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Nekked Jack's Friday Night Bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is now open.

The bar is open early tonight.. Usual fare on offer totally free... Pull up a chair, a stool, a bird or a bloke on the couches... Eat drink, be merry. Have a laugh, a flirt and a dance. My dance card only has one name on it so far so get in quick. Self service but bring me one on your way back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! "

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand. "

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas? "

I'd personally recommend starting with tequila, then a nice Talisker and finishing with a large Jack.. I hear Jack's smooth, feels great in the lips and also goes down well.

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour "

No idea why! I thought you were on great form

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour

No idea why! I thought you were on great form

R "

I did too.. D*unk doggy is fun doggy.. (not that sober doggy isn't.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour

No idea why! I thought you were on great form

R "

Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour

No idea why! I thought you were on great form

R

I did too.. D*unk doggy is fun doggy.. (not that sober doggy isn't.) "

(Launches knickers across the room)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour

No idea why! I thought you were on great form

R

Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times."

The rest of the time you're a cheeky big shite.

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour

No idea why! I thought you were on great form

R

Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times."

I struck lucky then. I think I was offered a kiss

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour

No idea why! I thought you were on great form

R

Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times.

I struck lucky then. I think I was offered a kiss

R "

Aye...they're like rocking horse shit round here....few and far between my kisses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!

Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.

Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour

No idea why! I thought you were on great form

R

Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times.

I struck lucky then. I think I was offered a kiss

R

Aye...they're like rocking horse shit round here....few and far between my kisses "

I want one.. And not a glesga one either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

* puts on "Mr blue sky" by ELO. *

Any one joining me in the dance floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea please

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas?

I'd personally recommend starting with tequila, then a nice Talisker and finishing with a large Jack.. I hear Jack's smooth, feels great in the lips and also goes down well. "

Oooh if only I had a large Jack to hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuppa tea please "

A woman with good taste... It may be self service.. But I'll make your tea..

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"* puts on "Mr blue sky" by ELO. *

Any one joining me in the dance floor?"

You asking?

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Cuppa tea please "

Any particular kind lovely lady? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas?

I'd personally recommend starting with tequila, then a nice Talisker and finishing with a large Jack.. I hear Jack's smooth, feels great in the lips and also goes down well.

Oooh if only I had a large Jack to hand "

If only.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* puts on "Mr blue sky" by ELO. *

Any one joining me in the dance floor?

You asking? "

I'm asking!!!

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Can I have a large G&T please?

Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a large G&T please?

Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes "

Your wishes are my command.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Can I have a large G&T please?

Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes

Your wishes are my command. "

In that case can I have some crisps too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a large G&T please?

Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes

Your wishes are my command.

In that case can I have some crisps too please "

What flavour. Prawn COCKtail.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Can I have a large G&T please?

Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes

Your wishes are my command.

In that case can I have some crisps too please

What flavour. Prawn COCKtail. "

Nah best avoid the fish, how about sausage flavour haha

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Sausage? Who’s got the sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*puts on "venus" by bananarama*

I'm. Your venus, I'm. Your fire.. Your desire. Wohooo.

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed!

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed!

R "

Awww.. Let me tuck you in.

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed!

R

Awww.. Let me tuck you in. "

You're meant to encourage me to stay & party!

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed!

R

Awww.. Let me tuck you in.

You're meant to encourage me to stay & party!

R "

*grabs you by the hand, spins you round onto the dance floor. *

How's that then?

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed!

R

Awww.. Let me tuck you in.

You're meant to encourage me to stay & party!

R

*grabs you by the hand, spins you round onto the dance floor. *

How's that then?"

Much better

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed!

R

Awww.. Let me tuck you in.

You're meant to encourage me to stay & party!

R

*grabs you by the hand, spins you round onto the dance floor. *

How's that then?

Much better

R "

Have to say your a much better dancer than I. Am.

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

What a load of cob

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Bacon roll, black coffee and a kick in the arse to get to the game!¡!!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Any kind of post achohol snacks. I'm starving Haha

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