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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not the demanding kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages? "

Hot dogs for everyone and I would like to know at least 18 fun facts about pandas before I would even begin to negotiate with anyone.. Standard hostage techniques

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages? "

Nando's, Peri peri chicken, chips, macho peas and a bucket of beer!

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages?

Nando's, Peri peri chicken, chips, macho peas and a bucket of beer!

Is macho peas an actual thing or autocorrect?

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

Teresa May and Jeremy Corbin to fight to the death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages?

Nando's, Peri peri chicken, chips, macho peas and a bucket of beer!

Is macho peas an actual thing or autocorrect? "

It's an awesome thing!

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages? "

More bullets , i only brought a standard 6 shooter.

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages?

Hot dogs for everyone and I would like to know at least 18 fun facts about pandas before I would even begin to negotiate with anyone.. Standard hostage techniques

There's only about 1000 pandas left in the wild.

You can have that fact for free

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages?

Hot dogs for everyone and I would like to know at least 18 fun facts about pandas before I would even begin to negotiate with anyone.. Standard hostage techniques

There's only about 1000 pandas left in the wild.

You can have that fact for free "

It may be 999 I heard the zip stuck on Bru’s suit .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many demands can I make and do you that to be confined to things that can actually be done.?

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Am I allowed redlines and a backstop?

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You two decide, you're the ones with the hostages

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"You two decide, you're the ones with the hostages "

I thought I had them?

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages? "

World peace

Failing that.....

John

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"You two decide, you're the ones with the hostages

I thought I had them?"

You've got yours, they have theirs. It's been a busy day for the hostage negotiators

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"You've got 18 hostages and the negotiators have just rocked up. What are your demands that must be met to release the hostages?

World peace

Failing that.....

John

This isn't a Miss World beauty contest

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"You two decide, you're the ones with the hostages

I thought I had them?

You've got yours, they have theirs. It's been a busy day for the hostage negotiators "

Do all the hostage takers know each other?

Can we trade? I’ll give all my men away for all their women

Then all I demand is a jacuzzi, fresh sheets and a large water bed, then they can come get them in 24 hours

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"You two decide, you're the ones with the hostages

I thought I had them?

You've got yours, they have theirs. It's been a busy day for the hostage negotiators

Do all the hostage takers know each other?

Can we trade? I’ll give all my men away for all their women

Then all I demand is a jacuzzi, fresh sheets and a large water bed, then they can come get them in 24 hours

you aren't as daft as you look are you

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"You two decide, you're the ones with the hostages

I thought I had them?

You've got yours, they have theirs. It's been a busy day for the hostage negotiators

Do all the hostage takers know each other?

Can we trade? I’ll give all my men away for all their women

Then all I demand is a jacuzzi, fresh sheets and a large water bed, then they can come get them in 24 hours

you aren't as daft as you look are you

No ones as daft as I look

I may have planned this years in advance

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

I’d demand they brought back full sugar bru!!! Fuckin body’s still in withdrawal from that

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"I’d demand they brought back full sugar bru!!! Fuckin body’s still in withdrawal from that "

I feel your pain, last night at a gig in London, I was told they had stopped stocking full fat cola when the sugar tax came in and I'd have to settle for Pepsi Max with my Jack Daniels

I was considering taking the bar maids hostage myself

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"I’d demand they brought back full sugar bru!!! Fuckin body’s still in withdrawal from that

I feel your pain, last night at a gig in London, I was told they had stopped stocking full fat cola when the sugar tax came in and I'd have to settle for Pepsi Max with my Jack Daniels

I was considering taking the bar maids hostage myself

A get it but no quite the same. Drank irn bru fae the womb mate was worse than coming aff the fags

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A big massive round the UK Conga

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I’d demand they brought back full sugar bru!!! Fuckin body’s still in withdrawal from that

I feel your pain, last night at a gig in London, I was told they had stopped stocking full fat cola when the sugar tax came in and I'd have to settle for Pepsi Max with my Jack Daniels

