FabSwingers.com forum: dodgy requests?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi fabbers

Just got asked can i host an mmmf at my house randomly. After exchanging kik i get sent a pussy pic and tits. I say if i were to even consider hosting random strangers i'd need to see face pics of those entering my home

That wasn't part of the guys plan....surely that would be normal?lol was i expected NOT to see who was going to turn up?haha

Anyway....has anybody else had equally dodgy / mental / batshit crazy tales to tell similar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc "

Fuck sake....and they say women can multi task!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc "

KFC....eurrgh. Block

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While he shits himself.....that's just awful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of requests to "eat me out" after Mr has came inside me.

And the guy who wanted me to pee in his gub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grimm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc

KFC....eurrgh. Block

Ano, dirty bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc

Fuck sake....and they say women can multi task!"

Ano am good but no that good

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Aww love a KFC! That's really bad though. Not had anything like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc

Fuck sake....and they say women can multi task!

Ano am good but no that good

Ram a mop up yer arse and do the kitchen floor as you're delivering that ham shank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...

No mummy please don't touch me there.

Actually felt sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc

Fuck sake....and they say women can multi task!

Ano am good but no that good

Ram a mop up yer arse and do the kitchen floor as you're delivering that ham shank

He could shite while I wank him and I could throw in some popcorn chicken. Draw the line at fucking on the blob tho. I have my limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...

No mummy please don't touch me there.

Actually felt sick

Actually pissing myself at that...this place is fucked up.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can i r.a.p.e you? was a message i once got. In bracets he had put role play but it freaked me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...

No mummy please don't touch me there.

Actually felt sick

Actually pissing myself at that...this place is fucked up."
actually made my skin crawl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...

No mummy please don't touch me there.

Actually felt sick

Actually pissing myself at that...this place is fucked up.actually made my skin crawl!"

Would freak me out....but it was thinking of your reaction that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i r.a.p.e you? was a message i once got. In bracets he had put role play but it freaked me out."

He sounds like a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...

No mummy please don't touch me there.

Actually felt sick

Actually pissing myself at that...this place is fucked up.actually made my skin crawl!

Would freak me out....but it was thinking of your reaction that made me laugh

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offs cheers you yer all heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of requests to "eat me out" after Mr has came inside me.

And the guy who wanted me to pee in his gub."

You can fuck right off with that!

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Aww love a KFC! That's really bad though. Not had anything like that "

Really, its a bit like mcdonalds but with different sauces.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Ive had a few folk ask me to go fuck myself, not something i want to try but i get that request a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww love a KFC! That's really bad though. Not had anything like that

Really, its a bit like mcdonalds but with different sauces.

And chicken instead of beef

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Was asked if i enjoyed breath play! He then said he wud strang le me but its ok he knew C.P.R well thats ok then id hate to think of the poor wee chamber maid in the premier inn finding my body whilst hoovering lol

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Aww love a KFC! That's really bad though. Not had anything like that

Really, its a bit like mcdonalds but with different sauces.

And chicken instead of beef "

You know what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked if i enjoyed breath play! He then said he wud strang le me but its ok he knew C.P.R well thats ok then id hate to think of the poor wee chamber maid in the premier inn finding my body whilst hoovering lol "
lol

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...

No mummy please don't touch me there.

Actually felt sick

That sounds more like jail bait than sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy said he would love to meet me in the woods, watch each other have a shit and then lick my arse clean

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"A guy said he would love to meet me in the woods, watch each other have a shit and then lick my arse clean "

How romantic.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

That’s comforting lol

Not really breath play if you’re unconscious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy said he would love to meet me in the woods, watch each other have a shit and then lick my arse clean "

Was his name Yogi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a tit pic with can I watch you fuck my bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy said he would love to meet me in the woods, watch each other have a shit and then lick my arse clean

Was his name Yogi? "
I think it might have been as he asked if his friend Boo Boo could watch

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"A guy said he would love to meet me in the woods, watch each other have a shit and then lick my arse clean "

A kiss on the cheek is very european

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And old guy asked me if he pretended to be blacked out in his car would I find him rub my cock on his face then squeeze his balls through his shorts... Erm naahhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked me to push my nipple down his bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy asked me to push my nipple down his bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc "

Aww I like the kfc one though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of requests to "eat me out" after Mr has came inside me.

And the guy who wanted me to pee in his gub."

Eeeuuuuugggghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy said he would love to meet me in the woods, watch each other have a shit and then lick my arse clean "

Eeeuugh I felt sick reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy asked me to push my nipple down his bellend

Is that even possible.. lovely nipples btw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message saying could I help a guy out

He loves bbw dirty knickers !

Well I don’t class myself as a bbw for a start and even my profile says curvy

My underwear costs a lot of money and as soon as it’s worn a day it’s in the wash ! I don’t tend to have a supply of dirty knickers lying around

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"can you pick me up a kfc "

Greasy bucket and bones. Seems like a perfect response from one swinger to another

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