FabSwingers.com forum: Unicorn

By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

How hard is it to find a magical unicorn I have been hunting for !! Rare indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neigh bother!

(I assume unicorns make horse noises?!

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

It's all to do with horse play lol

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

They are getting lots of name checks in the house of commons, but it may be phantom sightings of horses ass Michael Gove with the horn, wandering the corridors

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Funny thing, never seen a magic unicorn either but I've met plenty of people who've got the horn.

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

Sorry but this thread has made me giggle

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Sorry but this thread has made me giggle

Found one!!

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

"Sorry but this thread has made me giggle

Found one!! "

Shhhhhhh lol

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Sorry but this thread has made me giggle

Found one!!

Shhhhhhh lol"

*whispers* sorry

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

"Sorry but this thread has made me giggle

Found one!!

Shhhhhhh lol

*whispers* sorry

Mwah

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

How do?

How do? "

Stupid phone so so so

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was."

What did you think a unicorn was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

What did you think a unicorn was? "

A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

What did you think a unicorn was?

A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.

Think your mistaken there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

What did you think a unicorn was?

A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.

Think your mistaken there lol"

I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

What did you think a unicorn was?

A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.

Think your mistaken there lol

I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..

Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

What did you think a unicorn was?

A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.

Think your mistaken there lol

I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..

Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently

V x"

If you're blushing does that mean you are looking or are that woman.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Would it be fair to say Unicorns and snowballs don't go then ...

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

What did you think a unicorn was?

A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.

Think your mistaken there lol

I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..

Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently

V x

If you're blushing does that mean you are looking or are that woman.

Just an easily offended and impressionable newbie

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

What did you think a unicorn was?

A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.

Think your mistaken there lol

I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..

Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently

V x

If you're blushing does that mean you are looking or are that woman.

Just an easily offended and impressionable newbie

Sorry, halo slipped and I was struggling to breathe for a bit there before I got to the...

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.

What did you think a unicorn was?

A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.

Think your mistaken there lol

I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..

Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently

V x

If you're blushing does that mean you are looking or are that woman.

Just an easily offended and impressionable newbie

Sorry, halo slipped and I was struggling to breathe for a bit there before I got to the...

V x"

I think there's a thread somewhere about choking during sex.. Maybe you could give your expert opinion.

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By *obertELeeMan
over a year ago

Montrose

"How hard is it to find a magical unicorn I have been hunting for !! Rare indeed

First you'll have to unchain the Unicorn.

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

"How hard is it to find a magical unicorn I have been hunting for !! Rare indeed

First you'll have to unchain the Unicorn."

Well I can take the snow chains off my tyres now

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By *untastic4116Man
over a year ago

Hampshire

Ohhh, now I get it...... Have never met a unicorn who was not horney so I naturally assumed it was down to that

lmao

Seems like a fitting name to describe something rare and, lets face it, a lot more flattering than some of the other potential options such as "Rocking Horse S**t", "Pink Elephant" or "Flying Pig"... lol

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Sometimes the Unicorn finds you, they know where you are

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman
over a year ago

scotland

"Sometimes the Unicorn finds you, they know where you are

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By *eandyou20Couple
over a year ago

inverness

Really hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think. "

Your a single female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? "
No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on your own "

Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.

My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on your own

Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.

My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X

Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on

your own

Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.

My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X

Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about? "

I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes the Unicorn finds you, they know where you are

yip! x

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

The mystical unicorn otherwise known as who will shag my hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mystical unicorn otherwise known as who will shag my hubby

Or ‘play with my wife while I watch but she won’t let you touch’

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"The mystical unicorn otherwise known as who will shag my hubby

Or ‘play with my wife while I watch but she won’t let you touch’

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hell who said the wife wasnt "working.....at family.....hospital...or any other honestly plausible excuse"

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on

your own

Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.

My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X

Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?

I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling "

You flirting with me jack

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on

your own

Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.

My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X

Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?

I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling

You flirting with me jack"

Ive a Unicorn ...go see

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on

your own

Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.

My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X

Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?

I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling

You flirting with me jack"

Did I flirt ...wait till I ask better half as yes she was a unicorn lol

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on

your own

Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.

My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X

Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?

I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling

You flirting with me jack

Ive a Unicorn ...go see

U got a unicorn ?? Maybe horn don't need to see !

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.

Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.

Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on

your own

Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.

My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X

Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?

I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling

You flirting with me jack

Ive a Unicorn ...go see

U got a unicorn ?? Maybe horn don't need to see ! "

lol no, no horn

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Well is there any lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well is there any lol

Nope. Nothing to see at all.. all gone away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a unicorn

Shove it in the microwave for two minutes then take it to bed and I keeps me warm and cosy XX

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I’ve got a unicorn

Shove it in the microwave for two minutes then take it to bed and I keeps me warm and cosy XX

Wouldn't mind a unicorn to warm me up

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a unicorn too.

Kate

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Apparently my hubby has found me a unicorn !!! Pity it was out off eBay

Still guessing what it would be

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Be careful where ya stick the horn.

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By *tillGame4It OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Be careful where ya stick the horn.

I've a funny feeling I won't be able to ride this one

Lol

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