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"You can have mine if you want. I've never used it!  x"
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"You can have mine if you want. I've never used it! x
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now! "I've had mine 4 years and it's like that now too | |||
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now! "Buy a new one woman..yer minted  | |||
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"You can have mine if you want. I've never used it! x
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Seen as it's you... x"Well thank you... | |||
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now!
I've had mine 4 years and it's like that now too "4 yrs is pretty decent though. | |||
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now!
Buy a new one woman..yer minted "You've been hacking the wrong bank balance! I'm skint. Could always start a Crowd Fund .
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now!
Buy a new one woman..yer minted
You've been hacking the wrong bank balance! I'm skint.
Could always start a Crowd Fund
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now!
Buy a new one woman..yer minted
You've been hacking the wrong bank balance! I'm skint.
Could always start a Crowd Fund
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Gumtree second hand wan "I'm not wanting somebody else's fanny batter all over my wand! | |||
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"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time. The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy. Thoughts and prayers. " Thank you! At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event! | |||
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now! "I will never meet a woman after this advice. Your consumer rights say all electrical goods have a 2 year warranty. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/money-saving-tips/11296784/Shops-accused-of-denying-six-year-warranty-right.html | |||
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now! "Maybe someone's been using the wand while you've been out 
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"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time. The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you! At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event! "Get the mr to earn his keep now  | |||
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"You can have mine if you want. I've never used it! x
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Seen as it's you... x"I've always wondered how these things work.. May I sit in too? | |||
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now!
Maybe someone's been using the wand while you've been out
John "Mr D is looking a bit sheepish actually. | |||
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"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time. The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you! At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!
Get the mr to earn his keep now "After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked ....and not in a good way.
Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act. | |||
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"you well have to get Mr doggy to finger blast you till you get a new WAN "Thank you for the suggestion but his fingers are red raw with all this DIY. ....next.... | |||
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"Mines sadly passed away about a year ago after 3 years of excellent reliable service. I went shopping that same day for a replacement. Needs must and all that "Sounds like a plan for today | |||
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"Mines sadly passed away about a year ago after 3 years of excellent reliable service. I went shopping that same day for a replacement. Needs must and all that
Sounds like a plan for today "I wonder if your wands namesake with the long tongue is on here. Maybe he can help you out. | |||
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now! "Mind put it in the right bit at the recycling centre best ask the guys there which section it goes in . | |||
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"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time. The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you! At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!
Get the mr to earn his keep now
After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked ....and not in a good way.
Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act."Henrik!! Henrik fucked me hard and royally over the years too, as it goes...  | |||
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"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time. The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you! At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!
Get the mr to earn his keep now
After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked ....and not in a good way.
Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act.
Henrik!! Henrik fucked me hard and royally over the years too, as it goes... "I feel your pain.  | |||
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"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time. The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you! At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!
Get the mr to earn his keep now
After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked ....and not in a good way.
Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act.
Henrik!! Henrik fucked me hard and royally over the years too, as it goes...
I feel your penis . "your profile says your straight Jack ? | |||
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"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time. The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you! At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!
Get the mr to earn his keep now
After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked ....and not in a good way.
Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act.
Henrik!! Henrik fucked me hard and royally over the years too, as it goes...
I feel your penis .
your profile says your straight Jack ? "Bitch. | |||
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".....of a wand? I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now!
Boak
Buy a new one woman..yer minted
You've been hacking the wrong bank balance! I'm skint.
Could always start a Crowd Fund
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Gumtree second hand wan
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"Mrs Doggy I could give you a loan of a cordless grinder I am sure we could find something suitable for the end of it for your needs "A grinder?! Jesus Christ....I know I've got a bit of a rep as being a torn face on here but I'm not polishing my bean with a grinder! | |||
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"MrsD if you use the right polishing compound it would have the desired effect or you could always try my tongue on your bean "If your tongue has the rpm of my last wand you should be on Britain's Got Talent! | |||
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"Mrs Doggy I could give you a loan of a cordless grinder I am sure we could find something suitable for the end of it for your needs
A grinder?! Jesus Christ....I know I've got a bit of a rep as being a torn face on here but I'm not polishing my bean with a grinder!"you might as well, I barfed in a kebab I found in a bin last night, before I tasted and heaved i thought "this is mrs doggy" | |||
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"Mine sadly passed last week away after only 9 months. I replaced it within days. I will take better care of this one "Was there no 2 Year Guarantee? This would never happen at John Lewis. That said, I don't think they have a sex department. | |||
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"I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again! " Glasgow here remember...."Beans of Steel" | |||
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"I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again! Glasgow here remember...."Beans of Steel" "Not like us east coast pussies | |||
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"I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again! Glasgow here remember...."Beans of Steel" "Made by Girders. | |||
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"I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again! Glasgow here remember...."Beans of Steel"
Made by Girders. "Hahahaha ! | |||
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"I’ve had my mains powered one five years and still going strong "
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