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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Car boot. Ya dirty minded deviants.. It's full of all kinds of useless crap.. (no, not chloroform, duct tape and clear plastic sheets.

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What do you really need to empty?

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm the same need to empty the stuff out of my car.... In for its mot tomo x

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

My coffee cup..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the same need to empty the stuff out of my car.... In for its mot tomo x"

Ooh.. Good. Luck. Hope it passes first time with no extra expenses

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Car boot. Ya dirty minded deviants.. It's full of all kinds of useless crap.. (no, not chloroform, duct tape and clear plastic sheets.

)...

What do you really need to empty? "

You can clean mine too. In fact the whole car needs a clean!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

My car, looked in back seat earlier n there’s a winter wardrobe on it

K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Car boot. Ya dirty minded deviants.. It's full of all kinds of useless crap.. (no, not chloroform, duct tape and clear plastic sheets.

)...

What do you really need to empty?

You can clean mine too. In fact the whole car needs a clean!"

Deal... All I'll ask is a nice cuppa and a few custard creams.. (the biscuit.. Not some kinky sex thing... Unless.

)

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"My car, looked in back seat earlier n there’s a winter wardrobe on it

K x"

Good scout! Be prepared!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Car is good for a change but the big kallax with all the kids' toys needs gutted

V x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Car boot. Ya dirty minded deviants.. It's full of all kinds of useless crap.. (no, not chloroform, duct tape and clear plastic sheets.

)...

What do you really need to empty?

You can clean mine too. In fact the whole car needs a clean!

Deal... All I'll ask is a nice cuppa and a few custard creams.. (the biscuit.. Not some kinky sex thing... Unless.

) "

You can do Ks at the same time and we’ll both give you a custard cream!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Car is good for a change but the big kallax with all the kids' toys needs gutted

V x"

Throw them all out V. They only want to play with remote controls, then PlayStations when they get older

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x"

Maybe I'll take a leaf out out of albues book and offer a naked car cleaning service.. I already have the name.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x

Maybe I'll take a leaf out out of albues book and offer a naked car cleaning service.. I already have the name.

It’s no really the weather for that

K x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x

Maybe I'll take a leaf out out of albues book and offer a naked car cleaning service.. I already have the name.

At least you’ve advertised your cost

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x

Maybe I'll take a leaf out out of albues book and offer a naked car cleaning service.. I already have the name.

It’s no really the weather for that

K x"

Don’t you talk him out of it!!!

My car is filthy!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Car is good for a change but the big kallax with all the kids' toys needs gutted

V x

Throw them all out V. They only want to play with remote controls, then PlayStations when they get older

I have so many pretty, bright, ethical, wooden toys though... Wait, the kids have them. They totally belong to the kids...

but aye, game controllers, remotes, my phone, cardboard boxes and a wicker basket are at the top of the played with list

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x

Maybe I'll take a leaf out out of albues book and offer a naked car cleaning service.. I already have the name.

It’s no really the weather for that

K x

Don’t you talk him out of it!!!

My car is filthy!"

I'm free in the morning.. Possibly... Do you have the biscuits? I'll start with clothes on and see what happens..

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x

Maybe I'll take a leaf out out of albues book and offer a naked car cleaning service.. I already have the name.

It’s no really the weather for that

K x

Don’t you talk him out of it!!!

My car is filthy!

I'm free in the morning.. Possibly... Do you have the biscuits? I'll start with clothes on and see what happens..

I’m not! Need to go biscuit shopping!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Car is good for a change but the big kallax with all the kids' toys needs gutted

V x

Throw them all out V. They only want to play with remote controls, then PlayStations when they get older

I have so many pretty, bright, ethical, wooden toys though... Wait, the kids have them. They totally belong to the kids...

but aye, game controllers, remotes, my phone, cardboard boxes and a wicker basket are at the top of the played with list

V x"

*whispers* baby sharkdooodooodooodooodooodoo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always empty your car before it goes into the garage......we do look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x

Maybe I'll take a leaf out out of albues book and offer a naked car cleaning service.. I already have the name.

