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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going. "

To be fair, holding a door for someone is something i always do and have never had a reaction like you say Jack . Most say thankyou, and only a few say nothing but not because they thought they could have opened it themselves im sure, just on phones or rushing usually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going.

To be fair, holding a door for someone is something i always do and have never had a reaction like you say Jack . Most say thankyou, and only a few say nothing but not because they thought they could have opened it themselves im sure, just on phones or rushing usually. "

Maybe you haven't had that reaction because you're better looking than I am. ...

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By *azonfabTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

The hot air blower in the entrance at supermarkets - there only sole purpose seems to be to blow dust in your eyes as you walk in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

5 messages sent, 5 messages deleted, (most unread) 5 people blocked me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5 messages sent, 5 messages deleted, (most unread) 5 people blocked me. "

Leaving this here as a testimony to my own fucking stupidity.. Posted it on the wrong thread. Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point of more than one question mark when asking a question?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"5 messages sent, 5 messages deleted, (most unread) 5 people blocked me.

Leaving this here as a testimony to my own fucking stupidity.. Posted it on the wrong thread. Grrrrrrr "

I done that last year but i posted something on forum which was meant as a text message. Silly me as everyone then knew all about my rich Godmother

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"5 messages sent, 5 messages deleted, (most unread) 5 people blocked me.

Leaving this here as a testimony to my own fucking stupidity.. Posted it on the wrong thread. Grrrrrrr

I done that last year but i posted something on forum which was meant as a text message. Silly me as everyone then knew all about my rich Godmother"

Is she fit? On Fab? Lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"5 messages sent, 5 messages deleted, (most unread) 5 people blocked me.

Leaving this here as a testimony to my own fucking stupidity.. Posted it on the wrong thread. Grrrrrrr

I done that last year but i posted something on forum which was meant as a text message. Silly me as everyone then knew all about my rich Godmother

Is she fit? On Fab? Lol"

Beautiful, 79 and not on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5 messages sent, 5 messages deleted, (most unread) 5 people blocked me.

Leaving this here as a testimony to my own fucking stupidity.. Posted it on the wrong thread. Grrrrrrr

I done that last year but i posted something on forum which was meant as a text message. Silly me as everyone then knew all about my rich Godmother

Is she fit? On Fab? Lol

Beautiful, 79 and not on Fab"

If she was in fab I'd up the last message to 6 hehe.

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire


"What's the point of more than one question mark when asking a question?"

Exactly!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 messages sent, 5 messages deleted, (most unread) 5 people blocked me.

Leaving this here as a testimony to my own fucking stupidity.. Posted it on the wrong thread. Grrrrrrr

I done that last year but i posted something on forum which was meant as a text message. Silly me as everyone then knew all about my rich Godmother"

Ears picked up and note taken..I love mature ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you accidentally bang into someone in the street or supermarket and apologise for them to glare at you.

I’ve always held doors open for others and never had any problems, especially people in wheelchairs or pushing prams. Most seem to appreciate the help

I’ve had a few younger folk in wheelchairs that have had a chip on their shoulder but I think that’s just down to frustration

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

What’s the point of wrapping vegetables in plastic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point of indicators being installed in BMW?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"What’s the point of wrapping vegetables in plastic? "

Is that a euphemism for safe sex with a cucumber or any other vegetable ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the point of wrapping vegetables in plastic? "

Well for cucumbers it's so you can still eat them afterwards

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

When vacum sealed theres no air so stops spoiling

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What’s the point of wrapping vegetables in plastic? "

That's a good one. There's no need for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point in no parking signs at the school gates?

Would happily pay someone to slash these arsehole's tyres.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What's the point in no parking signs at the school gates?

Would happily pay someone to slash these arsehole's tyres.

"

You should get a job as lollypop lady. You'd sort them all out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the point in no parking signs at the school gates?

Would happily pay someone to slash these arsehole's tyres.

"

I used to be a traffic warden and maybe I didn't slash tyres but at least I made them pay

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"What's the point in no parking signs at the school gates?

Would happily pay someone to slash these arsehole's tyres.

"

i didnt find this out until recently the lines and signs at schools are only advisory its part of the problem with our loading bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the point in no parking signs at the school gates?

Would happily pay someone to slash these arsehole's tyres.

