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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Ok I must confess for the first time ever I was in a sex shop the other week. Its just off the M1/A1 and it's not Ann Summers.

So I'm a pretty confident guy (hope not arrogant) however as soon as the blonde lady asked..."could I help you" I turned into a mumbling 14 year old boy.

Question

Any situations where this has happened to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy that come into my work that looks like Jamie dornan lol loved him in the fall NOT 50 grey shit lol anyhow spoke to him and pointed out that he looks like him and sorta had a wee flirt...omg!!! Now I actually hide from him when I see him lol

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"There's a guy that come into my work that looks like Jamie dornan lol loved him in the fall NOT 50 grey shit lol anyhow spoke to him and pointed out that he looks like him and sorta had a wee flirt...omg!!! Now I actually hide from him when I see him lol"

Actually howling here on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ashamed to admit iv actually ran the other way when iv saw him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ashamed to admit iv actually ran the other way when iv saw him "

That surprised me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sex related but I once told a completely naked woman (in a work situation!) who was bent over that she had a "lovely ring". ...I was referring to the silver and amber jewellery on her left hand.

She thought I was talking about her balloon knot.

Felt like a bumbling 14 yr old after that!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often "

Were you serving quietbloke?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke? "

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sex related but I once told a completely naked woman (in a work situation!) who was bent over that she had a "lovely ring". ...I was referring to the silver and amber jewellery on her left hand.

She thought I was talking about her balloon knot.

Felt like a bumbling 14 yr old after that!"
omg!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw! "
quick quitebloke yer in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sex related but I once told a completely naked woman (in a work situation!) who was bent over that she had a "lovely ring". ...I was referring to the silver and amber jewellery on her left hand.

She thought I was talking about her balloon knot.

Felt like a bumbling 14 yr old after that!"

FFS that's priceless!

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

I was in the hotel attached to stuttgarts stadium about 5 years ago and when I finished in the gym I went looking for the saunas. I was just about to open the door when two stunning naked females walked out as I held the door.

What did I do next. Ran like f***

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By *iimonMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Not sex related but I once told a completely naked woman (in a work situation!) who was bent over that she had a "lovely ring". ...I was referring to the silver and amber jewellery on her left hand.

She thought I was talking about her balloon knot.

Felt like a bumbling 14 yr old after that!

Reading this, I really want to hear more of how that situation came to be?!

FFS that's priceless!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded, tattooed, beautiful man used to come into my work. I was a giggling wreck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a thing about arms and hands and anyway my manager decided he was going to Get me to ream some equipment, so he started showing me and ended up doing to whole thing, all the while I’m sat looking at how awesome his lower arms were and starting thinking some naughty thoughts, anyone who knows me knows I generally say exactly what’s in my head so he said did you get that alright and I replied “no I was too busy thinking about what a wanted to do with those sexy arms of yours” omg I nearly died one of the only times in my life I’ve been embarrassed and he just gave me a look OMG that look tho lol

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ve got a thing about arms and hands and anyway my manager decided he was going to Get me to ream some equipment, so he started showing me and ended up doing to whole thing, all the while I’m sat looking at how awesome his lower arms were and starting thinking some naughty thoughts, anyone who knows me knows I generally say exactly what’s in my head so he said did you get that alright and I replied “no I was too busy thinking about what a wanted to do with those sexy arms of yours” omg I nearly died one of the only times in my life I’ve been embarrassed and he just gave me a look OMG that look tho lol "

Was it an encouraging look though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a thing about arms and hands and anyway my manager decided he was going to Get me to ream some equipment, so he started showing me and ended up doing to whole thing, all the while I’m sat looking at how awesome his lower arms were and starting thinking some naughty thoughts, anyone who knows me knows I generally say exactly what’s in my head so he said did you get that alright and I replied “no I was too busy thinking about what a wanted to do with those sexy arms of yours” omg I nearly died one of the only times in my life I’ve been embarrassed and he just gave me a look OMG that look tho lol

Was it an encouraging look though? "

Well if wasn’t my manager and married I’d have been all over it like a rash and continuing the conversation on a deeper level

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Oh the first social we attended as a couple!

