegum?

What gets wetter the more it drys?

Nope.

A balloon?"

Yes..

A towel.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What starts of small and soft.. But becomes bigger and harder the more you blow.. But don't blow too hard or it will explode in your mouth?

Bubblegum?

What gets wetter the more it drys?

Nope.

A balloon?

Yes..

A towel. "

Yay!

And yup that was easy tho lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?"

Penumbra

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By *ecadent ViceMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Time?

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By *ecadent ViceMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Or death....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shadow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup. "

Wooo hoooooo!

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