I was considering taking the bar maids hostage myself

A get it but no quite the same. Drank irn bru fae the womb mate was worse than coming aff the fags"

I’m still enjoying the full sugar stash in my garage

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"I’d demand they brought back full sugar bru!!! Fuckin body’s still in withdrawal from that

I feel your pain, last night at a gig in London, I was told they had stopped stocking full fat cola when the sugar tax came in and I'd have to settle for Pepsi Max with my Jack Daniels

I was considering taking the bar maids hostage myself

A get it but no quite the same. Drank irn bru fae the womb mate was worse than coming aff the fags"

I'll give you that one, Jack and Coke's only been my drink of choice since 16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask for a roll of duck tape and a cattle prod!.

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

I demand all mr costa irn bru stash and free tunnucks for everyone for a year. But which tunnucks is the question

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I demand all mr costa irn bru stash and free tunnucks for everyone for a year. But which tunnucks is the question"

You can keep the bloody hostages, they ain’t worth my stash

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"I’d demand they brought back full sugar bru!!! Fuckin body’s still in withdrawal from that

I feel your pain, last night at a gig in London, I was told they had stopped stocking full fat cola when the sugar tax came in and I'd have to settle for Pepsi Max with my Jack Daniels

I was considering taking the bar maids hostage myself

A get it but no quite the same. Drank irn bru fae the womb mate was worse than coming aff the fags

I’m still enjoying the full sugar stash in my garage

Ye needin a new best mate? A can bring pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You two decide, you're the ones with the hostages

I thought I had them?

You've got yours, they have theirs. It's been a busy day for the hostage negotiators

Do all the hostage takers know each other?

Can we trade? I’ll give all my men away for all their women

Then all I demand is a jacuzzi, fresh sheets and a large water bed, then they can come get them in 24 hours

you aren't as daft as you look are you

No ones as daft as I look

I may have planned this years in advance

Nobody could be that daft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 million in bitcoin

Flight to non extradition country

Safe passage to the flight

Parachutes for the pilots.

Who actually killed JFK

Have I taken this too seriously! That not like me at all

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I’d demand they brought back full sugar bru!!! Fuckin body’s still in withdrawal from that

I feel your pain, last night at a gig in London, I was told they had stopped stocking full fat cola when the sugar tax came in and I'd have to settle for Pepsi Max with my Jack Daniels

I was considering taking the bar maids hostage myself

A get it but no quite the same. Drank irn bru fae the womb mate was worse than coming aff the fags

I’m still enjoying the full sugar stash in my garage

You shouldn't be telling the world that, someone will take you hostage and steal it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d demand they brought back full sugar bru!!! Fuckin body’s still in withdrawal from that "

Do you think anyone has tried adding sugar syrup to new irn bru?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own private island sonewhere in the south pacific with an endless supply of Merlot and creme eggs.

Suppose I'd need wi-fi too to keep the anklebiters happy.

Is that too demanding?

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

"My own private island sonewhere in the south pacific with an endless supply of Merlot and creme eggs.

Suppose I'd need wi-fi too to keep the anklebiters happy.

Is that too demanding?"

Be stuck on the island wi doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin opener that works!

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"A tin opener that works! "

Is your spam stuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tin opener that works! "

Just by corned beef, it's comes with its own tin opener or you could just use a knife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trade a hostages for the people on my hot list

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Trade a hostages for the people on my hot list

Who's on your hotlist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trade a hostages for the people on my hot list

Who's on your hotlist?

At least one female in this thread

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

£50 billion in an untraceable account

Several private islands in a sun drenched climate (kids on one and naughtiness on the rest)

Which chip shop does Elvis actually work in?

Full fat

Make Barrs change Irn Bru back for Mr Costa

Biggest bed ever made

Biggest hot tub ever made

Lovely fab ladies to fill hot tub AND bed

A genie to grant unlimited wishes

Nandos to be shut down - PERMANANTLY

My old boss strung up naked, upside down, covered in jam.....then dipped in ants

Errrrrrmmmmmm.......

Did I forget any??

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Trade a hostages for the people on my hot list

Who's on your hotlist?

