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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard. "Yes but that fact does not stop many a man trying to make you do it - almost like it’s their party trick | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
Yes but that fact does not stop many a man trying to make you do it - almost like it’s their party trick "What's with that? Why is that an aim? Make me comfortable and happy and hopefully I'll orgasm. It's a mental thing as much as physical for me so if I don't feel relaxed with you, it's not happening. Don't have your aim be to fingerbang me in to squirting
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard. "....another school boy error...you forgot goggles....gotcha right in the eye with ma pish. | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
....another school boy error...you forgot goggles....gotcha right in the eye with ma pish. "You said you didn't "squirt"! Bitch | |||
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"Bad meet TD? You at home drying your pishy mattress with a hairdryer " not good | |||
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"Bad meet TD? You at home drying your pishy mattress with a hairdryer " Nah read too much shite on here. If i had a bladder problem I'd keep it to myself! I'll be heading back to my nice dry pish free mattress soon thanks very much.  | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard. "It's actually only 15% urine | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
It's actually only 15% urine"You can't argue about pish with him. It's his area of expertise.  | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
It's actually only 15% urine"When you've done your degree in anatomy and you discover where in the female body is capable of storing that volume of fluid you write that up. You'll make a name for yourself!! Seriously??! It just appears???  | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
It's actually only 15% urine
When you've done your degree in anatomy and you discover where in the female body is capable of storing that volume of fluid you write that up. You'll make a name for yourself!!
Seriously??! It just appears??? "Am doing my masters at uni and work in a hospital. I would own you on stuff like this any day of the week | |||
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op? "After collecting tokens from a cereal box | |||
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op? "More than you know! | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
It's actually only 15% urine
When you've done your degree in anatomy and you discover where in the female body is capable of storing that volume of fluid you write that up. You'll make a name for yourself!!
Seriously??! It just appears???
Am doing my masters at uni and work in a hospital. I would own you on stuff like this any day of the week"Well done. Wouldn't bank on it though. | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
It's actually only 15% urine
When you've done your degree in anatomy and you discover where in the female body is capable of storing that volume of fluid you write that up. You'll make a name for yourself!!
Seriously??! It just appears???
Am doing my masters at uni and work in a hospital. I would own you on stuff like this any day of the week
Well done. Wouldn't bank on it though. "The comments you have made already have shown me you know far less then you would like us to think. Just you hang in there buddy, you're special | |||
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I still don't understand why so many men profess to have 'making a woman squirt' as a top skill though... I missed the memo on it apparently.
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
It's actually only 15% urine
When you've done your degree in anatomy and you discover where in the female body is capable of storing that volume of fluid you write that up. You'll make a name for yourself!!
Seriously??! It just appears???
Am doing my masters at uni and work in a hospital. I would own you on stuff like this any day of the week
Well done. Wouldn't bank on it though.
The comments you have made already have shown me you know far less then you would like us to think. Just you hang in there buddy, you're special"You guys in the hospital canteen do some amazing work, keep it up! | |||
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"There are various articles on PubMed supporting both theories....some that it's simply coital incontinence and others that there is a small % of urine mixed with secretions from the skene glands. Happened 3 times in my lifetime. Felt nothing like I was pishing myself, more like an out of body experience ....pass the Tena Ladies."Seen the size of the skene glands? | |||
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"There are various articles on PubMed supporting both theories....some that it's simply coital incontinence and others that there is a small % of urine mixed with secretions from the skene glands. Happened 3 times in my lifetime. Felt nothing like I was pishing myself, more like an out of body experience ....pass the Tena Ladies.
Seen the size of the skene glands? "Look, if a guy ends up looking like he's just done the ice bucket challenge then I see your point. But if it's just a wee squirt, what's your problem?! | |||
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"There are various articles on PubMed supporting both theories....some that it's simply coital incontinence and others that there is a small % of urine mixed with secretions from the skene glands. Happened 3 times in my lifetime. Felt nothing like I was pishing myself, more like an out of body experience ....pass the Tena Ladies.
Seen the size of the skene glands? "You heavy mad ragin' cause a bird asked you to make her squirt and you couldn't? | |||
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"There are various articles on PubMed supporting both theories....some that it's simply coital incontinence and others that there is a small % of urine mixed with secretions from the skene glands. Happened 3 times in my lifetime. Felt nothing like I was pishing myself, more like an out of body experience ....pass the Tena Ladies.
