FabSwingers.com forum: Professional woman/couple

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are a professional couple"

"I am a professional woman"

What the f**k does that even mean?

Is it just pretentious bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We are a professional couple"

"I am a professional woman"

What the f**k does that even mean?

Is it just pretentious bollocks?"

Bodie and Doyle they were professionals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We are a professional couple"

"I am a professional woman"

What the f**k does that even mean?

Is it just pretentious bollocks?"

Yes

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just snooty in my eyes. Think they are above everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just snooty in my eyes. Think they are above everyone else."

You want us to do what to your eyes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Means their not on the bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Means their not on the bru

I've not heard that in years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I say...I'm an oldie after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can I say...I'm an oldie after all

I must be an oldie aswell! Thanks for that cheered me up no end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be a professional anything....just screams pretentious to me.

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm a professional productive procrastinator promising proper progression...

Though I think I'll do it later.

Mr Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We are a professional couple"

"I am a professional woman"

What the f**k does that even mean?

Is it just pretentious bollocks?"

I’m a professional, I can even sign passports etc because of the particular field I work in. To me it means that above most things my career and reputation mean a lot more to me than many things and admittedly in the past even before my family. I don’t put it on my profile but I still very much ensure I act like a professional by maintaining my anonymity as much as possible online especially photos, however if I’m meeting someone in person I’m as honest about my career as the day is done, mainly because I’m extremely proud of my achievements and what I’ve overcome not to brag which some folk assume. When someone says they’re a professional to me i personally take it to mean that they tend to be a lot more cautious about who they meet and where but there are some that just like folk to know they are successful and give themselves an ego boost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""We are a professional couple"

"I am a professional woman"

What the f**k does that even mean?

Is it just pretentious bollocks?

I agree, same with me and my job being able to sign passports etc. But I don't see what being professional has got to do with anything we do on here.

I agree with others here that it's a bit of snootiness.

Much better to put "discretion is essential".

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By *endo888Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Well i am a professional decorator but I just say am a painter

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By *r Horny and Mrs NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkish

"Well i am a professional decorator but I just say am a painter "

????????????????????. Brill x

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By *r Horny and Mrs NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkish

"Well i am a professional decorator but I just say am a painter

????????????????????. Brill x"

Aww my emojis didn’t work lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional skiver!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Its often due to pretention...

Though my favourite was the guy who felt he had to share with me he was a "solvent businessman"...

He didnt like it when i asked if that was just a glue salesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just snooty in my eyes. Think they are above everyone else."

Totally agree. Technically we are both "professionals" but we don't bang on about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than serial killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than serial killer

A professional serial killer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that you require certification or licensing classes you as professional. Even jobs that were classed as jobs for idiots at one time e.g security, cleaning and even bin men are highly trained roles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually non professionals that object to the term

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Better than serial killer

A professional serial killer?

Just gets tricky when it's time to put the tax return in

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We are a professional couple"

"I am a professional woman"

What the f**k does that even mean?

Is it just pretentious bollocks?"

This comes up every couple of days in the forums. Usually there are arguments about it. To sum up the arguments it goes as follows

Argument 1: The Professional: we’re a nice middle class couple with a good lifestyle. We’d rather like to meet someone similar who we have something in common with before we have sex with them.

Argument 2 : The Non-Professional: I don’t care what you do or what you’re like. It’s only fucking and anyone who thinks otherwise is a snobby cunt.

We might have missed some subtlety in our description .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being professional can mean anything.

A high power banker to an office worker?

A doctor to a dental hygienist?

It's basically if you are working and not watching jezza Kyle and loose woman eating pot noodles and drinking red bull all day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being professional can mean anything.

A high power banker to an office worker?

A doctor to a dental hygienist?

It's basically if you are working and not watching jezza Kyle and loose woman eating pot noodles and drinking red bull all day?"

I'm a lucozade man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wired to the moon then? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than serial killer

A professional serial killer?

Just gets tricky when it's time to put the tax return in

V x"

The accountant literally knows whee the bodies are buried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being professional can mean anything.

A high power banker to an office worker?

A doctor to a dental hygienist?

It's basically if you are working and not watching jezza Kyle and

loose woman eating pot noodles and drinking red bull all day?"
I do that and work too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not on the dole and unlikely to be on Jeremy Kyle

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"It's usually non professionals that object to the term

Not really, some people just don't care what other folks do for a living. After all it's the person your meeting not their job.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I'm not on the dole and unlikely to be on Jeremy Kyle"

That’s because you’re a professional...........(fill in the blanks)

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By *ampervanfun2000Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I am a professional at pussy pampering.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

We prefer to look more towards professional playmates, you know what your getting there. The alternative is the dregs from the ghettos, stick to professional people and you cant go far wrong.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"We prefer to look more towards professional playmates, you know what your getting there. The alternative is the dregs from the ghettos, stick to professional people and you cant go far wrong.

