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Time For A Thursday Rant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just seen a sikver Ford focus sport, decent car and spec.. But. It was absolutely ruined by bright pink "eyebrows" above the lights and bright pink "eyelashes" sticking up from the front of the bonnet.. Despite the fact that anatomically it is incorrect, it just looked utter shit... Whoever has that car must get a grip.. Aaaaaarrrrggghhh.... And breathe.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It would have gave me a laugh to be honest , nothing worth ranting about myself there’s worse going on in the world than the wee things that annoying me at the moment .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thighs oot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thighs oot!"

Wrong thread doggy. Hehe

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Pink nonono.. some of the black eyelashes are hilarious though

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

That's not a rant.

2/10

And eyelashes are only the same as an M3 badge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thighs oot!

Wrong thread doggy. Hehe "

Ha ha ha....dopey cunt

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x"

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. "

I indicate with my middle finger as I drive past folk like you

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. "

I'll make sure I keep that in mind when I run you over...

V x

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. "
To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible "

Checking for the police

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

As it’s been foggy a couple of times recently we can look forward to four weeks of whats that switch do sorts driving around annoying all who notice them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x"

Only problem with your shaggin waggon is you never stopped to pick me up... Scratch that... It's that you sped up once you saw the swimming pool size puddle in front of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible "

Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible

Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man. "

Naughty naughty naughty.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible

Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.

Naughty naughty naughty....."

Aye.. And you never sent me one either.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Lack of indicating is s bug bear of mine. And Fanny’s who swing out before turning a corner....’stay in your f*cking lane, ya wank stain!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lack of indicating is s bug bear of mine. And Fanny’s who swing out before turning a corner....’stay in your f*cking lane, ya wank stain!’"

Beauty of a rant.. Welcome back Janet..

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible

Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.

Naughty naughty naughty.....

Aye.. And you never sent me one either. "

I'm saving them

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Lack of indicating is s bug bear of mine. And Fanny’s who swing out before turning a corner....’stay in your f*cking lane, ya wank stain!’

Beauty of a rant.. Welcome back Janet.. "

Ty Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible

Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.

Naughty naughty naughty.....

Aye.. And you never sent me one either.

I'm saving them "

You know they don't roll over at the end of the month.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lack of indicating is s bug bear of mine. And Fanny’s who swing out before turning a corner....’stay in your f*cking lane, ya wank stain!’

Beauty of a rant.. Welcome back Janet..

Ty Jack "

You're welcome.. As long as I wasn't the person you were ranting about. Hehe.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible

Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.

Naughty naughty naughty.....

Aye.. And you never sent me one either.

I'm saving them

You know they don't roll over at the end of the month. "

They will if i tell them too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????

I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.

V x

Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible

Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.

Naughty naughty naughty.....

Aye.. And you never sent me one either.

I'm saving them

You know they don't roll over at the end of the month.

They will if i tell them too "

Ffs.. You have to lower the tone don't ya.

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