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"Who cares, does it matter?. Its not as if we get out the measuring jug to find out. It gets blasted into a condom and tossed in the bin." It’s obv aimed at the women that love being covered in cum! Wouldn’t matter to me if it was a test tube or bucket full ! | |||
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol" Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later " | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later " Thanks | |||
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"The less cum the better for me, I've no use for it " Aye, me too. I just hate having to clean it out of things. Bedsheets, curtains, my beard...... | |||
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"The less cum the better for me, I've no use for it Aye, me too. I just hate having to clean it out of things. Bedsheets, curtains, my beard......" It must be a right bugger trying to get it out of that beard! | |||
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"The less cum the better for me, I've no use for it Aye, me too. I just hate having to clean it out of things. Bedsheets, curtains, my beard...... It must be a right bugger trying to get it out of that beard! " Like you wouldn't believe.... | |||
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! " Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding. We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later " Have they never heard of Playdough! | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later Have they never heard of Playdough!" Or PVA at leased that would be fun to peel off when it's dry | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later Have they never heard of Playdough!" Playdough smells better. | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later Have they never heard of Playdough! Playdough smells better." Tastes better too.... | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later Have they never heard of Playdough! Playdough smells better. Tastes better too...." Wee yin used to eat Playdough at nursery. She'd shite a rainbow most nights. | |||
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"Who cares, does it matter?. Its not as if we get out the measuring jug to find out. It gets blasted into a condom and tossed in the bin." Brilliant | |||
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding. We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful " Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! | |||
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding. We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! " (Cough) ...better get those knee pads out from the back of the cupboard then. | |||
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding. We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! (Cough) ...better get those knee pads out from the back of the cupboard then." Hope you invested in some industrial strength jizz goggles! | |||
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"Suppose it's a bit like women who go on about how much they gush (I know, I know it's pish TD, before you come charging in and assault me with a multi pack of Tena ladies.)" | |||
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"Suppose it's a bit like women who go on about how much they gush (I know, I know it's pish TD, before you come charging in and assault me with a multi pack of Tena ladies.)" Please explain why all women are capable of pissing dont gush | |||
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"Suppose it's a bit like women who go on about how much they gush (I know, I know it's pish TD, before you come charging in and assault me with a multi pack of Tena ladies.) Please explain why all women are capable of pissing dont gush " We all pee but cant all gush. Why? | |||
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"Suppose it's a bit like women who go on about how much they gush (I know, I know it's pish TD, before you come charging in and assault me with a multi pack of Tena ladies.) Please explain why all women are capable of pissing dont gush We all pee but cant all gush. Why?" Because when you pee you voluntarily empty your bladder. When you gush it's involuntary. Now, this is gonna start another riot. But it's doggys fault not mine | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later " That’s disgusting lol | |||
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding. We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! " Where have I heard that before? | |||
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding. We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! Where have I heard that before? " About 2 seconds before you were blinded with a bucket of wallpaper paste? | |||
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding. We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! Where have I heard that before? About 2 seconds before you were blinded with a bucket of wallpaper paste? " Nah she specified not her face! | |||
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them " Baffles me how some folk on here are so serious and cant have a laugh | |||
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"As part of my medical I'm asked to cum twice into a test tube spunk is measured " Go on then albie spill the spunk....I mean your beans.....I mean, tell us how many gallons you spunked. | |||
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them Baffles me how some folk on here are so serious and cant have a laugh " Let's just hope the condom stays on eh! | |||
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them " are you? If not then bit of a contradiction? | |||
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them are you? If not then bit of a contradiction?" How so | |||
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them are you? If not then bit of a contradiction? How so" your telling folk off for commenting on a thread your not interested in either? | |||
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them are you? If not then bit of a contradiction? How soyour telling folk off for commenting on a thread your not interested in either?" I didn't say I wasn't intrested in it | |||
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"Well you didn't post? So go on then. What's your take on heavy cummers? Most have commented they like it or dont which the OP asked." You never said if/where you like it? | |||
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"Scroll up " Aye was a bit sitting on the fence for your usual style. Careful, you'll get splinters up there! | |||