This big rugged man was chatting to Mrs and when I went over to introduce my self and turned to a bowl off jelly!

We still giggle about it now as Mrs points out this was when she knew how I felt about her

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ve got a thing about arms and hands and anyway my manager decided he was going to Get me to ream some equipment, so he started showing me and ended up doing to whole thing, all the while I’m sat looking at how awesome his lower arms were and starting thinking some naughty thoughts, anyone who knows me knows I generally say exactly what’s in my head so he said did you get that alright and I replied “no I was too busy thinking about what a wanted to do with those sexy arms of yours” omg I nearly died one of the only times in my life I’ve been embarrassed and he just gave me a look OMG that look tho lol

Was it an encouraging look though?

Well if wasn’t my manager and married I’d have been all over it like a rash and continuing the conversation on a deeper level "

Brilliant at least you know your comment was appreciated!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw! "

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?

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By *rMrsWTFCouple
over a year ago

Arbroath

I use to run a takeaway majority off my customers were bikers some hot and some not so hot but there was one I literally just couldn't speak to dont know why I was like a teenager weak at the knees and giggley this went on for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use to run a takeaway majority off my customers were bikers some hot and some not so hot but there was one I literally just couldn't speak to dont know why I was like a teenager weak at the knees and giggley this went on for years "

Wtf is actually weak at the knees?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?"

It's a saying. Overcome with lust and desire. Probably comes from all the old films where women's legs would give way when they were kissed by a dashing debonair gentleman. The gentleman would catch the fair lady of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?

It's a saying. Overcome with lust and desire. Probably comes from all the old films where women's legs would give way when they were kissed by a dashing debonair gentleman. The gentleman would catch the fair lady of course "
.

I thought that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?

It's a saying. Overcome with lust and desire. Probably comes from all the old films where women's legs would give way when they were kissed by a dashing debonair gentleman. The gentleman would catch the fair lady of course "
ha!! Now days they would let her fall

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?

It's a saying. Overcome with lust and desire. Probably comes from all the old films where women's legs would give way when they were kissed by a dashing debonair gentleman. The gentleman would catch the fair lady of course ha!! Now days they would let her fall "

Rightly so, in this day and age of health and safety, the damage you could do on your back catching a falling female. Then you have the feminist thing where women will say they dont need to be caught. Then you have the transgenders, where they dont know if they should do the catching or just stick to the falling.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?

It's a saying. Overcome with lust and desire. Probably comes from all the old films where women's legs would give way when they were kissed by a dashing debonair gentleman. The gentleman would catch the fair lady of course ha!! Now days they would let her fall

Rightly so, in this day and age of health and safety, the damage you could do on your back catching a falling female. Then you have the feminist thing where women will say they dont need to be caught. Then you have the transgenders, where they dont know if they should do the catching or just stick to the falling. "

They would bloody let you fall! And your right for a change devil, guys would need to watch a health and safety video on the correct way to catch a swooning woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?

It's a saying. Overcome with lust and desire. Probably comes from all the old films where women's legs would give way when they were kissed by a dashing debonair gentleman. The gentleman would catch the fair lady of course ha!! Now days they would let her fall

Rightly so, in this day and age of health and safety, the damage you could do on your back catching a falling female. Then you have the feminist thing where women will say they dont need to be caught. Then you have the transgenders, where they dont know if they should do the catching or just stick to the falling. "

You can only catch someone, if you have the proper Risk Assessment and Method Statement. You also need to carry out a Point Of Work Risk Assessment. Then if you have all the correct PPE and have been trained you can catch someone. Oh to late. Anyone trained in First Aid?

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw! quick quitebloke yer in "

See am too slow again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get so fucking turned on going into sex shops with the Mrs. I can’t help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?