It’s no really the weather for that

K x

Don’t you talk him out of it!!!

My car is filthy!

I'm free in the morning.. Possibly... Do you have the biscuits? I'll start with clothes on and see what happens..

I’m not! Need to go biscuit shopping!

Go tonight.. I might bump into you in asda and show which ones I like... Btw.. Should I bring a hoover or do you have access to something that has the power of a Dyson.

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

Need to empty my washing machine can’t be bothered hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to empty my washing machine can’t be bothered hun"

Don't bother walk around naked.. I do.

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By *reedMyHairyFannyWoman
over a year ago

"Need to empty my washing machine can’t be bothered hun

Don't bother walk around naked.. I do.

It’s fucking Baltic no chance I’ve got my thermals on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to empty my washing machine can’t be bothered hun

Don't bother walk around naked.. I do.

It’s fucking Baltic no chance I’ve got my thermals on "

Man up.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Need to empty my washing machine can’t be bothered hun

Don't bother walk around naked.. I do.

It’s fucking Baltic no chance I’ve got my thermals on

Man up.

You don't really want her to "man" up do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to empty my washing machine can’t be bothered hun

Don't bother walk around naked.. I do.

It’s fucking Baltic no chance I’ve got my thermals on

Man up.

You don't really want her to "man" up do you?

Nah.. You're right.. Btw when you've emptied your coffee cup, make me a cuppa please.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Need to empty my washing machine can’t be bothered hun

Don't bother walk around naked.. I do.

It’s fucking Baltic no chance I’ve got my thermals on

Man up.

You don't really want her to "man" up do you?

Nah.. You're right.. Btw when you've emptied your coffee cup, make me a cuppa please.

Which of my multiple selection of high class, gourmet teas would you prefer?

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Car boot. Ya dirty minded deviants.. It's full of all kinds of useless crap.. (no, not chloroform, duct tape and clear plastic sheets.

)...

What do you really need to empty?

You can clean mine too. In fact the whole car needs a clean!"
I do naked car cleaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to empty my washing machine can’t be bothered hun

Don't bother walk around naked.. I do.

It’s fucking Baltic no chance I’ve got my thermals on

Man up.

You don't really want her to "man" up do you?

Nah.. You're right.. Btw when you've emptied your coffee cup, make me a cuppa please.

Which of my multiple selection of high class, gourmet teas would you prefer?

Tetley or Earl Grey will suffice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Car boot. Ya dirty minded deviants.. It's full of all kinds of useless crap.. (no, not chloroform, duct tape and clear plastic sheets.

)...

What do you really need to empty?

You can clean mine too. In fact the whole car needs a clean!I do naked car cleaning"

Oi albie.. Start your own fucking thread.. Wait you have.. A few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to empty a hot guys balls

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I need to empty a hot guys balls

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pity I'm too old

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By *rMrsWTFCouple
over a year ago

Arbroath

Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"You organising a car cleaning social jack?

K x

Maybe I'll take a leaf out out of albues book and offer a naked car cleaning service.. I already have the name.

It’s no really the weather for that

I'll clean your car anytime

K x

Don’t you talk him out of it!!!

My car is filthy!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits "

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

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By *rMrsWTFCouple
over a year ago

Arbroath

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

I have jaffa cakes and I can make tea just how you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car boot. Ya dirty minded deviants.. It's full of all kinds of useless crap.. (no, not chloroform, duct tape and clear plastic sheets.

)...

What do you really need to empty? "

My bowels been bunged up for dats almost as full of as much shite as this post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

I have jaffa cakes and I can make tea just how you like it"

I believe that you have got yourself a deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Car boot. Ya dirty minded deviants.. It's full of all kinds of useless crap.. (no, not chloroform, duct tape and clear plastic sheets.

)...

What do you really need to empty?

My bowels been bunged up for dats almost as full of as much shite as this post

Have a double movicol, my treat and join in the fun.. Do you want your car cleaned. Haha. Xx

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

One of my guy's found a dildo in the glove box of a car lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxes of books. I need another bookcase.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing!

