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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Right I'm in a hotel room myself bored put my man tits.

Anyone any good jokes?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Know the feeling but dont be getting ideas. Might end up at same social next week in wales though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm in a hotel room myself bored put my man tits.

Anyone any good jokes?"
get some porn on

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already "

Although they can be good for a free meal and a few drinks lol

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already

Although they can be good for a free meal and a few drinks lol "

You guys are Scottish , no chance of a free meal.

However

Im Welsh, deep fried leek anyone. .

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already

Although they can be good for a free meal and a few drinks lol "

Lol that is true if that is what you are looking for

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ask Alexa!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Man walks in to a bar with his octopus. Barman says 'you can't bring an octopus in here!'. The man tells him that the octopus is special so he should stay - his octopus can play any instrument put in front of him.

Barman agrees as long as they can prove it. He pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and, true to the man's word, the octopus plays a proper tune.

Everyone in the bar is intrigued and watching. The barman still isn't happy though and says he needs more proof.

Luckily, one of the patrons hands him his guitar. Without a problem the octopus strums a few chords then plays a song that would make Hendrix proud.

One more patron says he has a proper challenge and brings over his bagpipes.

The octopus looks keen though and takes the bagpipes in hand. Five minutes go by and he's still fiddling with it though, yet to a play a tune. The barman is getting annoyed. Two more minutes and the man feels the mood in the room turn. He says to the octopus, 'what the fuck are you doing? Hurry up and play it or we're going to be thrown out!'.

The octopus stops and looks confused. He says to the man, 'whit the fuck ye on about? Play it?? I'm trying to shag it but I cannae get the pyjamas aff it!'

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man walks in to a bar with his octopus. Barman says 'you can't bring an octopus in here!'. The man tells him that the octopus is special so he should stay - his octopus can play any instrument put in front of him.

Barman agrees as long as they can prove it. He pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and, true to the man's word, the octopus plays a proper tune.

Everyone in the bar is intrigued and watching. The barman still isn't happy though and says he needs more proof.

Luckily, one of the patrons hands him his guitar. Without a problem the octopus strums a few chords then plays a song that would make Hendrix proud.

One more patron says he has a proper challenge and brings over his bagpipes.

The octopus looks keen though and takes the bagpipes in hand. Five minutes go by and he's still fiddling with it though, yet to a play a tune. The barman is getting annoyed. Two more minutes and the man feels the mood in the room turn. He says to the octopus, 'what the fuck are you doing? Hurry up and play it or we're going to be thrown out!'.

The octopus stops and looks confused. He says to the man, 'whit the fuck ye on about? Play it?? I'm trying to shag it but I cannae get the pyjamas aff it!'

V x"

hahahahahaha

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Thought it was apt for here and it's pretty much the only joke I know

V x

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already "

lol A Didne ...O by the way I'm in Aberdeen on business next blablabla

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Man walks in to a bar with his octopus. Barman says 'you can't bring an octopus in here!'. The man tells him that the octopus is special so he should stay - his octopus can play any instrument put in front of him.

Barman agrees as long as they can prove it. He pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and, true to the man's word, the octopus plays a proper tune.

Everyone in the bar is intrigued and watching. The barman still isn't happy though and says he needs more proof.

Luckily, one of the patrons hands him his guitar. Without a problem the octopus strums a few chords then plays a song that would make Hendrix proud.

One more patron says he has a proper challenge and brings over his bagpipes.

The octopus looks keen though and takes the bagpipes in hand. Five minutes go by and he's still fiddling with it though, yet to a play a tune. The barman is getting annoyed. Two more minutes and the man feels the mood in the room turn. He says to the octopus, 'what the fuck are you doing? Hurry up and play it or we're going to be thrown out!'.

The octopus stops and looks confused. He says to the man, 'whit the fuck ye on about? Play it?? I'm trying to shag it but I cannae get the pyjamas aff it!'

V x"

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Right I'm in a hotel room myself bored put my man tits.

Anyone any good jokes?get some porn on "

Done that

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