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"Well you didn't post? So go on then. What's your take on heavy cummers? Most have commented they like it or dont which the OP asked." Boak. Not for me thank you | |||
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"Why? Because I'm not fussed? Believe it or not it's not something I actually measure when seen? But hey if you do...fair play to you fella " I do. I measure it in percentage total body surface area covered! Anything less than 30% is a poor day at the office! | |||
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"Do you take a measuring cup to every meet like?" No, but I have a body chart dividends into squares that represent a set valuable, and I colour in the small squares that have been splattered. I then add up the "heat map" and get an accurate total body surface area percentage. I find this method much more accurate! | |||
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"Yeah...not out much these days no? " No, I haven really had time for meets tbh. Been way too busy with my train spotting! | |||
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"New anorak?" Easier to wipe the excess baby batter off of | |||
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"New anorak? Easier to wipe the excess baby batter off of " | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later Hmm.. To save it up.. Just buy some fake stuff.. Or wallpaper paste " Where can you buy fake cum ? And is it like stunt cum | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later Hmm.. To save it up.. Just buy some fake stuff.. Or wallpaper paste Where can you buy fake cum ? And is it like stunt cum " The fake cum shop of course | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later Hmm.. To save it up.. Just buy some fake stuff.. Or wallpaper paste Where can you buy fake cum ? And is it like stunt cum Of course - Silly me The fake cum shop of course " | |||
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"Interesting thread despite the general dislike or indifference to the subject. Doggy wins the prize for the most pmsl. Tried stand up? I mean stand up comedy? Personally I think its guys that like the 'heavy cummer' aspect (power/virility/porn star whatever) and in most cases (non all) its the woman accommodating that fact (when in truth she's not bothered one way or the other). Happy to be corrected." Correct. Gold star to you. If the sex is shit who cares how much they cum | |||
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"Interesting thread despite the general dislike or indifference to the subject. Doggy wins the prize for the most pmsl. Tried stand up? I mean stand up comedy? Personally I think its guys that like the 'heavy cummer' aspect (power/virility/porn star whatever) and in most cases (non all) its the woman accommodating that fact (when in truth she's not bothered one way or the other). Happy to be corrected. Correct. Gold star to you. If the sex is shit who cares how much they cum " Yea, plus after the first time there’s not enough time to build up enough cum again. | |||
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"Interesting thread despite the general dislike or indifference to the subject. Doggy wins the prize for the most pmsl. Tried stand up? I mean stand up comedy? Personally I think its guys that like the 'heavy cummer' aspect (power/virility/porn star whatever) and in most cases (non all) its the woman accommodating that fact (when in truth she's not bothered one way or the other). Happy to be corrected. Correct. Gold star to you. If the sex is shit who cares how much they cum " Lol. Being a typical bloke I am a bit guilty of it too. So put that Gold Star on the fence and I’ll shoot it off. | |||
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"But porn teaches us that real men cum with the thickness of mayonnaise and at least a pint per session " Thats just given ne the boak | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later " I've a cum fetish and have done that. Funny as I used to hate it until 2 yrs ago, but I'm not a dyke anymore either. | |||
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"Depends on how long I’ve gone after the 3rd time, it’ll be like getting out the last bit toothpaste." You mean I'd need to cut your bawsack open with a pair of scissors and squeeze it out of you? | |||
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"Depends on how long I’ve gone after the 3rd time, it’ll be like getting out the last bit toothpaste. You mean I'd need to cut your bawsack open with a pair of scissors and squeeze it out of you? " Hahahaha | |||
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"Depends on how long I’ve gone after the 3rd time, it’ll be like getting out the last bit toothpaste. You mean I'd need to cut your bawsack open with a pair of scissors and squeeze it out of you? " Tight arse! You go to that length with the toothpaste? You ration the kids toilet paper and all? | |||
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"Depends on how long I’ve gone after the 3rd time, it’ll be like getting out the last bit toothpaste. You mean I'd need to cut your bawsack open with a pair of scissors and squeeze it out of you? Tight arse! You go to that length with the toothpaste? You ration the kids toilet paper and all?" Yep. And pants are turned inside out to get an extra days wear | |||
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"Raw eggs help thicken your cum " What about cornflour or Bisto? | |||
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"Forgetting the monster munch doggy " Hello my Little Walnut Whip.... where have you been hiding? | |||
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"Oh how I've missed threads like this while I'm thinking about what to have for lunch V x" Not macaroni cheese I hope | |||
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later " This is not one I've heard of before... Each to their own but its a bit extreme lol | |||
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"Oh how I've missed threads like this while I'm thinking about what to have for lunch V x Not macaroni cheese I hope " Cauliflower with white or cheese sauce | |||
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"Oh how I've missed threads like this while I'm thinking about what to have for lunch V x Not macaroni cheese I hope " Nothing involving a white sauce thankfully at the cheese as reminiscent of cum V x | |||
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"Forgetting the monster munch doggy Hello my Little Walnut Whip.... where have you been hiding? " Been hibernating | |||
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