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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We there you have been out clubbing, working, other forms of entertainment or insomnia has visited.. Pull up a chair, grab a drink and some food and relax... I'm knackered so having a large whisky.. Come and say hello.. I'm in the Corner on the left.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"We there you have been out clubbing, working, other forms of entertainment or insomnia has visited.. Pull up a chair, grab a drink and some food and relax... I'm knackered so having a large whisky.. Come and say hello.. I'm in the Corner on the left. "
can I have a whitley neil rhubarb & ginger gin with diet schwepps please bar man ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Sits in opposite corner.... Nursing a pink gin and lemonade and a box of curly wurlies

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

I was gonna make a wee cuppa, but someone’s gone and nicked all my teapots, you know who you are

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can I have 2 paracetamol and a hot orange juice...oooh! Spangles too

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I was gonna make a wee cuppa, but someone’s gone and nicked all my teapots, you know who you are

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get urself to costas lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So that's three corners occupied.. And no throwing the curly wurly at me...

Fab fem. Your death stare has no effect on me.. I'm not looking at your eyes... This time.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Plonks down with a glass and bottle of rosè in the middle somewhere to keep an eye on the ruffians in the corner. Sorry, I've brought my chippy in with me and I'm not sharing. Just let the smell drive you nuts

V x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I was gonna make a wee cuppa, but someone’s gone and nicked all my teapots, you know who you are

get urself to costas lol

Need someone to accompany me (hint hint), they’re getting fed up with me hogging the tables on my own

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Plonks down with a glass and bottle of rosè in the middle somewhere to keep an eye on the ruffians in the corner. Sorry, I've brought my chippy in with me and I'm not sharing. Just let the smell drive you nuts

V x"

You’ll never manage that big pudding on yer own V

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

V x"

*Sneaks over and nicks a chip.*

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Bastards... Will we all chip in and order pizza?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bastards... Will we all chip in and order pizza?

Aye let's.. As long as their is no pineapple on it.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Bastards... Will we all chip in and order pizza?

Aye let's.. As long as their is no pineapple on it.

Can I get chicken and sweetcorn then if you're going to hate on the pineapple?

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

V x

You’ll never manage that big pudding on yer own V

Why is it that with a black pudding you only get one but a sausage supper you get two?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bastards... Will we all chip in and order pizza?

Aye let's.. As long as their is no pineapple on it.

Can I get chicken and sweetcorn then if you're going to hate on the pineapple?

V x"

Absolutely... What about peppers?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

V x

You’ll never manage that big pudding on yer own V

Why is it that with a black pudding you only get one but a sausage supper you get two?

No idea but I've got haggis so you can both stay in your corners

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away

Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bastards... Will we all chip in and order pizza?

Aye let's.. As long as their is no pineapple on it.

Can I get chicken and sweetcorn then if you're going to hate on the pineapple?

V x

Absolutely... What about peppers? "

So you'll put sweetcorn on a pizza but not pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away

Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's "

*starts chewing the other end of the curly wurly*

I'd say we could meet in the middle but you've eaten half already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*abandons the chippy, grabs the wine and follows td40 out the door I search of a ham and pineapple pizza*

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*Bolts door so no one else can leave. *

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away

Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's "

Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple "

But he implied that your not classy..

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*abandons the chippy, grabs the wine and follows td40 out the door I search of a ham and pineapple pizza*

This pineapple pizza thing is too weird for Costa, steals the haggis supper and runs out the back door

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away

Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's

Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph

Luckily _ab fem had the foresight to wear big granny knickers

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can I just have a pineapple juice please

John

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

I don't care what he thinks, I just want pizza

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Can I just have a pineapple juice please

John

Steak and blow job day is over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I give up.. I'm just gonna take my Talisker and go back to the corner.. You can do whatever you want.. Anarchy reigns..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away

Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's

Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph

Luckily _ab fem had the foresight to wear big granny knickers "

That’s just nasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple! "

Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away

Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's

Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph

Luckily _ab fem had the foresight to wear big granny knickers

That’s just.... very sensible, I applaud you oh great one

Fixed your autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*abandons the chippy, grabs the wine and follows td40 out the door I search of a ham and pineapple pizza*

Good girl, don't forget the wine! I've an empty anyway, booze and pizza with pineapple!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare

Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away

Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's

Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph

Luckily _ab fem had the foresight to wear big granny knickers

That’s just.... very sensible, I applaud you oh great one

Fixed your autocorrect "

That’s what I meant to say

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I was gonna make a wee cuppa, but someone’s gone and nicked all my teapots, you know who you are

get urself to costas lol

Need someone to accompany me (hint hint), they’re getting fed up with me hogging the tables on my own

Describe them and you can have ONE of them back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!

Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..

Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I was gonna make a wee cuppa, but someone’s gone and nicked all my teapots, you know who you are

get urself to costas lol

Need someone to accompany me (hint hint), they’re getting fed up with me hogging the tables on my own

Describe them and you can have ONE of them back!!

They each have a spout and a lid, now can I come collect?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Can I have 2 paracetamol and a hot orange juice...oooh! Spangles too

I have morphine!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!

Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..

Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits!

I know I've been drinking the juice all week..

Just hate the texture of pineapple chunks.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!

Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..

Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits!

Aye, you can knock a cunt out if you throw it hard enough

John

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!

Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..

Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits!

Oops.. Thought that was a cocktail sausage

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!

Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..

Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits!

Oops.. Thought that was a cocktail sausage "

Is it THAT big? No wonder he is in demand.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Sorry, not sorry. They're for dessert

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

You've eaten them all you d*unken (jam) tart..

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

You've eaten them all you d*unken (jam) tart..

Sshh that's just what I told her! Ffs

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,"

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

You've eaten them all you d*unken (jam) tart..

Sshh that's just what I told her! Ffs

When did you sneak back in.. Thought you'd abandoned me for td and his classier establishment.. It must be true.. Once you've had Jack.. You never go back... Hang in.. That doesn't sound quite right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!

Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..

Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits!

Oops.. Thought that was a cocktail sausage "

Just looks like a cocktail sausage in that big gob yours!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing! "

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!

*waves goodbye. *

Heathen.

Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple

But he implied that your not classy..

Quit sniffling!

I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!

Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..

Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits!

Oops.. Thought that was a cocktail sausage

Just looks like a cocktail sausage in that big gob yours!

That actually made me properly laugh

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......"

Don't knock the chocolate pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......"

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

If I was covered in chocolate you can all feck off, I'm eating myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

If I was covered in chocolate you can all feck off, I'm eating myself "

There are some in here who would eat themselves and they Arney covered in chocolate

How about I cover you in. Chocolate and watch you eat.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......"

mmmm pineapple....pizza... curly wurlies….

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon

Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

mmmm pineapple....pizza... curly wurlies….

Aww no you too.........

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon

Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team

Think of the sheets ffs!

Im off to bed

*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon

Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team

Think of the sheets ffs!

Im off to bed

*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*"

He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon

Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team

Think of the sheets ffs!

Im off to bed

*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*

He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them. "

better buy me some more curly wurlies and a new teapot too!!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon

Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team

Think of the sheets ffs!

Im off to bed

*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*

He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them. "

DAZ makes your whites whiter

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon

Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team

Think of the sheets ffs!

Im off to bed

*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*

He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them.

DAZ makes your whites whiter

Who's Daz? Is he fit? Ripped?

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over a year ago

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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon

Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team

Think of the sheets ffs!

Im off to bed

*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*

He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them.

DAZ makes your whites whiter

Who's Daz? Is he fit? Ripped?

Sex and curly wurlies on the brain you

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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????

Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza

Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,

Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!

Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......

Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...

Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon

Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team

Think of the sheets ffs!

Im off to bed

*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*

He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them.

DAZ makes your whites whiter

Who's Daz? Is he fit? Ripped?

Ripped aff the cover of a magazine..

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