FabSwingers.com forum: Desert Island Essentials

By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

What three things would you choose to have with you?

Mine.....wine, lipstick and lube lol

Hubby.....link to the footy, beer and a sexy lady

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Any device solely for the purposes of playing music.

A fishing rod.

Kindle (with Fishing For Dummies downloaded!)

I'd be ready to go now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A plane."

No boats - I get seasick!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"A plane."

What are you going to craft out of the wood you find ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WiFi, sky sports, magners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear Grylls

Tesco Metro

My bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella lawson

Sainsbury mini

Sat phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigella lawson

Sainsbury mini

Sat phone. "

I'm gonna take a fourth.. Because I can.

Noise cancelling headphones because it's been brought to my attention that nigella would be moaning at me... And not in the good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If being all sensible about it it would be

Good quality large utility knife

Tarpaulin

Wind up Radio (I would smuggle a sd card with all my music on it in it)

If I was being less sensible about the question it would be

1 luxury cruiser

1 tanker of fuel

1 rather rich and attractive nymphomaniac captain for the cruiser ( all my 3 takes are used, will need someone to buy the wine, beer food and Sky TV)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennifer Aniston

SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.

Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Aniston

SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.

Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Aniston

SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.

Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!

Doubles up as squirt goggles for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Aniston

SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.

Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!

Doubles up as squirt goggles for you.

Wash you mouth out jack! Jennifer has a perfect pelvic floor don't you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Aniston

SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.

Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!

Doubles up as squirt goggles for you.

Wash you mouth out jack! Jennifer has a perfect pelvic floor don't you know!

Yeah.. I told her that this morning over coffee, in bed.. Of course then my alarm went off... Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Aniston

SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.

Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!

Doubles up as squirt goggles for you.

Wash you mouth out jack! Jennifer has a perfect pelvic floor don't you know!

Yeah.. I told her that this morning over coffee, in bed.. Of course then my alarm went off... Bugger.

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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"Any device solely for the purposes of playing music.

A fishing rod.

Kindle (with Fishing For Dummies downloaded!)

I'd be ready to go now.

Pretty impressive choices

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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"WiFi, sky sports, magners "

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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"Bear Grylls

Tesco Metro

My bed.

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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"Nigella lawson

Sainsbury mini

Sat phone. "

You had me at Nigella

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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"If being all sensible about it it would be

Good quality large utility knife

Tarpaulin

Wind up Radio (I would smuggle a sd card with all my music on it in it)

If I was being less sensible about the question it would be

1 luxury cruiser

1 tanker of fuel

1 rather rich and attractive nymphomaniac captain for the cruiser ( all my 3 takes are used, will need someone to buy the wine, beer food and Sky TV)"

Lack of sense sound me awesome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigella lawson

Sainsbury mini

Sat phone.

You had me at Nigella

OK a change.. Nigella and you two..

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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"Nigella lawson

Sainsbury mini

Sat phone.

You had me at Nigella

OK a change.. Nigella and you two..

Acceptance in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigella lawson

Sainsbury mini

Sat phone.

You had me at Nigella

OK a change.. Nigella and you two..

Acceptance in the post

*pulls up a chair and a bottle or two of wine and a flask of tea and waits for Mr postman*

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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"Nigella lawson

Sainsbury mini

Sat phone.

You had me at Nigella

OK a change.. Nigella and you two..

Acceptance in the post

*pulls up a chair and a bottle or two of wine and a flask of tea and waits for Mr postman*"

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Knife

Ferro rod

Para cord/rope

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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"Knife

Ferro rod

Para cord/rope"

Impressive. What have you got in mind with that selection? X

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Make everything you'll need with all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun cream I burn.

Music (not a phone, I'd like to escape the world)

Bear Grylls

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