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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When in school if you saw someone who's trouser legs were above the ankkes you would ask, "has yer budgie died?" They would answer "Naw, why?" and you would follow up with, "Coz yer troosers ar at haulf mast".

Any others you can think off?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Was always a cat rather than a budgie at my school

V x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Was always a cat rather than a budgie at my school

V x"

Yep, it was the cat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was always a cat rather than a budgie at my school

V x

Yep, it was the cat!"

I guess budgies were the "in" pet when I was young.. You young whippersnappers

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Dogging school was popular, but dogging has a whole new meaning now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dogging school was popular, but dogging has a whole new meaning now."

Lol.. You're not wrong.. Fancy dogging work with me tomorrow.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Dogging school was popular, but dogging has a whole new meaning now."

An old colleague did dog shows and her mum used to ask her if she was going dogging at the weekend when she meant was she doing a do show

V x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Dogging school was popular, but dogging has a whole new meaning now.

An old colleague did dog shows and her mum used to ask her if she was going dogging at the weekend when she meant was she doing a do show

V x"

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Dogging school was popular, but dogging has a whole new meaning now.

Lol.. You're not wrong.. Fancy dogging work with me tomorrow. "

Prefer cats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When someone got a haircut, "I guess the lawnmower won then."

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

*dog

Sorry, Jack. Nothing new to contribute on the line of the thread.

Unless you count this...

'blood is thicker than water' is a misquote and actually reverses the original meaning. The original proverb was 'the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb' so those we make our promises to/choose to have in our lives are more or just as important as the family we're born to.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dogging school was popular, but dogging has a whole new meaning now.

Lol.. You're not wrong.. Fancy dogging work with me tomorrow.

Prefer cats "

*Tries really hard to not say he prefers stroking a nice pussy too. *

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Dogging school was popular, but dogging has a whole new meaning now.

Lol.. You're not wrong.. Fancy dogging work with me tomorrow.

Prefer cats

*Tries really hard to not say he prefers stroking a nice pussy too. *"

I've seen her trousers. Think the cat died...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*dog

Sorry, Jack. Nothing new to contribute on the line of the thread.

Unless you count this...

'blood is thicker than water' is a misquote and actually reverses the original meaning. The original proverb was 'the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb' so those we make our promises to/choose to have in our lives are more or just as important as the family we're born to.

V x"

No. Need to apologise V.. You know by now I don't care where the thread goes... It's an open organic, thread. Taken it where the wind blows.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"*dog

Sorry, Jack. Nothing new to contribute on the line of the thread.

Unless you count this...

'blood is thicker than water' is a misquote and actually reverses the original meaning. The original proverb was 'the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb' so those we make our promises to/choose to have in our lives are more or just as important as the family we're born to.

V x"

Every day is a school day!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I don't even know what I mean by that. Bed time for V

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Think I was going for a 'take the hint, she's not interested' thing...

Love you, Janet

V x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Punny eckies.... write 2000 words!

I always forged my mums signature.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Think I was going for a 'take the hint, she's not interested' thing...

Love you, Janet

V x"

I love you too Vanessa. You’ve so got my back! Need a wee kiddy emoji.x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Think I was going for a 'take the hint, she's not interested' thing...

Love you, Janet

V x

I love you too Vanessa. You’ve so got my back! Need a wee kiddy emoji.x"

Ffs kissy *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think I was going for a 'take the hint, she's not interested' thing...

Love you, Janet

V x"

*Isn't sure where to apply the ice pack, the bruised ego or the bruised bollocks after that petite but hard boot on them.*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. You girls drinking without me? x

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol. You girls drinking without me? x

R "

You should join them.. It seems the old game of "kick the can" is making a comeback with yours truly as the can.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Think I was going for a 'take the hint, she's not interested' thing...

Love you, Janet

V x

I love you too Vanessa. You’ve so got my back! Need a wee kiddy emoji.x

Ffs kissy *"

is the closest I think...

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Lol. You girls drinking without me? x

R "

I may have had a gin...

V x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

"

Fibber

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

"

( luv ) but in tight together

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber "

Don’t you fucking start!!! Hahaha

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

Don’t you fucking start!!! Hahaha "

Me? I’m innocent of all charges

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

Don’t you fucking start!!! Hahaha

Me? I’m innocent of all charges "

You were never innocent!

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

‘A different kettle of fish’ always makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s snowing in Paris is an oldie but maybe only the ladies will know what it means

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"It’s snowing in Paris is an oldie but maybe only the ladies will know what it means "

Google must be a woman, she told me

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

My mammy always used ‘I’m gonna take my hand of your jaw’ that I didn’t mind, it was the putting it on I wasn’t so keen on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber "

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs.. "

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"It’s snowing in Paris is an oldie but maybe only the ladies will know what it means

Google must be a woman, she told me "

I’d to look on urban dictionary!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"It’s snowing in Paris is an oldie but maybe only the ladies will know what it means

Google must be a woman, she told me

I’d to look on urban dictionary!"

Don’t want that on your search history

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked "

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow. "

Where’s the snow?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow.

Where’s the snow?"

Paris?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow.

Where’s the snow?"

Abington.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow.

Where’s the snow?

Abington. "

We're you contributing to some snow in Paris while there? I'll look out for the veris...

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow.

Where’s the snow?

Abington.

We're you contributing to some snow in Paris while there? I'll look out for the veris...

V x"

No I was working.... Yes I do actually work sometimes

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow.

Where’s the snow?

Abington.

We're you contributing to some snow in Paris while there? I'll look out for the veris...

V x

No I was working.... Yes I do actually work sometimes "

Your always working ( on pissing people off , trying to get a meet , what are the women going to do to me next )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow.

Where’s the snow?

Abington.

We're you contributing to some snow in Paris while there? I'll look out for the veris...

V x

No I was working.... Yes I do actually work sometimes

Your always working ( on pissing people off , trying to get a meet , what are the women going to do to me next ) "

Ffs..how the hell do you know me so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I’ve not been drinking. How did you do the heart eyes v?

Fibber

See you.. Last time I listen to you.. Ffs..

I’m right behind you jack, but Janet and V together, pretty scary, think we’re fecked

I think so... I thought they at leat liked me a little but at least.. I'm gonna have a whisky if I ever get home tonight.. Bloody snow.

Where’s the snow?

Abington.

We're you contributing to some snow in Paris while there? I'll look out for the veris...

V x

No I was working.... Yes I do actually work sometimes

Your always working ( on pissing people off , trying to get a meet , what are the women going to do to me next )

Ffs..how the hell do you know me so well. "

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me ( you )

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