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"(Boots baws.....runs away). "Then Albie appears like a white knight, offers to rub them better | |||
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"(Boots baws.....runs away).
Then Albie appears like a white knight, offers to rub them better "While naked ? | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll "Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?   | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ? "Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it "Never said I’d be delivering it ( sticks tongue out emoji ) I’m a white bride ( cough ) not a white knight . | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
Never said I’d be delivering it ( sticks tongue out emoji ) I’m a white bride ( cough ) not a white knight . "Aww | |||
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"I drive a white car.. Well.. When I can be arsed washing it.. Does that get me close enough to being a white Knight? If not, tough shit then. Hehe" Have you got cushions and tissues on the parcel shelf? | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
Never said I’d be delivering it ( sticks tongue out emoji ) I’m a white bride ( cough ) not a white knight .
Aww "You Just can't get the staff! I'm sure if it was a naked delivery you were after someone could help. Then they could do a bit of light house work! | |||
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"I drive a white car.. Well.. When I can be arsed washing it.. Does that get me close enough to being a white Knight? If not, tough shit then. Hehe Have you got cushions and tissues on the parcel shelf? " Wet wipes.. And heated seats if you like that kind of thing.. | |||
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"I drive a white car.. Well.. When I can be arsed washing it.. Does that get me close enough to being a white Knight? If not, tough shit then. Hehe Have you got cushions and tissues on the parcel shelf? Wet wipes.. And heated seats if you like that kind of thing.. "All I can think of is that top gear episode! | |||
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"Come and have a go if you think your hard enough. Who are you. Who the fucking hell are youuuuuu "I'm the nightmare your mama warned you about. Ass hole. | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it "*tips fedora* Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps! Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that! And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"  | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last" "Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls "Well Mi'lady your wish is my command | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls "*looks around for aforementioned lady. * | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
Well Mi'lady your wish is my command "See white knights aren't a bad thing | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. * "*waves like Forrest Gump | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. *
*waves like Forrest Gump"*Waves back* Have you seen a lady here anywhere? | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. *
*waves like Forrest Gump
*Waves back*
Have you seen a lady here anywhere? "How dare you speak to the lady like that you vagabond! I challenge you to a duel in the ladies honour! | |||
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" Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. *
*waves like Forrest Gump
*Waves back*
Have you seen a lady here anywhere? "that made me laugh | |||
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. *
*waves like Forrest Gump
*Waves back*
Have you seen a lady here anywhere?
How dare you speak to the lady like that you vagabond! I challenge you to a duel in the ladies honour! "No chance. Your "pistol" is bound to be bigger and more powerful and your "sword" longer.  | |||
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