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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Off the back of the arse thread, what's your favourite sweary word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt!

It just sums some people up to a tee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prick

Many about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prick

Many about "

Thunder cunt, cockwomble,

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

FUCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FUCK"

Cumstickle ?? going on about that beach thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt. Just so very expressive, especially if you spit out that last t.

CUNT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffks.. For fuck sake.. Seems i say that a few times on here lol

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Arsehole is mine.

I've seen a lot of them on here

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Arsehole is mine.

I've seen a lot of them on here "

And you don’t even gave anal as one of your interests .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forfoxesgalciermints is a cheeky favourite too.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Fuck - noun, verb, adjective - so many uses!

V x

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Cunt!

It just sums some people up to a tee! "

Cuntt (some people need two t's)

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt!

It just sums some people up to a tee!

Cuntt (some people need two t's)

John "

Oh I see what you did there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt!

It just sums some people up to a tee!

Cuntt (some people need two t's)

John

Oh I see what you did there! "

I have two t's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud.

Normally preceded by "fucking".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud gets my vote too

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Fud is a great word

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I like all of the above, fuckwit, cunt and twat are among my favourites

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt!

It just sums some people up to a tee!

Cuntt (some people need two t's)

John

Oh I see what you did there!

I have two t's

"

& a couple O nice T's you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud or twunt are my two top words. I use them daily numerous times

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Got to be Fannie,

A few Fannies on here and i dont mean the moist types.

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By *i Guy 4uMan
over a year ago

North Ayrshire

BawBag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt. It has many many uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell end

Arse

Cunt

Fanny

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Fud or twunt are my two top words. I use them daily numerous times "

Twunt is a favourite of mine too

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prrrrrick. You have to roll the r's though.

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By *oolsGoldxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Cunt!

It just sums some people up to a tee! "

But it’s Scotland.. where people can be good cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumbfuck... I rarely swore until I started using social media, doubt I'm alone there

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By *ye rolls matter!!Man
over a year ago

Glasgow area

My favourite swear word is definitely Cunt.

But as mentioned above... swearing at folk up here can be taken as a compliment too, but we all know when it's not a compliment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think there is a bad swear word , properly delivered and preceded by Bastardin is a favourite of mine , apart from Bastard obviously. Then you sound like a Tory MP trying to be cool ,

Another is using ”fuckin” in the midst of a word to like “Mrs D is Magfuckingnificent” lol

Cheque cashed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a favourite I swear like a trooper fuxk is probably my most used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh ladies swearing .....now that’s Magfuckingnificent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt!

It just sums some people up to a tee!

But it’s Scotland.. where people can be good cunts."

really?

Well I'm Irish, we keep things simple, a cunt is a always a cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posh ladies swearing .....now that’s Magfuckingnificent "

I'll give u a phone soon haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me get comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me get comfy "

(Passes the lotion and sock)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me get comfy

(Passes the lotion and sock) "

Tsk tsk Mrs D. Bin liner if you don’t mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 19/02/19 15:48:20]"

An arsehole use useful though .. blooming autocorrect grrrr

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Let me get comfy

(Passes the lotion and sock)

Tsk tsk Mrs D. Bin liner if you don’t mind "

Do you put the balls in too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me get comfy

(Passes the lotion and sock)

Tsk tsk Mrs D. Bin liner if you don’t mind

Do you put the balls in too? "

Calm yerself wummin....it's one of those wee mini pedal bins....not a wheelie bin

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Motherfucker

Love the aggressive way it sounds

Also watch way too many movies with this in it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me get comfy

(Passes the lotion and sock)

Tsk tsk Mrs D. Bin liner if you don’t mind

Do you put the balls in too? "

Only on request.....(@)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me get comfy

(Passes the lotion and sock)

Tsk tsk Mrs D. Bin liner if you don’t mind

Do you put the balls in too?

Calm yerself wummin....it's one of those wee mini pedal bins....not a wheelie bin "

Waaahaa never mock what you’ve never seen lol

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Fucktard

Douch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntnugget

Fucktard

Knobjockey

Arse raider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuntnugget

Fucktard

Knobjockey

Arse raider

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FECK!

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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

Whores abortion . = a rite fuck up

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Horses Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whores abortion . = a rite fuck up "

That is one of the worst things I've heard I think.

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

different ones apply better to different circumstances

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I've so many fav swear words but I'd prob have to go with "fucking" as when I'm chatting with mates I normally manage to squeeze it into every sentence.

I swear to much.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faen i helvete!

Sometimes its Good to be a norwegian and cheating the swear Jar for a swear fine lol

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Fkwit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus suffering fuck.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Whores abortion . = a rite fuck up "

That's terrible!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Up the with ..Made a right Whore O it...Or I had a whore of a good time.

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By *obertELeeMan
over a year ago

Montrose

Arsewipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankstain

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

At the football yesterday, many people heard a punter end a piece of sharply constructive criticism with, "... YA FUCKING TUBE".

It made me laugh a lot. What a brilliantly underrated insult that is.

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By *amperguyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Swear words or more commonly known as punctuation

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"At the football yesterday, many people heard a punter end a piece of sharply constructive criticism with, "... YA FUCKING TUBE".

It made me laugh a lot. What a brilliantly underrated insult that is. "

Not heard "tube" in years. I wonder why it's an insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the football yesterday, many people heard a punter end a piece of sharply constructive criticism with, "... YA FUCKING TUBE".

It made me laugh a lot. What a brilliantly underrated insult that is.

Not heard "tube" in years. I wonder why it's an insult "

This was our insult of choice at school.

Wonder if it's to do with the idea of the person's head being empty and vacuous?

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"At the football yesterday, many people heard a punter end a piece of sharply constructive criticism with, "... YA FUCKING TUBE".

It made me laugh a lot. What a brilliantly underrated insult that is.

Not heard "tube" in years. I wonder why it's an insult

This was our insult of choice at school.

Wonder if it's to do with the idea of the person's head being empty and vacuous?"

Everyone was either a tube or a square

Yeah that must be the reason for it

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's even funnier in the context of an overweight, unfit, middle aged man screaming this at a very fit, talented, 20-something professional athlete.

And before any of you cheeky fuckers say, no, it was not me. Although I am most definitely a lot closer to the former than the latter!

Enough.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Saying nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying nothing "

That's not like you!

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Saying nothing

That's not like you! "

I'm a quiet little thing

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

No favorite like them all apart from......im not saying which lazt time i made that mistake was bombarded with the word

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"No favorite like them all apart from......im not saying which lazt time i made that mistake was bombarded with the word "

Come on, what is it? We won't repeat it

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