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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A great children's game but which would you do to the poster above?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Torture"

You've been doing that all year missy.

I'd kiss you though. (remember I'm fae glesga though. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle"

Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle

Torture "

Kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle

Torture

Kiss."

That efter you booted my baws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle

Torture

Kiss.

That efter you booted my baws "

Where did you think I was kissing?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Cuddle

Torture

Kiss.

That efter you booted my baws

Where did you think I was kissing? "

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle

Torture

Kiss.

That efter you booted my baws

Where did you think I was kissing? "

Kiss... Ffs.. Everyone wants to torture me.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle

Torture

Kiss.

That efter you booted my baws

Where did you think I was kissing?

Kiss... Ffs.. Everyone wants to torture me. "

Yeah either have it or yeah don’t

I’m already visualising a 3 way with the kissers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle

Torture

Kiss.

That efter you booted my baws

Where did you think I was kissing?

Kiss... Ffs.. Everyone wants to torture me.

Yeah either have it or yeah don’t

I’m already visualising a 3 way with the kissers "

I'm looking out the frozen doughnut, paracetamol, ibuprofen and savelon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle

Torture

Kiss.

That efter you booted my baws

Where did you think I was kissing?

Kiss... Ffs.. Everyone wants to torture me.

Yeah either have it or yeah don’t

I’m already visualising a 3 way with the kissers

I'm looking out the frozen doughnut, paracetamol, ibuprofen and savelon. "

What have you been doing that everyone wants to torture you?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Torture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle

Torture

Kiss.

That efter you booted my baws

Where did you think I was kissing?

Kiss... Ffs.. Everyone wants to torture me.

Yeah either have it or yeah don’t

I’m already visualising a 3 way with the kissers

I'm looking out the frozen doughnut, paracetamol, ibuprofen and savelon.

What have you been doing that everyone wants to torture you?"

Just being me.. I have the pictures and personality that make you want to punch. I guess.

Thankfully steoh must be blind. Lol.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Torture

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Wee cuddle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High 5? Hell cuddles are good regardless ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckeroo

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Kiss

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Aye a wee kiss

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee kiss

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't be torturing people man what's wrong with you!!

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle"

Cuddle back

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Cuddle

Cuddle back "

Might have to kiss you if you do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh you savage

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By *oolsGoldxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Man hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss "

And the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

And the rest "

Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a berocca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss n fuck over and over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torture sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Torture sorry"

Torture, but remember your safe word :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would someone bloody give me a kiss.. No more torture please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would someone bloody give me a kiss.. No more torture please. "

If you buy me a pint I will consider it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would someone bloody give me a kiss.. No more torture please.

If you buy me a pint I will consider it "

I'll buy you two pints if you don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Torture

I'm going to hold you to that! "

Torture

And Jack make it 3 and I won't even torture you haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Torture

I'm going to hold you to that!

Torture

And Jack make it 3 and I won't even torture you haha"

Two and a packet of cheese and onion... Final. Offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Torture

I'm going to hold you to that!

Torture

And Jack make it 3 and I won't even torture you haha

Two and a packet of cheese and onion... Final. Offer. "

You drive a hard bargain!

But deal. I shall just hi5 you instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Torture

I'm going to hold you to that!

Torture

And Jack make it 3 and I won't even torture you haha

Two and a packet of cheese and onion... Final. Offer.

You drive a hard bargain!

But deal. I shall just hi5 you instead "

Done.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

All 3!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All 3! "

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All 3! "

Finally. Lol.. Deal.

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"All 3!

Finally. Lol.. Deal. "

Aw c’mon mate I’ll gee ye a cuddle since everyone else wants to mangle yer bits

#realmencuddle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All 3!

Finally. Lol.. Deal.

Aw c’mon mate I’ll gee ye a cuddle since everyone else wants to mangle yer bits

#realmencuddle lol"

Jack don't trust him!! Look at his name!!!

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"All 3!

Finally. Lol.. Deal.

