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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. " I think i would do the cleaning work for you | |||
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"I think it's more hoping for a "not much I'm bored" type of reply which would lead to them trying to get a meet. Or on the off chance you might reply with "watching porn"? " Im never bored and there is never enough minutes in each day for me. | |||
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"You mean your not like the rest of the females on here and sat in full fishnets suspenders and peek a boo bra? Waiting on someone to message and then talk dirty to them so they can sit tugging away? No? Well I'm shocked "Sadly not. Im more of a scruffy bugger in welly boots, tatty jeans and unbrushed hair walking dogs round a park. | |||
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"You mean your not like the rest of the females on here and sat in full fishnets suspenders and peek a boo bra? Waiting on someone to message and then talk dirty to them so they can sit tugging away? No? Well I'm shocked
Sadly not. Im more of a scruffy bugger in welly boots, tatty jeans and unbrushed hair walking dogs round a park."Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by that.. | |||
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"You mean your not like the rest of the females on here and sat in full fishnets suspenders and peek a boo bra? Waiting on someone to message and then talk dirty to them so they can sit tugging away? No? Well I'm shocked
Sadly not. Im more of a scruffy bugger in welly boots, tatty jeans and unbrushed hair walking dogs round a park.
Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by that.. "Or down the park running in lycra all hot and sweaty. | |||
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"You mean your not like the rest of the females on here and sat in full fishnets suspenders and peek a boo bra? Waiting on someone to message and then talk dirty to them so they can sit tugging away? No? Well I'm shocked
Sadly not. Im more of a scruffy bugger in welly boots, tatty jeans and unbrushed hair walking dogs round a park.
Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by that..
Or down the park running in lycra all hot and sweaty."Crowd of men start heading toward said park | |||
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"You mean your not like the rest of the females on here and sat in full fishnets suspenders and peek a boo bra? Waiting on someone to message and then talk dirty to them so they can sit tugging away? No? Well I'm shocked
Sadly not. Im more of a scruffy bugger in welly boots, tatty jeans and unbrushed hair walking dogs round a park.
Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by that..
Or down the park running in lycra all hot and sweaty."Hmmmm... That's evil.   | |||
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"Dont spoil their furtive imagination with the truth its a bit like the sex lines sat painting nails pretending their getting off "There was a programme on years ago about this. Old dear was an expert at talking dirty and getting all the guys off. She would sit with a bucket of wall paper paste and a brush and slap it about as she told them how wet they were getting her
Never been so proud of dear old Mum as I was at that moment.... | |||
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"Dont spoil their furtive imagination with the truth its a bit like the sex lines sat painting nails pretending their getting off
There was a programme on years ago about this. Old dear was an expert at talking dirty and getting all the guys off. She would sit with a bucket of wall paper paste and a brush and slap it about as she told them how wet they were getting her
Never been so proud of dear old Mum as I was at that moment...."Hahaha I think I saw that they also had one cardigans and pulled the zip down when they said they were taking off their thigh high boots .... the auld wifey was sitting knitting lol | |||
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"Dont spoil their furtive imagination with the truth its a bit like the sex lines sat painting nails pretending their getting off
There was a programme on years ago about this. Old dear was an expert at talking dirty and getting all the guys off. She would sit with a bucket of wall paper paste and a brush and slap it about as she told them how wet they were getting her
Never been so proud of dear old Mum as I was at that moment....
Hahaha I think I saw that they also had one cardigans and pulled the zip down when they said they were taking off their thigh high boots .... the auld wifey was sitting knitting lol "That's the one! | |||
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"Dont spoil their furtive imagination with the truth its a bit like the sex lines sat painting nails pretending their getting off
There was a programme on years ago about this. Old dear was an expert at talking dirty and getting all the guys off. She would sit with a bucket of wall paper paste and a brush and slap it about as she told them how wet they were getting her
Never been so proud of dear old Mum as I was at that moment....
