FabSwingers.com forum: Meet preparation/ rituals

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

Shower, shave, brush my teeth skoosh of lynx, clean pants good to go lol

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Will let you know if it happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will let you know if it happens

Be patient it will happen

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee bit of topiary is usually called for.

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By *ocalfunMan
over a year ago

Local

Always the 3 S rule...

Shit, Shower and Shave

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I always make a shrine with candles and pray to the gods of fab that they aren't going to turn out to be a bellend.

Na just the usual, shower and all that kind of thing, nothing very exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath nice undies and smelling devine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always make a shrine with candles and pray to the gods of fab that they aren't going to turn out to be a bellend.

Na just the usual, shower and all that kind of thing, nothing very exciting "

????Haha that may be worth a try

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing

John

Aww John are recovered now

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing

John

Get K to use the epilator on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

I had an image of you poking your Dyson up your Ronson Lighter for a moment there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My premeet rituslninvovkes checking for and repairing any o nctyres after inflating

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

4 s' , you forgot shampoo ... lol

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By *dmirationMan
over a year ago

Bathgate

Shower full shave brush teeth dress casual but nice and always have nice shoes on Oh and always smell nice Blue Chanel or Creed nice. Same goes for the car,Make sure it is clean and smells nice. mine is always shiny and smells lush the joys of not smoking lol. good luck fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's only a social I purposely don't shave my legs so I'm not tempted to do more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee bit of topiary is usually called for."

Strimmer or hedge trimmer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's only a social I purposely don't shave my legs so I'm not tempted to do more "

This one made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is something similar to the aftershave scene in home alone

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Polish the handcuffs.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing

John

Aww John are recovered now

Fully

" Get K to use the epilator on you "

Ehhhh naw!

John

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing out of the ordinary, a shower, good outfit and polish my chat as much as my teeth and away we go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's only a social I purposely don't shave my legs so I'm not tempted to do more "
that's why I always were my Bridget Jones pants on socials

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

For me it’s a long shower and a splash of Fabreeze. Put on the crimpolene suit and Cuban heels and I’m good to go.

Gets them every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing

John

Mind the first time we met, you had burnt your baws with veet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's only a social I purposely don't shave my legs so I'm not tempted to do more that's why I always were my Bridget Jones pants on socials

You just like to make them work for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing

John

Get K to use the epilator on you

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.

I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing

John

Mind the first time we met, you had burnt your baws with veet?!

Well... he did it again

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.

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your work throws shit at you?

Shit job is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower shave, check to see if bits need shaved, brush teeth, skoosh of smell nice spray and out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.

your work throws shit at you?

Shit job is it?

Sometimes yes!

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha

it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)

but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...

i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)

ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo

anyone else go thru similar situations?!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha

it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)

but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...

i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)

ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo

anyone else go thru similar situations?! "

I get nervous, I don't talk myself out of meeting though. Nerves are a good thing I think, it wouldn't be as exciting if I didn't

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By *esssDanMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Gym a few hours ahead of the meet - get my pump on

Dinner, then a long shower and make myself pretty. Take my time getting dressed, so I don't give myself time to get really nervous or fret over my outfit. Glass of red or two before I head out. Chewing gum on the walk...

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

I normally have my outfit planned before the meet then I have a bath gett dressed and go unless the meet is at my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha

it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)

but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...

i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)

ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo

anyone else go thru similar situations?!

I get nervous, I don't talk myself out of meeting though. Nerves are a good thing I think, it wouldn't be as exciting if I didn't "
I'd say if I didn't get nervous even for a social I'd chuck it.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

The usual shower, shave, teeth, pick an outfit don’t like it then pick another one, find a pair of stockings. Find it has a ladder, find another pair or find a body stocking and change my outfit again.

Finally make it out the door without the kids seeing me.

Alternatively if it’s a particular guy it’s shower, shave and put on my coat! Or bodystocking and coat.

Made the mistake of doing that one night and met him in the hotel bar where he was getting some food. I had to sit with my coat on

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"The usual shower, shave, teeth, pick an outfit don’t like it then pick another one, find a pair of stockings. Find it has a ladder, find another pair or find a body stocking and change my outfit again.

Finally make it out the door without the kids seeing me.

Alternatively if it’s a particular guy it’s shower, shave and put on my coat! Or bodystocking and coat.

Made the mistake of doing that one night and met him in the hotel bar where he was getting some food. I had to sit with my coat on

too funny!

Did he take his time eating to make you sweat longer?

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By *esssDanMan
over a year ago

Dundee

4 deserts later....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not meeting anymore but I do this before dates....

Shave the night before, Turkish sauna if time, and oil my skin for super softness. Select my outfit and the best stockings to go with it. Light incense, sprinkle essential oils.

Bathe and oil again a few hrs before his arrival, let my hair air dry, eye make-up just right. Arrange myself...

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha

it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)

but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...

i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)

ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo

anyone else go thru similar situations?!

I get nervous, I don't talk myself out of meeting though. Nerves are a good thing I think, it wouldn't be as exciting if I didn't "

thanks.... nice to know there’s other people on here that still get nervous xxx

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha

it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)

but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...

i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)

ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo

anyone else go thru similar situations?!

I get nervous, I don't talk myself out of meeting though. Nerves are a good thing I think, it wouldn't be as exciting if I didn't I'd say if I didn't get nervous even for a social I'd chuck it. "

thank you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a shave

Get a haircut

Wash your bits

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.

Good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.

Good to know

set your clock at about 20 mins slow, I'll def be on time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

People take me as they find me

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I don’t do anything specific, I get ready like I do on any other night out

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By *idingawayCouple
over a year ago

Central

"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha

it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)

but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...

i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)

ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo

anyone else go thru similar situations?! "

This is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.

Good to know

set your clock at about 20 mins slow, I'll def be on time!

Deal, I won’t wait longer than 30 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.

Good to know

set your clock at about 20 mins slow, I'll def be on time!

Deal, I won’t wait longer than 30 mins

"
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You realise that will give me 50 mins leeway then?? Even I couldn't be late in that case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed

Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.

Good to know

set your clock at about 20 mins slow, I'll def be on time!

Deal, I won’t wait longer than 30 mins

You realise that will give me 50 mins leeway then?? Even I couldn't be late in that case!

Haha the longer you leave me meeting then less time we will have

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