FabSwingers.com forum: Arse or Ass

By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Is the Scottish tradition of having an Arse dying out and being replaced by the American ass?

Are you comfortable with it, what's your go to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always Arse!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I prefer good old arse

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By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

C'mon The Arses ....Yessss

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love a big round arse

K x

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By *tevej1111Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Love a sexy arse on a woman

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Love a big round arse

K x"

Me too. Although the trend for a kardashian arse is too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but Kim's is so out of proportion from her body it's freeky!!!

Surely that's not attractive is it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ass is used more in sexual terms " you've got a beautiful ass"....and arse is more for an insult "you're a fucking arse"

I like both.

Cannae beat a nice firm one to skelp or sink your teeth into.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Sorry but Kim's is so out of proportion from her body it's freeky!!!

Surely that's not attractive is it??"

Surely not, its like a comedy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but Kim's is so out of proportion from her body it's freeky!!!

Surely that's not attractive is it??"

I like curves and a full arse but she just looks fucking stupid.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Kim’s is ridiculous! I like a real one

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew!!

Not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

Salma Hayek....perfect curves....(slabber).

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By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

Salma Hayek....perfect curves....(slabber)."

didn't even know who she was. Aye no bad

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

Arse , my son says ass but he is a eejit watches too much American shit on that Netflix it corrupts the mind of the youth of today

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

Salma Hayek....perfect curves....(slabber).

didn't even know who she was. Aye no bad"

No bad.. ffs. Specsavers for you!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it"

Really?

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it"

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it"

If she is old and past it.. I'm willing to be her retirement home.

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!"

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago "

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!"

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest "

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!"

I think. Mr doggy could as well.. Especially if your bank balance looked like hers too.

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?"

I’m not a lesbian love

Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?

I’m not a lesbian love

Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city "

You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?

I’m not a lesbian love

Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city "

You can still appreciate someone's looks without wanting to fuck them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?

I’m not a lesbian love

Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city

You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?

K x"

I appreciate the hell out of you k... Am I a lesbian

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?

I’m not a lesbian love

Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city

You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?

K x"

Tbh I don’t really notice women just like a lot of men celebs esp the cast of river city all good lookers on that esp Bob n Angus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?

I’m not a lesbian love

Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city

You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?

K x

Tbh I don’t really notice women just like a lot of men celebs esp the cast of river city all good lookers on that esp Bob n Angus "

They'd convert me to vagitarinism in a heart beat but each to their own

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?

I’m not a lesbian love

Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city

You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?

K x

Tbh I don’t really notice women just like a lot of men celebs esp the cast of river city all good lookers on that esp Bob n Angus

They'd convert me to vagitarinism in a heart beat but each to their own

Would love a 3 some with Bob n Angus be a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christina Hendricks, bonus points for being a ginger as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Christina Hendricks, bonus points for being a ginger as well. "

Yeah...that's the colour if haur I want....but it makes me look lime a walking spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

She’s old n past it

Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!

She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago

She looks good though...you can't deny that!

Looks like a baboon to me to be honest

Don't hawd back now Karen!

Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?

I’m not a lesbian love

Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city

You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?

K x

Tbh I don’t really notice women just like a lot of men celebs esp the cast of river city all good lookers on that esp Bob n Angus

They'd convert me to vagitarinism in a heart beat but each to their own

I thought I'd already done that...

Sorry op.. Has to be arse All day long. As in the word. Ffs. That nearly went South.. Ffs.. Done it again. I'm off for a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* of hair

Christ, I'm turning into you Nekked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* of hair

Christ, I'm turning into you Nekked!"

Can't think of anyone better to be, personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* of hair

Christ, I'm turning into you Nekked!

Can't think of anyone better to be, personally.

Scratch that... Better to be the person having sex women he met here.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Definitely arse.

An ass is a donkey.

If jlo is past it then we're all fecked.

If the cast of river city is all that's available then I'd be a fully fledged vagitarian too!

Thinking on red heads... Kevin McKidd, Sam Heaughan and Christina Hendricks

and me

now there's a nice wee daydream

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely arse.

An ass is a donkey.

If jlo is past it then we're all fecked.

If the cast of river city is all that's available then I'd be a fully fledged vagitarian too!