Aw c’mon mate I’ll gee ye a cuddle since everyone else wants to mangle yer bits

#realmencuddle lol

Jack don't trust him!! Look at his name!!! "

You got a problem with a guy who cuts off penises??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All 3!

Finally. Lol.. Deal.

Aw c’mon mate I’ll gee ye a cuddle since everyone else wants to mangle yer bits

#realmencuddle lol

Jack don't trust him!! Look at his name!!!

You got a problem with a guy who cuts off penises??"

Well what guy doesn't!?

I will give you a pint if you leave mine alone... Otherwise it will need to be a torture duel!

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"All 3!

Finally. Lol.. Deal.

Aw c’mon mate I’ll gee ye a cuddle since everyone else wants to mangle yer bits

#realmencuddle lol

Jack don't trust him!! Look at his name!!!

You got a problem with a guy who cuts off penises??

Well what guy doesn't!?

I will give you a pint if you leave mine alone... Otherwise it will need to be a torture duel! "

What’s a wee tadger between friends??

Cool il leave ma penis scissors at home when we go for a pint mate

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All 3!

Finally. Lol.. Deal.

Aw c’mon mate I’ll gee ye a cuddle since everyone else wants to mangle yer bits

#realmencuddle lol

Jack don't trust him!! Look at his name!!!

You got a problem with a guy who cuts off penises??

Well what guy doesn't!?

I will give you a pint if you leave mine alone... Otherwise it will need to be a torture duel!

What’s a wee tadger between friends??

Cool il leave ma penis scissors at home when we go for a pint mate "

Mines already looks like it's been cut off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle"

European kiss.. One on both cheeks.

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"All 3!

Finally. Lol.. Deal.

Aw c’mon mate I’ll gee ye a cuddle since everyone else wants to mangle yer bits

#realmencuddle lol

Jack don't trust him!! Look at his name!!!

You got a problem with a guy who cuts off penises??

Well what guy doesn't!?

I will give you a pint if you leave mine alone... Otherwise it will need to be a torture duel!

What’s a wee tadger between friends??

Cool il leave ma penis scissors at home when we go for a pint mate

Mines already looks like it's been cut off. "

What like a short back and sides

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath

Oooh a cuddle

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Oooh a cuddle "

That for me? You cuddling me twice noo? Am intae it lol

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath

Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol"

Aw wit?! I love a wee cuddle

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath

I said you got one don't be greedy mister. Lol x

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"I said you got one don't be greedy mister. Lol x"

Shy weans don’t get sweeties

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath

Lol that's true I suppose.. might put in for a sneaky kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol"

Am I the other dude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss fuck over and over

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Kiss fuck over and over"

Yeah that’s no creepy at all is it

Options were kiss cuddle or torture ma man

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Lol that's true I suppose.. might put in for a sneaky kiss"

Oft you think am that easy? Need to be some quality cuddles before you get ma trout pout lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss fuck over and over

Yeah that’s no creepy at all is it

Options were kiss cuddle or torture ma man "

Think we should take him for a pint? You can bring your scissors if you like? Just not for me! Haha

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Kiss fuck over and over

Yeah that’s no creepy at all is it

Options were kiss cuddle or torture ma man

Think we should take him for a pint? You can bring your scissors if you like? Just not for me! Haha "

Doubt there wld be much to cut lmao

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude? "

Aye

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Lol that's true I suppose.. might put in for a sneaky kiss

Oft you think am that easy? Need to be some quality cuddles before you get ma trout pout lol "

Lol nicely put. Yes I'll put on the cuddle time then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye"

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol that's true I suppose.. might put in for a sneaky kiss

Oft you think am that easy? Need to be some quality cuddles before you get ma trout pout lol

Lol nicely put. Yes I'll put on the cuddle time then"

A wee cuddle first, don't kiss on the first forum convo

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Cuddle and a coffee

V x

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Lol that's true I suppose.. might put in for a sneaky kiss

Oft you think am that easy? Need to be some quality cuddles before you get ma trout pout lol

Lol nicely put. Yes I'll put on the cuddle time then

A wee cuddle first, don't kiss on the first forum convo "