Seen the size of the skene glands?
Look, if a guy ends up looking like he's just done the ice bucket challenge then I see your point. But if it's just a wee squirt, what's your problem?! "Hahaha omg your killing me here I'm stitches over this comment  ice bucket challenge wow haha | |||
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"There are various articles on PubMed supporting both theories....some that it's simply coital incontinence and others that there is a small % of urine mixed with secretions from the skene glands. Happened 3 times in my lifetime. Felt nothing like I was pishing myself, more like an out of body experience ....pass the Tena Ladies.
Seen the size of the skene glands?
You heavy mad ragin' cause a bird asked you to make her squirt and you couldn't? " | |||
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"There are various articles on PubMed supporting both theories....some that it's simply coital incontinence and others that there is a small % of urine mixed with secretions from the skene glands. Happened 3 times in my lifetime. Felt nothing like I was pishing myself, more like an out of body experience ....pass the Tena Ladies.
Seen the size of the skene glands?
You heavy mad ragin' cause a bird asked you to make her squirt and you couldn't? "If she asks me to make her squirt I'm picking up my bulletproof vest my groin guard and my goggles and I'm outta there! | |||
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"There are various articles on PubMed supporting both theories....some that it's simply coital incontinence and others that there is a small % of urine mixed with secretions from the skene glands. Happened 3 times in my lifetime. Felt nothing like I was pishing myself, more like an out of body experience ....pass the Tena Ladies.
Seen the size of the skene glands?
You heavy mad ragin' cause a bird asked you to make her squirt and you couldn't?
If she asks me to make her squirt I'm picking up my bulletproof vest my groin guard and my goggles and I'm outta there! "Heard it. You're gonnae be up all night practicing your finger blasting technique | |||
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"To be fair it's not as vile as Lucozade "
It's like the guys who profess to be "heavy cummers."
I'd be turning up at their door with the foresnic suit on and a goldfish bowl over my napper. | |||
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"There are various articles on PubMed supporting both theories....some that it's simply coital incontinence and others that there is a small % of urine mixed with secretions from the skene glands. Happened 3 times in my lifetime. Felt nothing like I was pishing myself, more like an out of body experience ....pass the Tena Ladies.
Seen the size of the skene glands?
You heavy mad ragin' cause a bird asked you to make her squirt and you couldn't?
If she asks me to make her squirt I'm picking up my bulletproof vest my groin guard and my goggles and I'm outta there!
Heard it.
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"To be fair it's not as vile as Lucozade
It's like the guys who profess to be "heavy cummers."
I'd be turning up at their door with the foresnic suit on and a goldfish bowl over my napper."That's just your usual "Sunday outfit for Chapel"  | |||
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op?
More than you know! "# yawn Can someone plz add earplugs and blindfolds to the list of protective equipment required in the forums at times. No sure if i can handle the superior knowledge of our OP here. | |||
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op?
More than you know!
# yawn
Can someone plz add earplugs and blindfolds to the list of protective equipment required in the forums at times. No sure if i can handle the superior knowledge of our OP here.
"Here! Here! Bet you know how to make your biatches squirt He Devil | |||
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op?
More than you know!
# yawn
Can someone plz add earplugs and blindfolds to the list of protective equipment required in the forums at times. No sure if i can handle the superior knowledge of our OP here.
Here! Here!
Bet you know how to make your biatches squirt He Devil "I do , but i much prefer just creamy. | |||
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op?
More than you know!
# yawn
Can someone plz add earplugs and blindfolds to the list of protective equipment required in the forums at times. No sure if i can handle the superior knowledge of our OP here.
"My own little rain cloud that follows me around the forum these days!
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op?
More than you know!
# yawn
Can someone plz add earplugs and blindfolds to the list of protective equipment required in the forums at times. No sure if i can handle the superior knowledge of our OP here.
Here! Here!
Bet you know how to make your biatches squirt He Devil
I do , but i much prefer just creamy. "Noted....I'll be in touch next time the thrush flares up  | |||
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op?
More than you know!
# yawn
Can someone plz add earplugs and blindfolds to the list of protective equipment required in the forums at times. No sure if i can handle the superior knowledge of our OP here.
Here! Here!
Bet you know how to make your biatches squirt He Devil
I do , but i much prefer just creamy.