Thinking on red heads... Kevin McKidd, Sam Heaughan and Christina Hendricks

and me

now there's a nice wee daydream

V x"

Take out Kevin and Sam.. And it's one I've had once or twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ass for me

arse sounds a bit rougher

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill

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By *eno2Man
over a year ago

Angus

It has to be Erse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has to be Erse

What about erchie

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By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..

Salma Hayek....perfect curves....(slabber).

didn't even know who she was. Aye no bad

No bad.. ffs. Specsavers for you!"

See Its a no bad cause it's been photoshopped and worked in with fillers probably.

In a non sexual way youv a better arse unless you tell me it's been photoshopped and fillers used. Yours for all intense purposes is the real deal so better.

women used to say I've. nice arse...bit it's behind me now....boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse, Arris, bahouki are all better than ass.

Bottom has a lovely sound to it also, more intimate some how.

I for one, am a huge bottom fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill

How does that work? Is it to do with the sway of the hips or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but Kim's is so out of proportion from her body it's freeky!!!

Surely that's not attractive is it??

Surely not, its like a comedy arse "

I’ve got lots of friends from other ethnicities who have bigger and far more pronounced ones than her and in their cultures it’s very attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would also like to point out that size isn't everything.

Pertness. Softeness. Firmness. Attitude.

All far more interesting than size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but Kim's is so out of proportion from her body it's freeky!!!

Surely that's not attractive is it??

Surely not, its like a comedy arse

I’ve got lots of friends from other ethnicities who have bigger and far more pronounced ones than her and in their cultures it’s very attractive "

I bet you their overall build is in proprtion though and therefore it can look good. Her's just looks fake as fuck imo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse...unless you're trying to sound like a teenage boy aiming for sexy and failing miserably

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

"I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill

How does that work? Is it to do with the sway of the hips or something?"
yip, posture etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill

How does that work? Is it to do with the sway of the hips or something?yip, posture etc."

That's some super power

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Either, I’m flexible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either, I’m flexible!"

Is that you telling us that you use both words and then boasting about a particular talent

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Depends how it's being used ( no pun intended).

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Either, I’m flexible!

Is that you telling us that you use both words and then boasting about a particular talent

Aye

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Either, I’m flexible!

Is that you telling us that you use both words and then boasting about a particular talent

Aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either, I’m flexible!

Is that you telling us that you use both words and then boasting about a particular talent

Aye"

Hmmmm... Need some proof of that I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a terrible arse and I am a terrible arse... it's what makes me me!!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

arse while swearing, particularly in an irish accent, ass when describing body part or small donkey/horse hybrids..

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

"I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill

How does that work? Is it to do with the sway of the hips or something?yip, posture etc.

That's some super power

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Does away with the 180 degree head turn like an owl, actually that’s a lie, still do the 180 degree head turn, to confirm my theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being both Scottish and American I enjoy using both, just depends on who I’m talking to and in what context which decides which one I use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever heard it in a sexual context but never heard a fellow Weegie say "Thon cunt err there is makin' a right ass 'a himself".

I don't think 'arse' is going to be replaced by 'ass' anytime soon, but I have noticed substitutions such as 'farter' in recent times.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...

More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...

More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing

V x"

Absolutely nailed it (so to speak)

When wife pissed off with me she shouts: "you're such an arse".

When wife in the middle of a sesh she whispers "fuck me in the ass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...

More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing

V x"

Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .

Classy chick like my good self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...

More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing

V x

Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .

Classy chick like my good self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...

More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing

V x

Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .

Classy chick like my good self

I'm as classy as Glasgow gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass when speaking in a complimentary fashion.

Arse when speaking in a derogatory fashion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...

More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing

V x

Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .

Classy chick like my good self

I'm as classy as Glasgow gets

Which shocks my snobby east coast sensibilities.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...

More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing

V x

Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .

Classy chick like my good self

That's a new phrase I'll never forget!

V x

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

“Yir arse” when not believing something, so yes said often while forum reading lol

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

It’s erse

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Yer erse

or You're an arse

That's the two and in the context i would use them

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

or don't be an arsehole

That's another one

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

torn the arse oot it, overdone

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