You should get a job as lollypop lady. You'd sort them all out "

I'd need a new lollypop every day though as it would be getting buried up someone's arse each morning!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What's the point in no parking signs at the school gates?

Would happily pay someone to slash these arsehole's tyres.

You should get a job as lollypop lady. You'd sort them all out

I'd need a new lollypop every day though as it would be getting buried up someone's arse each morning!

"

How many messages have you had asking you to do that to them on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the point in no parking signs at the school gates?

Would happily pay someone to slash these arsehole's tyres.

You should get a job as lollypop lady. You'd sort them all out

I'd need a new lollypop every day though as it would be getting buried up someone's arse each morning!

How many messages have you had asking you to do that to them on here? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going. "

Of letting tractors an diggers on the road at peak times selfish cunts.

Stuck in a mile long conga line this morning where a tractor was stuck behind a digger for about 10 miles fucking ban the selfish counts.....

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus


"Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going.

Of letting tractors an diggers on the road at peak times selfish cunts.

Stuck in a mile long conga line this morning where a tractor was stuck behind a digger for about 10 miles fucking ban the selfish counts....."

You do know the sole purpose of tractors is to carry out farmwork to grow crops, feed animals ect to feed pricks like you and even more important if wasn't for tractors and combines there would be no beer!

May I also add the road you are driving on would not exist without the help of a digger.

I'm away to be a selfish cunt and get back in my tractor and plough a field, although sometimes think why bother growing food for knobs like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going.

Of letting tractors an diggers on the road at peak times selfish cunts.

Stuck in a mile long conga line this morning where a tractor was stuck behind a digger for about 10 miles fucking ban the selfish counts.....

You do know the sole purpose of tractors is to carry out farmwork to grow crops, feed animals ect to feed pricks like you and even more important if wasn't for tractors and combines there would be no beer!

May I also add the road you are driving on would not exist without the help of a digger.

I'm away to be a selfish cunt and get back in my tractor and plough a field, although sometimes think why bother growing food for knobs like you"

No need to be so childish and petulant.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going.

Of letting tractors an diggers on the road at peak times selfish cunts.

Stuck in a mile long conga line this morning where a tractor was stuck behind a digger for about 10 miles fucking ban the selfish counts.....

You do know the sole purpose of tractors is to carry out farmwork to grow crops, feed animals ect to feed pricks like you and even more important if wasn't for tractors and combines there would be no beer!

May I also add the road you are driving on would not exist without the help of a digger.

I'm away to be a selfish cunt and get back in my tractor and plough a field, although sometimes think why bother growing food for knobs like you"

Deere or Case

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus


"Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going.

Of letting tractors an diggers on the road at peak times selfish cunts.

Stuck in a mile long conga line this morning where a tractor was stuck behind a digger for about 10 miles fucking ban the selfish counts.....

You do know the sole purpose of tractors is to carry out farmwork to grow crops, feed animals ect to feed pricks like you and even more important if wasn't for tractors and combines there would be no beer!

May I also add the road you are driving on would not exist without the help of a digger.

I'm away to be a selfish cunt and get back in my tractor and plough a field, although sometimes think why bother growing food for knobs like you

No need to be so childish and petulant. "

Can you tell I'm having a good day...

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus


"Indicators on certain people's cars..

Looking down the road, seeing a car coming and choosing to cross anyway..

Lanes on the road or a roundabout.

Holding the door open for someone behind you, only to find they object to it because they are "perfectly capable of opening the door themselves."

Keep the list going.

Of letting tractors an diggers on the road at peak times selfish cunts.

Stuck in a mile long conga line this morning where a tractor was stuck behind a digger for about 10 miles fucking ban the selfish counts.....

You do know the sole purpose of tractors is to carry out farmwork to grow crops, feed animals ect to feed pricks like you and even more important if wasn't for tractors and combines there would be no beer!

May I also add the road you are driving on would not exist without the help of a digger.

I'm away to be a selfish cunt and get back in my tractor and plough a field, although sometimes think why bother growing food for knobs like you

Deere or Case"

All Deere here and I can vouch that they live up to their name as they're fecking expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the point of indicators being installed in AUDI`s?"

Fixed that for you lol

Lorrys on the motorway overtaking each other and leading to an inevitable Elephant race as one wont yield to the other

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