Noted....I'll be in touch next time the thrush flares up "Haha , you do that . | |||
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"Another single guy that claims to be an expert on the female body. Where did you get your PHD op?
More than you know!
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Can someone plz add earplugs and blindfolds to the list of protective equipment required in the forums at times. No sure if i can handle the superior knowledge of our OP here.
My own little rain cloud that follows me around the forum these days!
Sweet. Tell the Mrs I'll be round as usual on Wednesday "Will let her know
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more...." This exactly and I can go for piss have great sex/foreplay squirt loads (doesn't look like piss, doesn't smell like piss and doesn't taste like piss) then I can to toilet and do a piss Squirting is very different from pissing | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more.... This exactly and I can go for piss have great sex/foreplay squirt loads (doesn't look like piss, doesn't smell like piss and doesn't taste like piss) then I can to toilet and do a piss Squirting is very different from pissing " Thank you, yes! God forbid a woman's body does something a man doesn't understand!! A lot of research is also stopped dead because it doesn't fit the narrow aims of the heterosexist patriarchy. | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more...." | |||
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"Guys research for what?? To find the mystery source of this volume of fluid some women profess to produce. We may not fully understand the physiology of the human body totally but we definitely understand the anatomy of the female pelvis and there is nowhere to store that volume of fluid. Im sorry that's not what you want to hear. Meh I'm not sorry at all!
Ffs it's not rocket science. "Well it certainly evades you. If your lovers/fuckbuddies are pissing themselves you're doing it all wrong. I've been fucking women for 24 years and I know what I'm damn talking about. While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting. | |||
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"Guys research for what?? To find the mystery source of this volume of fluid some women profess to produce. We may not fully understand the physiology of the human body totally but we definitely understand the anatomy of the female pelvis and there is nowhere to store that volume of fluid. Im sorry that's not what you want to hear. Meh I'm not sorry at all!
Ffs it's not rocket science.
Well it certainly evades you. If your lovers/fuckbuddies are pissing themselves you're doing it all wrong. I've been fucking women for 24 years and I know what I'm damn talking about. While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting. "Nothing like a good piece of anecdotal evidence to back up that imaginary reservoir in the female pelvis. | |||
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"While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting. " Thank fuck I’m the 1% | |||
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"While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting. Thank fuck I’m the 1% "To be fair I would piss myself if someone fisted me  | |||
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"Guys research for what?? To find the mystery source of this volume of fluid some women profess to produce. We may not fully understand the physiology of the human body totally but we definitely understand the anatomy of the female pelvis and there is nowhere to store that volume of fluid. Im sorry that's not what you want to hear. Meh I'm not sorry at all!
Ffs it's not rocket science.
Well it certainly evades you. If your lovers/fuckbuddies are pissing themselves you're doing it all wrong. I've been fucking women for 24 years and I know what I'm damn talking about. While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting.
Nothing like a good piece of anecdotal evidence to back up that imaginary reservoir in the female pelvis. "Here's one of *many pieces written on it. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323953.php | |||
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"While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting. Thank fuck I’m the 1%
To be fair I would piss myself if someone fisted me "Perfectly normal too | |||
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"So much pish going on in this forum "Did u pish the bed too ?? | |||
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"Guys research for what?? To find the mystery source of this volume of fluid some women profess to produce. We may not fully understand the physiology of the human body totally but we definitely understand the anatomy of the female pelvis and there is nowhere to store that volume of fluid. Im sorry that's not what you want to hear. Meh I'm not sorry at all!
Ffs it's not rocket science.
Well it certainly evades you. If your lovers/fuckbuddies are pissing themselves you're doing it all wrong. I've been fucking women for 24 years and I know what I'm damn talking about. While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting.
Nothing like a good piece of anecdotal evidence to back up that imaginary reservoir in the female pelvis.
Here's one of *many pieces written on it.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323953.php"Ok thanks, nothing like shooting yourself in the foot. First of all this isn't a medical journal, second of all in the 2014 study mentioned the fluid produced during arousal was stored in the bladder and then released ( there is only one opening) during female ejaculation!! So the fluid came form the bladder except in this study they scanned all the women's bladderes to ensure they were empty beforehand, therefore when they ejaculated they didn't piss themselves by emptying a significant volume from their bladders. I never disputed that there was some female ejaculate in it, but the overwhelming majority in a normal female (who's bladder has not been completely emptied immediately prior to stimulating themselves for a study) is urine! Why? Because that's what's stored in the bladder and released along with a dilute volume of female ejaculate. Thanks for proving my point. | |||
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"Guys research for what?? To find the mystery source of this volume of fluid some women profess to produce. We may not fully understand the physiology of the human body totally but we definitely understand the anatomy of the female pelvis and there is nowhere to store that volume of fluid. Im sorry that's not what you want to hear. Meh I'm not sorry at all!