A fellow dignified chap. Keep yer hand on yer special flower until they deserve it lol

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Lol that's true I suppose.. might put in for a sneaky kiss

Oft you think am that easy? Need to be some quality cuddles before you get ma trout pout lol

Lol nicely put. Yes I'll put on the cuddle time then

A wee cuddle first, don't kiss on the first forum convo "

Lol cuddle

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then. "

Aye ok

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Lol that's true I suppose.. might put in for a sneaky kiss

Oft you think am that easy? Need to be some quality cuddles before you get ma trout pout lol

Lol nicely put. Yes I'll put on the cuddle time then

A wee cuddle first, don't kiss on the first forum convo

A fellow dignified chap. Keep yer hand on yer special flower until they deserve it lol "

Lol.. special flowers indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle."

Cuddle.. Coz she already gave me a Glasgow kiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok"

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy. "

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now"

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now"

The trifecta. Wohoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now

Cuddle "

Kissy kissy.

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now

The trifecta. Wohoo "

If I were u I wouldn't be getting excited.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now

The trifecta. Wohoo

If I were u I wouldn't be getting excited. "

Too late.. Haha

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now

The trifecta. Wohoo

If I were u I wouldn't be getting excited.

Too late.. Haha"

Worried about u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now

The trifecta. Wohoo

If I were u I wouldn't be getting excited.

Too late.. Haha

Worried about u "

That makes two of us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol one for u obv

And one for the other dude lol

Am I the other dude?

Aye

How about a kiss while we cuddle then.

Aye ok

Ffs. You're.. I mean that was easy.

Were u away to say I'm easy. That's it you're In for torture now

The trifecta. Wohoo

If I were u I wouldn't be getting excited.

Too late.. Haha

Worried about u

That makes two of us... "

Torture.. definitely Torture

Mistress Amelia and Ms Kink

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Man hug

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle "

I will. Let the lady choose.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Cuddle

I will. Let the lady choose. "

You still worried you get a toe to your balls?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Janet gets a kiss

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle

I will. Let the lady choose.

You still worried you get a toe to your balls? "

Do you blame me? Vanessa gets a hug.. Hey.. Watch where you put those hands.. I'm not that kind of guy you know.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Janet gets a kiss

V x"

Aww I’d kiss you back. Btw I still have your socks! Washed and ready to return!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Janet gets a kiss

V x

Aww I’d kiss you back. Btw I still have your socks! Washed and ready to return! "

I'd totally forgotten about those!!! hopefully manage a walk soon

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Cuddle

I will. Let the lady choose.

You still worried you get a toe to your balls?

Do you blame me? Vanessa gets a hug.. Hey.. Watch where you put those hands.. I'm not that kind of guy you know. "

You can have a cuddle Jack but no hands on the right places!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle

I will. Let the lady choose.

You still worried you get a toe to your balls?

Do you blame me? Vanessa gets a hug.. Hey.. Watch where you put those hands.. I'm not that kind of guy you know.

You can have a cuddle Jack but no hands on the right places! "

Deal.. I'll put them on the wrong places then.. Glad you didn't say kiss though.. I know where you say that leads too.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Cuddle

I will. Let the lady choose.

You still worried you get a toe to your balls?

Do you blame me? Vanessa gets a hug.. Hey.. Watch where you put those hands.. I'm not that kind of guy you know.

You can have a cuddle Jack but no hands on the right places!

Deal.. I'll put them on the wrong places then.. Glad you didn't say kiss though.. I know where you say that leads too. "

Aye, a boot on the baws!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle

I will. Let the lady choose.

You still worried you get a toe to your balls?

Do you blame me? Vanessa gets a hug.. Hey.. Watch where you put those hands.. I'm not that kind of guy you know.

You can have a cuddle Jack but no hands on the right places!

Deal.. I'll put them on the wrong places then.. Glad you didn't say kiss though.. I know where you say that leads too.

Aye, a boot on the baws!"

And an hour on the naughty step with an ice pack

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Cuddle

I will. Let the lady choose.