At least one female in this thread

Poor doggy

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"£50 billion in an untraceable account

Several private islands in a sun drenched climate (kids on one and naughtiness on the rest)

Which chip shop does Elvis actually work in?

Full fat

Make Barrs change Irn Bru back for Mr Costa

Biggest bed ever made

Biggest hot tub ever made

Lovely fab ladies to fill hot tub AND bed

A genie to grant unlimited wishes

Nandos to be shut down - PERMANANTLY

My old boss strung up naked, upside down, covered in jam.....then dipped in ants

Errrrrrmmmmmm.......

Did I forget any?? "

Awrite furry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£50 billion in an untraceable account

Several private islands in a sun drenched climate (kids on one and naughtiness on the rest)

Which chip shop does Elvis actually work in?

Full fat

Make Barrs change Irn Bru back for Mr Costa

Biggest bed ever made

Biggest hot tub ever made

Lovely fab ladies to fill hot tub AND bed

A genie to grant unlimited wishes

Nandos to be shut down - PERMANANTLY

My old boss strung up naked, upside down, covered in jam.....then dipped in ants

Errrrrrmmmmmm.......

Did I forget any?? "

Hey less of the Nando's slating! Wtf??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box"

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trade a hostages for the people on my hot list

Who's on your hotlist?

At least one female in this thread

Poor doggy

Poor a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"£50 billion in an untraceable account

Several private islands in a sun drenched climate (kids on one and naughtiness on the rest)

Which chip shop does Elvis actually work in?

Full fat

Make Barrs change Irn Bru back for Mr Costa

Biggest bed ever made

Biggest hot tub ever made

Lovely fab ladies to fill hot tub AND bed

A genie to grant unlimited wishes

Nandos to be shut down - PERMANANTLY

My old boss strung up naked, upside down, covered in jam.....then dipped in ants

Errrrrrmmmmmm.......

Did I forget any??

Awrite furry! "

Yep

Can I add??

Jamie Oliver to be slapped until he stops messing with proper food and drink!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"£50 billion in an untraceable account

Several private islands in a sun drenched climate (kids on one and naughtiness on the rest)

Which chip shop does Elvis actually work in?

Full fat

Make Barrs change Irn Bru back for Mr Costa

Biggest bed ever made

Biggest hot tub ever made

Lovely fab ladies to fill hot tub AND bed

A genie to grant unlimited wishes

Nandos to be shut down - PERMANANTLY

My old boss strung up naked, upside down, covered in jam.....then dipped in ants

Errrrrrmmmmmm.......

Did I forget any??

Hey less of the Nando's slating! Wtf??"

Take your dried up chicken with chicken and a side of chicken with chicken sauce and a chicken drink and shove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i get a naked lap dance from Keira Knightley and a blow job from Tamzin Outhwaite and Keeley Hawes talking dirty to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£50 billion in an untraceable account

Several private islands in a sun drenched climate (kids on one and naughtiness on the rest)

Which chip shop does Elvis actually work in?

Full fat

Make Barrs change Irn Bru back for Mr Costa

Biggest bed ever made

Biggest hot tub ever made

Lovely fab ladies to fill hot tub AND bed

A genie to grant unlimited wishes

Nandos to be shut down - PERMANANTLY

My old boss strung up naked, upside down, covered in jam.....then dipped in ants

Errrrrrmmmmmm.......

Did I forget any??

Awrite furry!

Yep

Can I add??

Jamie Oliver to be slapped until he stops messing with proper food and drink!

Can I help you with that cunt Oliver!

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

I demand one night alone with _ab fem

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

A foot massage to begin with then a neck and back massage, massage oil.

Lots of fabulous underwear, fulliy fashioned stockings in a variety of colours and a few amazing Fabbers that tick my boxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money! Loads of it that can't be traced and a very fast car with a very attractive driver.

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I demand one night alone with _ab fem

Do I need to stay awake the whole night?

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

Dont worry, you definitely wont want to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£50 billion in an untraceable account

Several private islands in a sun drenched climate (kids on one and naughtiness on the rest)

Which chip shop does Elvis actually work in?