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! "
I do car cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank God I'm not the only o e with car problems then.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my guy's found a dildo in the glove box of a car lol "

I've got a spare. He can keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the answer..... Bowels?

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

I have jaffa cakes and I can make tea just how you like it"

Same way as i like my women...sweet warm and wet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

I have jaffa cakes and I can make tea just how you like it

Same way as i like my women...sweet warm and wet.

Wash your mouth out.. Polluting tea with sugar..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

I have jaffa cakes and I can make tea just how you like it

Same way as i like my women...sweet warm and wet.

Hate jaffa cakes but I like tbe sound of your women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

I have jaffa cakes and I can make tea just how you like it

Same way as i like my women...sweet warm and wet.

Hate jaffa cakes but I like tbe sound of your women

Puts you out of the running though doggy.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning "

Of course you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

I have jaffa cakes and I can make tea just how you like it

Same way as i like my women...sweet warm and wet.

Hate jaffa cakes but I like tbe sound of your women

Puts you out of the running though doggy.

And which part of that description doesn't apply to me bawsack?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning

Of course you do!

Free rim cleaning service thrown in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning

Of course you do!

Still waiting on my custard creams from you... Having a turn due to lack of sugar.. Made me send a message that resulted in me making a fanny out of myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whens the car washing meet happening? I'll even bake biscuits

I might be persuaded to do a "private cleaning" if you ask nicely and throw in a jaffa cake with the custard creams.

I have jaffa cakes and I can make tea just how you like it

Same way as i like my women...sweet warm and wet.

Hate jaffa cakes but I like tbe sound of your women

Puts you out of the running though doggy.

And which part of that description doesn't apply to me bawsack?!"

Let's just say meatloaf was wrong.. One out of three is piss poor.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning

Of course you do!

Still waiting on my custard creams from you... Having a turn due to lack of sugar.. Made me send a message that resulted in me making a fanny out of myself.

Told you...not my fault. You are a quality fud!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning

Of course you do!

Still waiting on my custard creams from you... Having a turn due to lack of sugar.. Made me send a message that resulted in me making a fanny out of myself.

Told you...not my fault. You are a quality fud!

Thanks for adding the word quality.. Just coz you say its not your fault doesn't make it so...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning

Of course you do!

Still waiting on my custard creams from you... Having a turn due to lack of sugar.. Made me send a message that resulted in me making a fanny out of myself.

Told you...not my fault. You are a quality fud!

Thanks for adding the word quality.. Just coz you say its not your fault doesn't make it so...

You messaged me asking a question that was meant for somebody else!!! Where does that become my fault? Hence you are a fanny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning

Of course you do!

Still waiting on my custard creams from you... Having a turn due to lack of sugar.. Made me send a message that resulted in me making a fanny out of myself.

Told you...not my fault. You are a quality fud!

Thanks for adding the word quality.. Just coz you say its not your fault doesn't make it so...

You messaged me asking a question that was meant for somebody else!!! Where does that become my fault? Hence you are a fanny!

Where's my custard creams.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning

Of course you do!

Still waiting on my custard creams from you... Having a turn due to lack of sugar.. Made me send a message that resulted in me making a fanny out of myself.

Told you...not my fault. You are a quality fud!

Thanks for adding the word quality.. Just coz you say its not your fault doesn't make it so...

You messaged me asking a question that was meant for somebody else!!! Where does that become my fault? Hence you are a fanny!

Where's my custard creams. "

In the shop!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inside my car is vile! Kids create crumbs from nothing! I do car cleaning

Of course you do!

Still waiting on my custard creams from you... Having a turn due to lack of sugar.. Made me send a message that resulted in me making a fanny out of myself.

Told you...not my fault. You are a quality fud!

Thanks for adding the word quality.. Just coz you say its not your fault doesn't make it so...

You messaged me asking a question that was meant for somebody else!!! Where does that become my fault? Hence you are a fanny!

Where's my custard creams.

In the shop!!!

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