It's a saying. Overcome with lust and desire. Probably comes from all the old films where women's legs would give way when they were kissed by a dashing debonair gentleman. The gentleman would catch the fair lady of course ha!! Now days they would let her fall

Rightly so, in this day and age of health and safety, the damage you could do on your back catching a falling female. Then you have the feminist thing where women will say they dont need to be caught. Then you have the transgenders, where they dont know if they should do the catching or just stick to the falling.

They would bloody let you fall! And your right for a change devil, guys would need to watch a health and safety video on the correct way to catch a swooning woman "
don't think of ever swooned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I must confess for the first time ever I was in a sex shop the other week. Its just off the M1/A1 and it's not Ann Summers.

So I'm a pretty confident guy (hope not arrogant) however as soon as the blonde lady asked..."could I help you" I turned into a mumbling 14 year old boy.

Question

Any situations where this has happened to you?"

I was in the same chain of sex shops but their one in Sheffield, got into a conversation with the scouse lass behind the counter about Rangers and Steven Gerrard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I must confess for the first time ever I was in a sex shop the other week. Its just off the M1/A1 and it's not Ann Summers.

So I'm a pretty confident guy (hope not arrogant) however as soon as the blonde lady asked..."could I help you" I turned into a mumbling 14 year old boy.

Question

Any situations where this has happened to you?

I was in the same chain of sex shops but their one in Sheffield, got into a conversation with the scouse lass behind the counter about Rangers and Steven Gerrard "

Aye...but did you get a semi? Now that would be sick!

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"This happened to me recently, felt like a giggling little school girl and that does not happen often

Were you serving quietbloke?

He makes me weak at the knees naw!

Is weak at the knees actually a thing? Or a saying?

It's a saying. Overcome with lust and desire. Probably comes from all the old films where women's legs would give way when they were kissed by a dashing debonair gentleman. The gentleman would catch the fair lady of course ha!! Now days they would let her fall

Rightly so, in this day and age of health and safety, the damage you could do on your back catching a falling female. Then you have the feminist thing where women will say they dont need to be caught. Then you have the transgenders, where they dont know if they should do the catching or just stick to the falling.

They would bloody let you fall! And your right for a change devil, guys would need to watch a health and safety video on the correct way to catch a swooning woman don't think of ever swooned "

Thats because youve not met me yet,

Ohh hold on, i would just like to confirm that swooning and chloroform induced unconsciousness are the same thing ehh. ?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I walked into that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I must confess for the first time ever I was in a sex shop the other week. Its just off the M1/A1 and it's not Ann Summers.

So I'm a pretty confident guy (hope not arrogant) however as soon as the blonde lady asked..."could I help you" I turned into a mumbling 14 year old boy.

Question

Any situations where this has happened to you?

I was in the same chain of sex shops but their one in Sheffield, got into a conversation with the scouse lass behind the counter about Rangers and Steven Gerrard

Aye...but did you get a semi? "

No coz Aberdeen pumped us first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I must confess for the first time ever I was in a sex shop the other week. Its just off the M1/A1 and it's not Ann Summers.

So I'm a pretty confident guy (hope not arrogant) however as soon as the blonde lady asked..."could I help you" I turned into a mumbling 14 year old boy.

Question

Any situations where this has happened to you?

I was in the same chain of sex shops but their one in Sheffield, got into a conversation with the scouse lass behind the counter about Rangers and Steven Gerrard

Aye...but did you get a semi?

No coz Aberdeen pumped us first. "

Wee shame......(pure greetin face emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who would have you got the semi for? The girl or wee slippy G

Remember...folk are watching so choose wisely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who would have you got the semi for? The girl or wee slippy G

Remember...folk are watching so choose wisely "

Maybe she looked like slippy g..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have taken both lol

many rangers fans have man love for wee stevie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I turned into a mumbling 14 year old "

Oh this made me chuckle.

Did your face turn bright red as well?

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