Full fat

Make Barrs change Irn Bru back for Mr Costa

Biggest bed ever made

Biggest hot tub ever made

Lovely fab ladies to fill hot tub AND bed

A genie to grant unlimited wishes

Nandos to be shut down - PERMANANTLY

My old boss strung up naked, upside down, covered in jam.....then dipped in ants

Errrrrrmmmmmm.......

Did I forget any??

Hey less of the Nando's slating! Wtf??

Take your dried up chicken with chicken and a side of chicken with chicken sauce and a chicken drink and shove it

Steay there Colonel Sanders! they hit you in the pocket?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x "

Haha a violent d*unk

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Dont worry, you definitely wont want to sleep

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x

Haha a violent d*unk

You can't beat it

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x

Haha a violent d*unk

You can't beat it

Another violent d*unk

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x

Haha a violent d*unk

You can't beat it

Another violent d*unk

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x

Haha a violent d*unk

You can't beat it

Another violent d*unk

I want that haha

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Money! Loads of it that can't be traced and a very fast car with a very attractive driver.

I'll drive then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money! Loads of it that can't be traced and a very fast car with a very attractive driver.

I'll drive then

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deal

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Money! Loads of it that can't be traced and a very fast car with a very attractive driver.

I'll drive then

deal

I like driving fast. Where we going?

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

"Dont worry, you definitely wont want to sleep

you'll be too busy reading all the replies to your post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money! Loads of it that can't be traced and a very fast car with a very attractive driver.

I'll drive then

deal

I like driving fast. Where we going? "
you can drop me off at the airport...il be a good tipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x "

That's more like it, no point in having an empty bottle if you don't glass some cunt! That seems a bit harsh for me!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x

Haha a violent d*unk

Only to save the curly wurlies…

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x

That's more like it, no point in having an empty bottle if you don't glass some cunt! That seems a bit harsh for me!

Only place I would be throwing the bottles is in the bin... I'm not really a violent person, and never get d*unk enough to be one....

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over a year ago

"2 weeks of sunshine, 1 week painfree, 36 hours of sleep, bottle of pink gin and a curly wurly and you can have them back ...

Just the one curly wurly? I'd ask for a box

I'll be too p*shed to eat them all after the gin lol

They would be good for throwing at people then

Good thinking batgirl... Demands have have gone up. Treble everything

You can't throw curly wurlies at people! You need something with a bit more weight, a chunky kit kat, mars bar or similar!

I'll be throwing the empty boxes and bottles haha x

That's more like it, no point in having an empty bottle if you don't glass some cunt! That seems a bit harsh for me!

Only place I would be throwing the bottles is in the bin... I'm not really a violent person, and never get d*unk enough to be one....

I'm not violent either, and have only been d*unk once in more than 10 years. That was definitely out of character for me to even use the cunt. Maybe we all have a bit of darkness in us.

But not today because it's the weekend! Woohoo

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over a year ago

I want a different flavor pizza for each hostage delivered by a large breasted woman... that'll do

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over a year ago

"I want a different flavor pizza for each hostage delivered by a large breasted woman... that'll do

They will have guns in the pizza boxes! Lure you in then a couple bullets to the head! School boy error.

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over a year ago

"I want a different flavor pizza for each hostage delivered by a large breasted woman... that'll do

They will have guns in the pizza boxes! Lure you in then a couple bullets to the head! School boy error.

As long as i get a slice I'm happy. Hostage takers never win

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I want a different flavor pizza for each hostage delivered by a large breasted woman... that'll do

Can I have a chocolate one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you my hostage?

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over a year ago

"I want a different flavor pizza for each hostage delivered by a large breasted woman... that'll do

They will have guns in the pizza boxes! Lure you in then a couple bullets to the head! School boy error.

As long as i get a slice I'm happy. Hostage takers never win"

I thought you would be after more than a slice!

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Are you my hostage?

If I'm getting pizza I'll volunteer... I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm sure we could come to some agreement

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