Hahaha I think I saw that they also had one cardigans and pulled the zip down when they said they were taking off their thigh high boots .... the auld wifey was sitting knitting lol
That's the one!"Do you mean to say that when I thought she was cumming she was really struggling to open a jar of piccalilli  | |||
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"Dont spoil their furtive imagination with the truth its a bit like the sex lines sat painting nails pretending their getting off
There was a programme on years ago about this. Old dear was an expert at talking dirty and getting all the guys off. She would sit with a bucket of wall paper paste and a brush and slap it about as she told them how wet they were getting her
Never been so proud of dear old Mum as I was at that moment....
Hahaha I think I saw that they also had one cardigans and pulled the zip down when they said they were taking off their thigh high boots .... the auld wifey was sitting knitting lol
That's the one!"They probably got paid a fortune too. I hate phone sex but sure i could do it well if it was my job and i got paid a small fortune. | |||
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but I did used to cam so that's my excuse.
I would just tell them what you are actually doing, it will either make or break the conversation. If they can't chat about general day to day things I've no interest in talking to them. | |||
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"Dont spoil their furtive imagination with the truth its a bit like the sex lines sat painting nails pretending their getting off
There was a programme on years ago about this. Old dear was an expert at talking dirty and getting all the guys off. She would sit with a bucket of wall paper paste and a brush and slap it about as she told them how wet they were getting her
Never been so proud of dear old Mum as I was at that moment...."bucket of wallpaper paste!! Ffs how wet did she wanna sound..slurp slurp | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. " Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank  | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank "I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx. | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx."Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.) | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.) "And risk being sent pics of their rusty bullethole? No thanks! | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.)
And risk being sent pics of their rusty bullethole? No thanks! "You know it was only the once and you asked to see it.. Something about a Halloween mask.. If I remember correctly. | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. " i have read that some stalkers ask this whiest outside with binoculars  | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. i have read that some stalkers ask this whiest outside with binoculars "Better than them being inside! | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx."Wish I'd thought of that All I could think off was Do you have sore wrist? | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.) "I like this you can be my admin assistant | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.)
I like this you can be my admin assistant "Hmmm.. What's the pay like!  | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.)
I like this you can be my admin assistant
Hmmm.. What's the pay like! "Tea and jammy Dodgers if your good maybe some lemon drizzle | |||
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"I am guilty of that type of message. Not as an opening message though. Only with someone I has chatted to for a wee while and it's more of a how are you? Thats fine if you have chatted before. " | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.)
I like this you can be my admin assistant
Hmmm.. What's the pay like!
Tea and jammy Dodgers if your good maybe some lemon drizzle "Sold... Where do I apply.. | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.)
I like this you can be my admin assistant
Hmmm.. What's the pay like!
Tea and jammy Dodgers if your good maybe some lemon drizzle
Sold... Where do I apply.. "You've got the job | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.)
I like this you can be my admin assistant
Hmmm.. What's the pay like!
Tea and jammy Dodgers if your good maybe some lemon drizzle
Sold... Where do I apply..
You've got the job "When do you want me to start? Thanks bluebell for getting me a new job. | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. Would you rather "Do you shave your pussy?" And some would be very interested in you doing your ironing etc could work right into there fantasy wank bank
I've had that....and requests to see my bald pussy. Sent him a picture of a sphynx.
Do you wax your ass, or just talk through it. b(might be a suitable reply.)
I like this you can be my admin assistant
Hmmm.. What's the pay like!
Tea and jammy Dodgers if your good maybe some lemon drizzle
Sold... Where do I apply..
You've got the job
When do you want me to start?
Thanks bluebell for getting me a new job. "You are very welcome.x | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. " Don’t forget the friendly “up to much, bud?”, and the downright efficient “up2?” | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. " I don't see the issue tbh. How are they to know what you're up to? What would you rather they said? I'd usually reply initially out of politeness. | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. I don't see the issue tbh. How are they to know what you're up to? What would you rather they said? I'd usually reply initially out of politeness." I do | |||
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"Messages asking this annoy me. Do the men really wish to know that i am ironing, cleaning, washing, shopping, walking dogs and cooking dinners?. I don't see the issue tbh. How are they to know what you're up to? What would you rather they said? I'd usually reply initially out of politeness. I do" So what would you rather they message you? Should they apologise in advance for possibly catching you in a strop as you're up to your eyes ironing your underwear while cleaning the bathroom and cooking the dinner? | |||
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