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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Win the most amount of winnings on the lotto

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

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Go more than a week without a timeout

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout "

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Win the most amount of winnings on the lotto "

Oh that's a very smart, good pick!

Makes my choice of growing my nails really long look rubbish now

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Most kisses in an hour.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout "

That's not in the book, come on devil keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Landspeed record

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Most kisses in an hour. "

With the same person or multiple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shampoo as many monkeys as I can in fifteen minutes

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Landspeed record "

Don't forget your parachute

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Shampoo as many monkeys as I can in fifteen minutes"

Head hair or all over body shampoo? How many do you think you'll manage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All over. I reckon 63.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats the best thing i’ve seen in fab so far.

Bravo

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"All over. I reckon 63."

Ooft that's some going

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Thats the best thing i’ve seen in fab so far.

Bravo"

You being cheeky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at all.

Very funny.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Not at all.

Very funny. "

The rolly eyes threw me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah my mistake. Was meant to be ‘looking up’ I really should put my glasses on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All over. I reckon 63.

Ooft that's some going "

62 would be a devastating failure

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout "

Think I might already be in it with most time spent on fab without a time out

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout

Think I might already be in it with most time spent on fab without a time out "

Yeah whatever .

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Ah my mistake. Was meant to be ‘looking up’ I really should put my glasses on. "

There you go

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout

Think I might already be in it with most time spent on fab without a time out "

Goodie two shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah my mistake. Was meant to be ‘looking up’ I really should put my glasses on.

There you go "

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout

Think I might already be in it with most time spent on fab without a time out

Goodie two shoes "

If its a forum bad boy yer after Fab Fem, im yer man , i spend more time on the naughty step than i do forumumuming. If thats a word.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout

Think I might already be in it with most time spent on fab without a time out

Goodie two shoes

If its a forum bad boy yer after Fab Fem, im yer man , i spend more time on the naughty step than i do forumumuming. If thats a word. "

Arguing with others over hobnob crumbs in your bed doesn't really strike me as a forum bad boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Person with the most face book bans lol

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout

Think I might already be in it with most time spent on fab without a time out

Goodie two shoes

If its a forum bad boy yer after Fab Fem, im yer man , i spend more time on the naughty step than i do forumumuming. If thats a word.

Arguing with others over hobnob crumbs in your bed doesn't really strike me as a forum bad boy "

Who ya talkin to beitch,

How was that

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout

Think I might already be in it with most time spent on fab without a time out

Goodie two shoes "

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

My dick was once in the Guinness book of records, then the librarian caught me and threatened to call the police

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break my dry spell I’m on(2 years no sex) hahah

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What would you want do to get in the Guinness world record books?

Go more than a week without a timeout

Think I might already be in it with most time spent on fab without a time out

Goodie two shoes

If its a forum bad boy yer after Fab Fem, im yer man , i spend more time on the naughty step than i do forumumuming. If thats a word.

Arguing with others over hobnob crumbs in your bed doesn't really strike me as a forum bad boy

Who ya talkin to beitch,

How was that "

Keep trying

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"My dick was once in the Guinness book of records, then the librarian caught me and threatened to call the police

John "

Please tell me you shut the book quickly in surprise at getting caught and trapped the wee fella in there

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Break my dry spell I’m on(2 years no sex) hahah"

Are you asking me to break it or just telling?

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My dick was once in the Guinness book of records, then the librarian caught me and threatened to call the police

John

Please tell me you shut the book quickly in surprise at getting caught and trapped the wee fella in there "

That's the only reason it looks so big at times, it's swollen from slamming the book shut on it

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Break my dry spell I’m on(2 years no sex) hahah

Are you asking me to break it or just telling? "

sounds ominous!

Sounds like "it" would get broken either way.

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"My dick was once in the Guinness book of records, then the librarian caught me and threatened to call the police

John

Please tell me you shut the book quickly in surprise at getting caught and trapped the wee fella in there

That's the only reason it looks so big at times, it's swollen from slamming the book shut on it

John "

Never noticed

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Break my dry spell I’m on(2 years no sex) hahah

Are you asking me to break it or just telling?

sounds ominous!

Sounds like "it" would get broken either way. "

"it" is going to get broken

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My dick was once in the Guinness book of records, then the librarian caught me and threatened to call the police

John

Please tell me you shut the book quickly in surprise at getting caught and trapped the wee fella in there

That's the only reason it looks so big at times, it's swollen from slamming the book shut on it

John

Never noticed "

Why would you?

John

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"My dick was once in the Guinness book of records, then the librarian caught me and threatened to call the police

John

Please tell me you shut the book quickly in surprise at getting caught and trapped the wee fella in there

That's the only reason it looks so big at times, it's swollen from slamming the book shut on it

John

Never noticed

Why would you?

John "

Exactly

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Break my dry spell I’m on(2 years no sex) hahah"

Feel your pain mate , but try 3 years and yes anyone wanting help would very much appreciated lol

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Break my dry spell I’m on(2 years no sex) hahah

Feel your pain mate , but try 3 years and yes anyone wanting help would very much appreciated lol "

We cant be putting that in the book, it's not the Guinness sex book of records.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probablly could get in with the largest semi wear collection for a guy.

I just csnt stop buying stuff...its my weakness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I mean swimwear.

Damn autocorrect.

What even is semi wear?

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By *ab fem OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Oops I mean swimwear.

Damn autocorrect.

What even is semi wear? "

Think I can see your semi from wear I'm sitting

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