FabSwingers.com forum: Morning Glory

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve woke up like since birth

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By *otyouraverageguy...Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Every morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss waking up to a man with morning glory. It's been years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a safety feature to stop you rolling out of bed.

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By *wazuluMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"It's a safety feature to stop you rolling out of bed.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"It's a safety feature to stop you rolling out of bed.

Is it handy as a kick stand too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a safety feature to stop you rolling out of bed.

Is it handy as a kick stand too? "

Doesn't work on either case for me.

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Well you can come and sleep with me one night and you can have that feeling again

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??"
you need more sex

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I use it to position my iPad when Netflix and chilling on my own.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"I use it to position my iPad when Netflix and chilling on my own.

Netflix?.... Aye right

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

It's there so that the girls can pull themselves up out of your bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nocturnal penile tumescence (morning wood) is caused by a completely different part of the brain than the part that causes erections through sexual stimulation.

The reason you don't get afternoon,evening or night wood is because the brain releases chemicals that stop you getting an erection during waking hours.

Fuqn love Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's there so that the girls can pull themselves up out of your bed.

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??"

...and it’s always harder when I have a full bladder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??

...and it’s always harder when I have a full bladder!"

Easiest way to get an erection if you're having a bit of an off day, full bladder always does the trick with the dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??

...and it’s always harder when I have a full bladder!"

End up doing a handstand to take a piss

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"nocturnal penile tumescence (morning wood) is caused by a completely different part of the brain than the part that causes erections through sexual stimulation.

The reason you don't get afternoon,evening or night wood is because the brain releases chemicals that stop you getting an erection during waking hours.

Fuqn love Google

Stops you getting erections during waking hours?

Well I must be sleepwalking.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"nocturnal penile tumescence (morning wood) is caused by a completely different part of the brain than the part that causes erections through sexual stimulation.

The reason you don't get afternoon,evening or night wood is because the brain releases chemicals that stop you getting an erection during waking hours.

Fuqn love Google

Stops you getting erections during waking hours?

Well I must be sleepwalking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stops you getting them unintentionally.

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??

...and it’s always harder when I have a full bladder!

End up doing a handstand to take a piss"

Never tried that! All I know is that the morning piss takes a lot longer when you are wrestling with a hardon!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

A poke in the back is a great way to be woken up.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"A poke in the back is a great way to be woken up. "

Unless its from a cattle prod

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Sitting with my morning glory perving away here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss waking up to a man with morning glory. It's been years! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every fucking day

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

Megatongue you a medical dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??

...and it’s always harder when I have a full bladder!

Easiest way to get an erection if you're having a bit of an off day, full bladder always does the trick with the dick "

Here this could save me a fortune on viagra.

Just been out for a few pints and now drank 2 pints of water let you know how it goes in the morning...

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??

...and it’s always harder when I have a full bladder!

Easiest way to get an erection if you're having a bit of an off day, full bladder always does the trick with the dick

Here this could save me a fortune on viagra.

Just been out for a few pints and now drank 2 pints of water let you know how it goes in the morning..."

You ended up peeing the bed, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 47 I wake up each morning with a boner, what causes that? Its the best us men get ??

...and it’s always harder when I have a full bladder!

Easiest way to get an erection if you're having a bit of an off day, full bladder always does the trick with the dick

Here this could save me a fortune on viagra.

Just been out for a few pints and now drank 2 pints of water let you know how it goes in the morning...

You ended up peeing the bed, eh?

Got fucked good and hard by the wife. Fucked good n hard with her fist yeah your right pished the bed, a said "I Am just experimenting" she said "your just a lazy useless cunt" and got laid into me all sore now good cure for t he horn though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss waking up and feeling someone's morning wood pressing into my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every morning without fail better if you have I nice bum to poke it against

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being woken up by a hard cock

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"I love being woken up by a hard cock"

Better than an alarm.

Alarm cock, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love being woken up by a hard cock

Better than an alarm.

Alarm cock, maybe?

And mouth... I'll wake my lover up with it too

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"I love being woken up by a hard cock

Better than an alarm.

Alarm cock, maybe?

And mouth... I'll wake my lover up with it too"

A very distant memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aways it’s great way to start the day

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By *ad bod000Man
over a year ago

Evanton

I love it that my horny fb tells me if I wake all hard & horny to just have a play with her or just stick my hard cock in her pussy she says it's a waste of the hardest cock you'll have all day. I'm amazed that I still wake up hard most mornings. It's a bugger when you need a pee some mornings if I don't have some fun my cock takes ages to go soft & pops up randomly during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m solid every morning. Mrs usually takes care of it for me though

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