Ffs it's not rocket science.
Well it certainly evades you. If your lovers/fuckbuddies are pissing themselves you're doing it all wrong. I've been fucking women for 24 years and I know what I'm damn talking about. While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting.
Nothing like a good piece of anecdotal evidence to back up that imaginary reservoir in the female pelvis.
Here's one of *many pieces written on it.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323953.php
Ok thanks, nothing like shooting yourself in the foot. First of all this isn't a medical journal, second of all in the 2014 study mentioned the fluid produced during arousal was stored in the bladder and then released ( there is only one opening) during female ejaculation!! So the fluid came form the bladder except in this study they scanned all the women's bladderes to ensure they were empty beforehand, therefore when they ejaculated they didn't piss themselves by emptying a significant volume from their bladders.
I never disputed that there was some female ejaculate in it, but the overwhelming majority in a normal female (who's bladder has not been completely emptied immediately prior to stimulating themselves for a study) is urine! Why? Because that's what's stored in the bladder and released along with a dilute volume of female ejaculate.
Thanks for proving my point. "It’s true the majority of theories are pretty much go by the following Urine is the fluid that is removed as toxins though the kidneys and stored in the bladder, female ejaculate fluid is flooded Ito the bladder during arousal to be expelled during heightened orgasmic state from all areas of the body hence the sudden dehydration If the bladder is emptied before sex or the female has d*unk lots of water then there should be little to no urine/concentrated urine in the bladder, the proof is in the sheets afterwards ! Consuming lots of fluids prior to sex increases the chance of there being sufficient enough fluid stored in the body to be expelled during extreme arousal Most women afterwards often find themselves needing to empty their bladder and emptying a full bladder at that, dizziness and inability to function properly afterwards is because of the extreme hydration as well as risk of migraines/headaches Great ain’t it ‘ lol studies been done over years but for some reason there’s a huge lacking in volunteers for some Reason but hey guaranteed orgasms and getting paid for the pleasurable re without men being involved you would think women would be queuing up to take part | |||
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"Guys research for what?? To find the mystery source of this volume of fluid some women profess to produce. We may not fully understand the physiology of the human body totally but we definitely understand the anatomy of the female pelvis and there is nowhere to store that volume of fluid. Im sorry that's not what you want to hear. Meh I'm not sorry at all!
Ffs it's not rocket science.
Well it certainly evades you. If your lovers/fuckbuddies are pissing themselves you're doing it all wrong. I've been fucking women for 24 years and I know what I'm damn talking about. While I'm at it you men are 99% awful orally and with fisting.
Nothing like a good piece of anecdotal evidence to back up that imaginary reservoir in the female pelvis.
Here's one of *many pieces written on it.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323953.php
Ok thanks, nothing like shooting yourself in the foot. First of all this isn't a medical journal, second of all in the 2014 study mentioned the fluid produced during arousal was stored in the bladder and then released ( there is only one opening) during female ejaculation!! So the fluid came form the bladder except in this study they scanned all the women's bladderes to ensure they were empty beforehand, therefore when they ejaculated they didn't piss themselves by emptying a significant volume from their bladders.
I never disputed that there was some female ejaculate in it, but the overwhelming majority in a normal female (who's bladder has not been completely emptied immediately prior to stimulating themselves for a study) is urine! Why? Because that's what's stored in the bladder and released along with a dilute volume of female ejaculate.
Thanks for proving my point.
