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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand. ![]() | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour ![]() | |||
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"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas? ![]() I'd personally recommend starting with tequila, then a nice Talisker and finishing with a large Jack.. I hear Jack's smooth, feels great in the lips and also goes down well. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() ![]() No idea why! I thought you were on great form ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did too.. D*unk doggy is fun doggy.. (not that sober doggy isn't.) | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (Launches knickers across the room) | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The rest of the time you're a cheeky big shite. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I struck lucky then. I think I was offered a kiss ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aye...they're like rocking horse shit round here....few and far between my kisses ![]() | |||
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I want one.. And not a glesga one either. | |||
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"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas? ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooh if only I had a large Jack to hand ![]() | |||
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"Cuppa tea please " A woman with good taste... It may be self service.. But I'll make your tea.. ![]() | |||
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"* puts on "Mr blue sky" by ELO. * Any one joining me in the dance floor?" You asking? ![]() | |||
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"Cuppa tea please " Any particular kind lovely lady? X | |||
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"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If only. ![]() | |||
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"* puts on "Mr blue sky" by ELO. * Any one joining me in the dance floor? You asking? ![]() I'm asking!!! | |||
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"Can I have a large G&T please? Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes ![]() Your wishes are my command. ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a large G&T please? Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes ![]() ![]() In that case can I have some crisps too please ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a large G&T please? Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes ![]() ![]() ![]() What flavour. Prawn COCKtail. ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a large G&T please? Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah best avoid the fish, how about sausage flavour haha | |||
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"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed! ![]() ![]() Awww.. Let me tuck you in. ![]() | |||
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"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed! ![]() ![]() ![]() You're meant to encourage me to stay & party! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *grabs you by the hand, spins you round onto the dance floor. * How's that then? | |||
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"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Much better ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have to say your a much better dancer than I. Am. ![]() | |||
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