You still worried you get a toe to your balls?

Do you blame me? Vanessa gets a hug.. Hey.. Watch where you put those hands.. I'm not that kind of guy you know.

You can have a cuddle Jack but no hands on the right places!

Deal.. I'll put them on the wrong places then.. Glad you didn't say kiss though.. I know where you say that leads too.

Aye, a boot on the baws!

And an hour on the naughty step with an ice pack "

44 minutes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle

I will. Let the lady choose.

You still worried you get a toe to your balls?

Do you blame me? Vanessa gets a hug.. Hey.. Watch where you put those hands.. I'm not that kind of guy you know.

You can have a cuddle Jack but no hands on the right places!

Deal.. I'll put them on the wrong places then.. Glad you didn't say kiss though.. I know where you say that leads too.

Aye, a boot on the baws!

And an hour on the naughty step with an ice pack

44 minutes!!!!"

Tomatoe tomato.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were getting all 3 what order Would you want them in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Torture "

Tie to a chair and eat beef Monster Munch in front of him.....in my sussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Torture

Tie to a chair and eat beef Monster Munch in front of him.....in my sussies "

I HATE you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nane ay yer shite".....you love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss cuddle and a bit of torcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Nane ay yer shite".....you love it "

You eating monster munch is a good sight I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Torture."

I will hold you to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle. It's nice to be nice

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By *nicorn hunterCouple
over a year ago

beccles

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Cuddle

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cuddle"

Hug although after the nightshift I've had I may fall asleep... ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torture ??

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Sorry mate..Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry,,, torture..

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Torture.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man hug

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Man hug "
kiss & cuddle

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By *ad123Man
over a year ago

ayr Scotland

Kiss slowly and deeply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss slowly and deeply"

Torture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiss slowly and deeply

Torture "

European kiss on both cbeehs and a hug with a pat on the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiss slowly and deeply

Torture

European kiss on both cheeks and a hug with a pat on the back

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle"

A friendly cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle

A friendly cuddle"

Cuddle and maybe extra kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle

A friendly cuddle

Cuddle and maybe extra kiss"

Skelp on the arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiss x"

Bare hug..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiss x

Bare hug.. "

I meant bear... Honestly.

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By *ad123Man
over a year ago

ayr Scotland


"Kiss x"
kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss x kiss "

Torture again

Sorry but not a lot to go on and I’m in a pain inflicting kinda mood although with pain comes pleasure too

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Kiss x kiss

Torture again

Sorry but not a lot to go on and I’m in a pain inflicting kinda mood although with pain comes pleasure too "

Probably kiss , but settle for a cuddle or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss x kiss

Torture again

Sorry but not a lot to go on and I’m in a pain inflicting kinda mood although with pain comes pleasure too

Probably kiss , but settle for a cuddle or 2 "

You I’d defo have to torture lol

Ps got a callback today lol they’re really wanting a booking

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Kiss x kiss

Torture again

Sorry but not a lot to go on and I’m in a pain inflicting kinda mood although with pain comes pleasure too

Probably kiss , but settle for a cuddle or 2

You I’d defo have to torture lol

Ps got a callback today lol they’re really wanting a booking "

Well if you insist ok since you have agreed to go as marge , yes i will accompany you as homer but you will owe me lady , ok book us .

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Definitely torture but I think he'd just like the attention

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Return the man hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Return the man hug"

Another man hug! Man hugs all round let's avoid that nasty torture business!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah kiss and cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah kiss and cuddle "

Kiss and cuddle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah kiss and cuddle

Kiss and cuddle... "

Really lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah kiss and cuddle

Kiss and cuddle...

Really lol x "

Kiss and cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man hug"

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man hug

Cuddle "

I'll risk a lot with this cheeky lady but ill go for kiss anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss and cuddle"

Big man hug! Haha

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Kiss and cuddle

Big man hug! Haha"

Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss and cuddle

Big man hug! Haha

Torture "

Pineapple pineapple!

I will hug and kiss you if you promise to put the implements away ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle

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