It’s true the majority of theories are pretty much go by the following
Urine is the fluid that is removed as toxins though the kidneys and stored in the bladder, female ejaculate fluid is flooded Ito the bladder during arousal to be expelled during heightened orgasmic state from all areas of the body hence the sudden dehydration
If the bladder is emptied before sex or the female has d*unk lots of water then there should be little to no urine/concentrated urine in the bladder, the proof is in the sheets afterwards ! Consuming lots of fluids prior to sex increases the chance of there being sufficient enough fluid stored in the body to be expelled during extreme arousal
Most women afterwards often find themselves needing to empty their bladder and emptying a full bladder at that, dizziness and inability to function properly afterwards is because of the extreme hydration as well as risk of migraines/headaches
Great ain’t it ‘ lol studies been done over years but for some reason there’s a huge lacking in volunteers for some
Reason but hey guaranteed orgasms and getting paid for the pleasurable re without men being involved you would think women would be queuing up to take part
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"There has been research done. I can't be doing with all this rubbish, 'oh because it's a woman's body they haven't bothered researching it but if it was a man they would have' rubbish. " I wasn't specifically saying that about squirting. Yes there is lots of research published about it, but other work gets halted. Parthogenesis for example. I've friends in the worlds of science and academia and hear all sorts of shit behind the scenes. Funding gets cut or allocated elsewhere etc. | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more...." Ever considered that just because you've been to the toilet and had a piss doesn't necessarily mean your bladder is empty? | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more.... Ever considered that just because you've been to the toilet and had a piss doesn't necessarily mean your bladder is empty? "Christ you're tedious. I'm walking away. | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard. "Are you causing trouble again? | |||
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"I like it nice and wet lets u know your making her horny" Or incontinent according to a certain fleabite. | |||
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"I like it nice and wet lets u know your making her horny Or incontinent according to a certain fleabite." I luv a wet pussy seeing her orgasm | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more.... Ever considered that just because you've been to the toilet and had a piss doesn't necessarily mean your bladder is empty? "If you're not emptying your bladder after micturating I'd go for a check up. Perhaps request an IVP assessment. Unless of course you're holding it in deliberately. Which apparently only females can do, due to their unique pelvic muscles  | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more.... Ever considered that just because you've been to the toilet and had a piss doesn't necessarily mean your bladder is empty?
If you're not emptying your bladder after micturating I'd go for a check up. Perhaps request an IVP assessment.
Unless of course you're holding it in deliberately. Which apparently only females can do, due to their unique pelvic muscles "I actually have been checked out and completely fine. It's not goddam piss. It tastes sweet. | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more.... Ever considered that just because you've been to the toilet and had a piss doesn't necessarily mean your bladder is empty?
If you're not emptying your bladder after micturating I'd go for a check up. Perhaps request an IVP assessment.
Unless of course you're holding it in deliberately. Which apparently only females can do, due to their unique pelvic muscles
I actually have been checked out and completely fine. It's not goddam piss. It tastes sweet. "I'm agreeing with you. I quoted him. Not you. Calm down | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more.... Ever considered that just because you've been to the toilet and had a piss doesn't necessarily mean your bladder is empty?
If you're not emptying your bladder after micturating I'd go for a check up. Perhaps request an IVP assessment.
Unless of course you're holding it in deliberately. Which apparently only females can do, due to their unique pelvic muscles
I actually have been checked out and completely fine. It's not goddam piss. It tastes sweet.
I'm agreeing with you. I quoted him. Not you. Calm down "Good! | |||
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" I actually have been checked out and completely fine. It's not goddam piss. It tastes sweet. " In agreement here | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more.... Ever considered that just because you've been to the toilet and had a piss doesn't necessarily mean your bladder is empty?
If you're not emptying your bladder after micturating I'd go for a check up. Perhaps request an IVP assessment.
Unless of course you're holding it in deliberately. Which apparently only females can do, due to their unique pelvic muscles
I actually have been checked out and completely fine. It's not goddam piss. It tastes sweet.
I'm agreeing with you. I quoted him. Not you. Calm down
Good!"Lol. I've no idea what the fluid is. But I totally agree. I does not taste of urine. And it's great fun making a girl squirt if she can. It's an incredible turn on | |||
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"Fed up reading this on here. It's piss girls!! It's not a turn on in the slightest. I don't wish to be drenched in urine. It looks like piss, it smells like piss and that's because it is piss! Do some pelvic floor exercises or get some woman's physiotherapy or something. Even put a bung in it! I'm still wearing my bullet and stab proof jacket and on doggys advice I've acquired a groin guard.