Feck , i think someone just Fraped my Fab account.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"We prefer to look more towards professional playmates, you know what your getting there. The alternative is the dregs from the ghettos, stick to professional people and you cant go far wrong.

Im not a professional, I must be the dregs

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I had a few meets with a professional woman she turned out to be a right nutter with a drink so it don't guarantee you get what it says on the tin

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"We prefer to look more towards professional playmates, you know what your getting there. The alternative is the dregs from the ghettos, stick to professional people and you cant go far wrong.

Im not a professional, I must be the dregs

With your eating preferences, I’m not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the "professional" types tend to have disappeared up their arses sometime ago, show a distinct lack of a sense of humour and are usually quite arrogant.

Why even mention or allude to your profession or social status on your profile?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I find the "professional" types tend to have disappeared up their arses sometime ago, show a distinct lack of a sense of humour and are usually quite arrogant.

Why even mention or allude to your profession or social status on your profile? "

Because it is not politically correct to talk about the class system, it is shorthand to say “I’m middle or upper middle class you skivvys.”

I suppose though it is a form of “preference” like race, tattoos, safe sex, or the like so it has a place here for people who feel strongly enough about “class”.

Personally. I don’t.

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“I’m a professional” on a sex site could be taken the wrong way!!!

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"I find the "professional" types tend to have disappeared up their arses sometime ago, show a distinct lack of a sense of humour and are usually quite arrogant.

Why even mention or allude to your profession or social status on your profile? "

I dont find that very funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’m a professional” on a sex site could be taken the wrong way!!!"

Good point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the "professional" types tend to have disappeared up their arses sometime ago, show a distinct lack of a sense of humour and are usually quite arrogant.

Why even mention or allude to your profession or social status on your profile?

I dont find that very funny.

That's cause you're up your own arse.....a scary place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can be a professional anything....just screams pretentious to me."

And they’ve got umpteen pics of their dicks on their profile. Very impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the "professional" types tend to have disappeared up their arses sometime ago, show a distinct lack of a sense of humour and are usually quite arrogant.

Why even mention or allude to your profession or social status on your profile?

I dont find that very funny.

That's cause you're up your own arse.....a scary place to be

If you can get it up your own arse, your a bigger man than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like too think the are a cut above everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

comment above says it all “could be a professional banker”.

There are a few “Professional Bankers” on this site lol ??

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By *tarmix2020Man
over a year ago

glasgow

""We are a professional couple"

"I am a professional woman"

What the f**k does that even mean?

Is it just pretentious bollocks?

This is spot on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the "professional" types tend to have disappeared up their arses sometime ago, show a distinct lack of a sense of humour and are usually quite arrogant.

Why even mention or allude to your profession or social status on your profile?

Because it is not politically correct to talk about the class system, it is shorthand to say “I’m middle or upper middle class you skivvys.”

I suppose though it is a form of “preference” like race, tattoos, safe sex, or the like so it has a place here for people who feel strongly enough about “class”.

Personally. I don’t. "

People look at me and think lower working class or at the minute because of my health benefit scrounger !! A year ago I was earning 5x more than most of the people I know

I live in an area that’s classed as deprived full of poverty’s I I fail to see reasoning in that statement because I am and always will be a professional, my skills expertise and knowledge will always highly sought after and I will never be stuck looking for employment if my health improves ! Until the put the nail in my coffin I will always be a professional employed or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps just wanna say that as well as having a smart ass I am also a smart ass, I’m like an intellectual and practical sponge, one of those really annoying tickets that seems to know shit about everything and can see something done once and then go do it, and sometimes even do it better than the person who just showed them how to do it five minutes ago and FYI if you wanna get me really excited start talking about aeroplanes and then I get like a five year old on acid !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We are a professional couple"

"I am a professional woman"

What the f**k does that even mean?

Is it just pretentious bollocks?"

I would think it was unnecessary to put it on a swinging profile.

Im not caring what they do for a living to me its about the person they are.

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By *our Average shy GuyMan
over a year ago

east lothian

"Well i am a professional decorator but I just say am a painter

????????????????????. Brill x

Aww my emojis didn’t work lol x "

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would put us off meeting if they had that on profile would rather meet ppl who like a few beers and a good laugh

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