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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

Ok something really bad has happened and your kids or family members will be clearing your house . What items will you be sitting on your wee cloud , looking down thinking , no, no, noooooooo dont look in there. .

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I just recently had to do this with my dad's home, it did scare me I'd find something somewhere thankfully he was a good clean living man, although I do think if it was myself I'd be more worried someone would sell my collection of geek things over the years rather than worrying they'd find my sex toys

John

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I just recently had to do this with my dad's home, it did scare me I'd find something somewhere thankfully he was a good clean living man,

John "

Unlike his son eh ?

Joking aside, sry to hear this mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently had to empty the “drawer” and hide it all, when I wasn’t well the fear was real that my mum would be in getting me pyjamas and stuff and look in the drawer, I would never ever live it down! But if I wasn’t here anymore it wouldn’t bother me, would be a good laugh watching the shock on everyone’s face, seen as I’m such an

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I often think about this one.

The undies don't bother me cos they'll probably just tip the drawer into a black bag but can see my kids faces thinking WTAF when they find the toy bag under the bed lol. Have often thought about putting a label on it saying "don't look, just bin!" and another inside saying "well I did warn you not to look ..... "

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I've got a friend told where my things are and to remove them. They will have fun trying to get the suitcase out the door without questions I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often think about this one.

The undies don't bother me cos they'll probably just tip the drawer into a black bag but can see my kids faces thinking WTAF when they find the toy bag under the bed lol. Have often thought about putting a label on it saying "don't look, just bin!" and another inside saying "well I did warn you not to look ..... " "

Brill, this would be a funny thing to do. You should give them a giggle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who knows things to be removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've told my Don just to distroy all my hard drives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I moved house recently and although i dont have alot of 'stuff' i was worried incase anything accidentally opened so I had things wrapped up in clothes and other things hidden in make up bags just incase lol

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre


"I often think about this one.

The undies don't bother me cos they'll probably just tip the drawer into a black bag but can see my kids faces thinking WTAF when they find the toy bag under the bed lol. Have often thought about putting a label on it saying "don't look, just bin!" and another inside saying "well I did warn you not to look ..... " "

Haha this is brilliant xx

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By *atcake1973Man
over a year ago

leek

Definitely my phone

And in the boot of my car

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Near Glasgow


"I've got a friend told where my things are and to remove them. They will have fun trying to get the suitcase out the door without questions I'm sure "

Exactly this. I have to do the same for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok something really bad has happened and your kids or family members will be clearing your house . What items will you be sitting on your wee cloud , looking down thinking , no, no, noooooooo dont look in there. ."

My suitcase has a code on it with all my goodies inside and pretty sure daughter knows it would be for the bin nothing “important” in there, some folk might find a few outfits and pieces of underwear a bit of an eye opener. Everything that’s important that people would need to read through etc are all filed.

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I just recently had to do this with my dad's home, it did scare me I'd find something somewhere thankfully he was a good clean living man, although I do think if it was myself I'd be more worried someone would sell my collection of geek things over the years rather than worrying they'd find my sex toys

John "

Sorry for your loss, John.

I'd only need someone to get rid of my sex box, I'd be more affronted if my parents or close family thought it was a tame collection!

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

The only risky thing i have would be my phone i reckon .

Im sure MSD will have a slightly longer list for herself though.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just my phone. I dont own sex toys or anything kinky and all my underwear is passable without being seedy. I have thought about this situation before and that is why my best friend knows my Fab account details and is in charge of deleting it straightaway if anything happens to me.

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

I think they'd be more surprised if they didn't find anything x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of "toys" so I have no secret drawer but I do come out in a cold sweat if anyone wants to borrow my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of "toys" so I have no secret drawer but I do come out in a cold sweat if anyone wants to borrow my phone "

Make sure you delete those pics then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok something really bad has happened and your kids or family members will be clearing your house . What items will you be sitting on your wee cloud , looking down thinking , no, no, noooooooo dont look in there. ."

The weans have already stumbled across a few of my toys so they probably wouldn't bat an eyelid if the found anything like thatas an adult.

Mr does have a load of videos of us and more explicit pics. I think we should destroy them all now incase something horrible happens to us and a family member finds them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of "toys" so I have no secret drawer but I do come out in a cold sweat if anyone wants to borrow my phone

Make sure you delete those pics then! "

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Not a fan of "toys" so I have no secret drawer but I do come out in a cold sweat if anyone wants to borrow my phone "

Same !

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By *e Devil OP   Man
over a year ago

Blantyre

I remember years ago when i was doing my handyman odd jobs , an old lady asked me to clear her late husbands shed and remove the shed. Me and my son found a huge collection of porn mags behind a unit , it was hilarious. Suppose there could have been a lot worse things to find.

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By *ittle Miss FabWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly wouldn't care if my parents found my secret little favourite "bag" of goodies or a certain "toy" box. After all once you're gone, what can they say? It's not as if they can question me but they would probably realise why I made up excuses as to what I was doing at certain weekends over the months and years of me being on here. It's only important to me that they don't find out about me being on this site, while I'm still alive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A close friend and I have an agreement that should something happen, the drawer of sin will be emptied before our families get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given I have bags and boxes full of stuff I'm buggered. What I will say if something bag happens to me the police will have a fun time cataloguing and documenting everything.

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