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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

"

I'd like to publically declare my love for the horsefaced one and tell him I miss him!

I'd then agree with whatever hedevil said!

People would know something was up and I was under duress!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I'm in a good mood and that I miss Mr donkey on the forums

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

I'd like to publically declare my love for the horsefaced one and tell him I miss him!

I'd then agree with whatever hedevil said!

People would know something was up and I was under duress! "

oh that would be a dead giveaway

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I would say I'm in a good mood and that I miss Mr donkey on the forums "

You not always in a good mood?

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I would put up a meet request for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Trump sure knows his stuff. I wish we had him as our leader. Then again, May is doing an incredible job on Brexit and reducing inequalities both economically and socially here in the UK.

PS I hate crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put up a meet request for today "

And?

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I would put up a meet request for today

And? "

You can be the lucky guy that comes to rescue me.. You better bring back up though I don't think you'd be up to the job on your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put up a meet request for today

And?

You can be the lucky guy that comes to rescue me.. You better bring back up though I don't think you'd be up to the job on your own "

I wouldn't have a clue though, I wouldn't reply to your meet request, I'd just assume you were horny again and any cock available at that time would do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wouldn't be online and my friends would know after an hour I'd either been taken or something fatal has happened

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Hunni i bought you flowers.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I'll do the ironing when i get home.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Will give you a good old fashioned foot massage when i get home.

BOAK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will give you a good old fashioned foot massage when i get home.

BOAK "

God if only! We should be so lucky!

Don't worry, I'll take care of Mrs shedevils needs! . We'll alert the police asap, honestly!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Hi im enjoying my orange juice at that upmarket snobby place.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I would put up a meet request for today

And?

You can be the lucky guy that comes to rescue me.. You better bring back up though I don't think you'd be up to the job on your own

I wouldn't have a clue though, I wouldn't reply to your meet request, I'd just assume you were horny again and any cock available at that time would do!

"

You wouldn't reply for fear of another knock back from me. Took you a while to get over the last one. I'm just not into sissifying you sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone that will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put up a meet request for today

And?

You can be the lucky guy that comes to rescue me.. You better bring back up though I don't think you'd be up to the job on your own

I wouldn't have a clue though, I wouldn't reply to your meet request, I'd just assume you were horny again and any cock available at that time would do!

You wouldn't reply for fear of another knock back from me. Took you a while to get over the last one. I'm just not into sissifying you sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone that will "

Ouch, the fiest is strong in this one!

Another knock back?? and that after declaring above I could be the one to recsue you!

Yes sissifying is my style!! You've outed me!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

No marshmallows for me today, i've gone right off them......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say I'm in a good mood and that I miss Mr donkey on the forums "

I always suspected you were a grump!

Proof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

"

Thinking about scooby doo ! Anyone remember that program I loved it as a kid thought it was so funny but it’s juat like real life sometimes ? Men dressing up as ghosts putting fear into you lol where are those pesky kids when you need them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say I'm in a good mood and that I miss Mr donkey on the forums

I always suspected you were a grump!

Proof! "

takes 1 to know 1 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say I'm in a good mood and that I miss Mr donkey on the forums

I always suspected you were a grump!

Proof! takes 1 to know 1 then "

Not really, you just owned up on the forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

Thinking about scooby doo ! Anyone remember that program I loved it as a kid thought it was so funny but it’s juat like real life sometimes ? Men dressing up as ghosts putting fear into you lol where are those pesky kids when you need them "

Tell them halloween is over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry for all my cheeky, below the belt comments.

I'm off to take some new profile pics now in my unicorn onesie.

Big hugs

Xxxxxxxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I've finally seen the light and now follow Hibs". That would get the search parties out pronto lol

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I'm sorry for all my cheeky, below the belt comments.

I'm off to take some new profile pics now in my unicorn onesie.

Big hugs

Xxxxxxxxxx"

The poor baddies wouldn't know what they got theirselves into

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


""I've finally seen the light and now follow Hibs". That would get the search parties out pronto lol "

I bet there's a lot of people screenshotting that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry for all my cheeky, below the belt comments.

I'm off to take some new profile pics now in my unicorn onesie.

Big hugs

Xxxxxxxxxx

The poor baddies wouldn't know what they got theirselves into "

Hee hee

"Somebody come and take this mad cow off our hands ffs!"

Mr and his passport would be offski.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


""I've finally seen the light and now follow Hibs". That would get the search parties out pronto lol

I bet there's a lot of people screenshotting that "

I wrote it under duress... unfortunately not under a man!! lol x

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x"

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them "

Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them

Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though? "

Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

"

I love that Justin Beiber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them

Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?

Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger "

My money is on He Devil

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them

Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?

Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger

My money is on He Devil "

I could see him getting TD40 into a headlock

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them

Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though? "

Just threw up a little

I was in the hopes you would clearly know something had gone horribly wrong!!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry for all my cheeky, below the belt comments.

I'm off to take some new profile pics now in my unicorn onesie.

Big hugs

Xxxxxxxxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them

Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?

Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger

My money is on He Devil

I could see him getting TD40 into a headlock "

Or sit on his face until he passes out....heard he likes that

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them

Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?

Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger

My money is on He Devil

I could see him getting TD40 into a headlock

Or sit on his face until he passes out....heard he likes that "

Jeesey peeps wummin! That's twisted!

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

I’m aff the protein

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Im selling my dogs as they are horrible creatures.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'

V x

They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them

Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?

Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger

My money is on He Devil

I could see him getting TD40 into a headlock

Or sit on his face until he passes out....heard he likes that "

Withhold the ransom and call off the search party!!

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

You guys are lucky im a friendly Devil , if i was a horse i would be off on a 17 page rant about how you cant help yerself and calling you wee man and i dont think about you or something like that . So think yerselves very lucky

Ps i think Td40 would be the Daddy in the situation mentioned and as for headlocks, no need for it . My money would be on TD40 knocking me out.

With his breath

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You guys are lucky im a friendly Devil , if i was a horse i would be off on a 17 page rant about how you cant help yerself and calling you wee man and i dont think about you or something like that . So think yerselves very lucky

Ps i think Td40 would be the Daddy in the situation mentioned and as for headlocks, no need for it . My money would be on TD40 knocking me out.

With his breath "

At leased put up a fight or are you secretly pleased he's going to be the daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering asking albie to do some cleaning at my place... thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm speechless!!

No, that's not the message I'd type under duress, I mean I'm fucking speechless!

He devil, man up ffs!!

I see what you did there Vanessa, some reverse psychology, clever! . Sorry I'm not into 3 sums.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"I'm speechless!!

No, that's not the message I'd type under duress, I mean I'm fucking speechless!

He devil, man up ffs!!

I see what you did there Vanessa, some reverse psychology, clever! . Sorry I'm not into 3 sums. "

Speechless!! Just when I thought FAB couldn’t surprise me anymore ...

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Size, age and looks dont matter I will shag anyone

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Considering asking albie to do some cleaning at my place... thoughts?"

Yeah sounds good, I'm sure he would be up for it if you let him do it naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Size, age and looks dont matter I will shag anyone "

I think you've misunderstood this game! Or posted on the wrong thread perhaps?

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Size, age and looks dont matter I will shag anyone

I think you've misunderstood this game! Or posted on the wrong thread perhaps? "

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Size, age and looks dont matter I will shag anyone

I think you've misunderstood this game! Or posted on the wrong thread perhaps?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering asking albie to do some cleaning at my place... thoughts?

Yeah sounds good, I'm sure he would be up for it if you let him do it naked "

I was thinking a sexy striptease so long as he placed his clothes and undies in a tidy pile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I got a meet on FAB....

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I've joined the monestery

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Im game for a striptease and clean

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Im game for a striptease and clean"

nobody would think anything was wrong if you posted that

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Im game for a striptease and clean

nobody would think anything was wrong if you posted that "

Albie doesn’t want to be rescued, they’re holding him naked

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I would be posting

"Alloa are the greatest football team the world has ever seen, mon the wasps"

For the record the best team are the Bino's

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

I would publicly post to my hair dresser I want to go back to my natural hair colour...... anyone who knows be would think something was up or worse

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Im game for a striptease and clean

nobody would think anything was wrong if you posted that

Albie doesn’t want to be rescued, they’re holding him naked "

And giving him chores to do

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Im game for a striptease and clean

nobody would think anything was wrong if you posted that

Albie doesn’t want to be rescued, they’re holding him naked

And giving him chores to do "

Place will be spotless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would publicly post to my hair dresser I want to go back to my natural hair colour...... anyone who knows be would think something was up or worse "

I never thought of that! I could say I was going for a hair cut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

post a pic of the union flag upside down. (sign of distress/camp over run) and the troops will come to my rescue after tracing my IP Address. jobs a good one, time for tea and biscuits. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

"

Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a thin, fresh faced young man to spend the rest of my life with.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help? "

Finally!! Come get me

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?

Finally!! Come get me"

We all knew from the start you had been nabbed but thought , naaaaaa , feckit it , leave her where she is.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?

Finally!! Come get me

We all knew from the start you had been nabbed but thought , naaaaaa , feckit it , leave her where she is. "

Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?

Finally!! Come get me

We all knew from the start you had been nabbed but thought , naaaaaa , feckit it , leave her where she is.

Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on "

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has..."

At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...

At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch "

Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!

And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...

At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch

Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!

And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand! "

Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...

At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch

Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!

And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!

Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me "

(Beat me to it ya witch!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...

At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch

Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!

And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!

Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me

(Beat me to it ya witch!)"

I expected better/funnier from both of you!

Go away, put your heads together even and come back with something better!

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...

At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch

Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!

And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!

Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me

(Beat me to it ya witch!)"

Great minds

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...

At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch

Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!

And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!

Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me

(Beat me to it ya witch!)

I expected better/funnier from both of you!

Go away, put your heads together even and come back with something better! "

I wasn't joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on

I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...

At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch

Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!

And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!

Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me

(Beat me to it ya witch!)

I expected better/funnier from both of you!

Go away, put your heads together even and come back with something better!

I wasn't joking "

I think you need an anatomy lesson dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?

Finally!! Come get me"

It was me that told them to take you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

"

That I’ve seen the light and it’s vanilla only for me from now on once I’ve came out the nunnery ( I’m doing rosary’s for my penance) and I’ve gave up drink, women and lgbtqi politics. And can someone come give me a foot rub.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?

Finally!! Come get me

It was me that told them to take you!"

After you thought I had blocked you no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.

What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?

Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?

Finally!! Come get me

It was me that told them to take you!

After you thought I had blocked you no doubt "

Yip! Revenge for weirdos everywhere

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I know your all going to be disappointed but I'm taking a soc med brake so their!

My pals would call the polis in a hot minute

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

I'd start sharing game requests and post attention seeking messages!

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