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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.

A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.

Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.

A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.

Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning? "

By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.

A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.

Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?

By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read! "

The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.

A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.

Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?

By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!

The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee "

Lots of people on Fab and the forums work nights so just going to bed in the morning,

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.

A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.

Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?

By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!

The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee

Lots of people on Fab and the forums work nights so just going to bed in the morning, "

True. Although having worked shifts for years, the last thing I’d want when I come home from a night shift is to broadcast a wank! I would be far from at my best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.

A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.

Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?

By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!

The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee

Lots of people on Fab and the forums work nights so just going to bed in the morning,

True. Although having worked shifts for years, the last thing I’d want when I come home from a night shift is to broadcast a wank! I would be far from at my best! "

That's cause you're a proper wanker ...You take this shit seriously....No half hearted ham shanks fae you!

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.

A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.

Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?

By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!

The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee

Lots of people on Fab and the forums work nights so just going to bed in the morning,

True. Although having worked shifts for years, the last thing I’d want when I come home from a night shift is to broadcast a wank! I would be far from at my best!

That's cause you're a proper wanker ...You take this shit seriously....No half hearted ham shanks fae you!"

If a (hand) job’s worth doing...

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Pre-children morning sex was the best thing ever. Never been fussed over a morning wank though. I'd rather have 10 more minutes of sleep

V x

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Pre-children morning sex was the best thing ever. Never been fussed over a morning wank though. I'd rather have 10 more minutes of sleep

V x"

Even more post-kids. Every minute of extra sleep is soooooo valuable!

It’s strange how your priorities change!!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Think most of them who post about it are just pulling yer plonker, mate.

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Think most of them who post about it are just pulling yer plonker, mate. "

It definitely looks like their own plonkers they’re pulling in camera...!

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