Are you causing trouble again? "Again???  | |||
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"It's absolutely not urine. This sort of bullcrap makes me furious. I've squirted for years, and on an empty bladder. Surprise surprise science can be sexist and misogynistic. It comes from Skenes glands. Sure it could have *some urine in it but on the whole not. Try tasting more.... Ever considered that just because you've been to the toilet and had a piss doesn't necessarily mean your bladder is empty?
If you're not emptying your bladder after micturating I'd go for a check up. Perhaps request an IVP assessment.
Unless of course you're holding it in deliberately. Which apparently only females can do, due to their unique pelvic muscles
I actually have been checked out and completely fine. It's not goddam piss. It tastes sweet. "Back already??
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 and as as a squirter myself i guess you just need to steer clear of us pissy pants eh??...we all have our preferences ... | |||
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Any amount over half a coffee cup and it’s definitely urine. Anyone who has in their profile that they are a ‘gusher’, is indeed peeing themselves, or on others.
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"I tested your theory tonight no piss taste in fact it was rather nice and as as a squirter myself i guess you just need to steer clear of us pissy pants eh??...we all have our preferences ... " | |||
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"Fuck knows what it is and I don't really care. Few years ago I picked up an old boiler who announced I am a squirter am like aye ok never having heard of it and only wanting my hole or a blowie, whilst fingering her off in the back of my car she soaked the fucking seat. After a half arsed attempt at cleaning it up and lying over night in the summer heat it stank. Next day picked up my mate to go to work and he asked have you just had a fish supper, a said wit the fuck you talking about it's 7 in the morning, fucking car stank like billingsgate fish market. Am with the OP pure push... N" That made me laugh. | |||
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"Fuck knows what it is and I don't really care. Few years ago I picked up an old boiler who announced I am a squirter am like aye ok never having heard of it and only wanting my hole or a blowie, whilst fingering her off in the back of my car she soaked the fucking seat. After a half arsed attempt at cleaning it up and lying over night in the summer heat it stank. Next day picked up my mate to go to work and he asked have you just had a fish supper, a said wit the fuck you talking about it's 7 in the morning, fucking car stank like billingsgate fish market. Am with the OP pure push... N That made me laugh." That's good bluebell, of course we went to the same secondary school so we have the same gutter humour.weve chatted before but your age limits my advances I Am too young lol.lol | |||
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"Fuck knows what it is and I don't really care. Few years ago I picked up an old boiler who announced I am a squirter am like aye ok never having heard of it and only wanting my hole or a blowie, whilst fingering her off in the back of my car she soaked the fucking After a half arsed attempt at cleaning it up and lying over night in the summer heat it stank. Next day picked up my mate to go to work and he asked have you just had a fish supper, a said wit the fuck you talking about it's 7 in the morning, fucking car stank like billingsgate fish market. Am with the OP pure push... N" I'd have brought a towel at least ... | |||
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"Fuck knows what it is and I don't really care. Few years ago I picked up an old boiler who announced I am a squirter am like aye ok never having heard of it and only wanting my hole or a blowie, whilst fingering her off in the back of my car she soaked the fucking After a half arsed attempt at cleaning it up and lying over night in the summer heat it stank. Next day picked up my mate to go to work and he asked have you just had a fish supper, a said wit the fuck you talking about it's 7 in the morning, fucking car stank like billingsgate fish market. Am with the OP pure push... N I'd have brought a towel at least ... "You considerate squirters are an even rarer breed than genuine squirters though . I usually aim for suede shoes and easily soiled textiles. | |||
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" I actually have been checked out and completely fine. It's not goddam piss. It tastes sweet. " Thats because female ejaculate contains fructose from the Skene's glands. The rest is colourless and odourless fluid and the actual female ejaculate fluid. This type more closely resembles male semen. It is typically thick and appears milky but we don't see it too much because it becomes diluted. | |||
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"Fuck knows what it is and I don't really care. Few years ago I picked up an old boiler who announced I am a squirter am like aye ok never having heard of it and only wanting my hole or a blowie, whilst fingering her off in the back of my car she soaked the fucking After a half arsed attempt at cleaning it up and lying over night in the summer heat it stank. Next day picked up my mate to go to work and he asked have you just had a fish supper, a said wit the fuck you talking about it's 7 in the morning, fucking car stank like billingsgate fish market. Am with the OP pure push... N I'd have brought a towel at least ...
You considerate squirters are an even rarer breed than genuine squirters though . I usually aim for suede shoes and easily soiled textiles."My aim...is pish ...hehe | |||
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