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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola" I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen) ![]() | |||
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"Would anyone be interested in wife and girlfriend shows? Where wags would be shown and judged,maybe even auctioned. Not being sexist as a male show and x gender would be on too?" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen) ![]() That's too pricey for me, she's all yours ![]() | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen) ![]() ![]() Onion bhaji then? ![]() | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen) ![]() ![]() ![]() That's awfy kind of you but you're welcome to her. I'll clean my own bathroom ![]() | |||
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"......going....." I'll raise you a curly wurly six pack. ![]() | |||
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"......going..... I'll raise you a curly wurly six pack. ![]() Nah Mr wants to keep this one incase she can cook. Looks like I just signed my own death warrant. | |||
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"......going..... I'll raise you a curly wurly six pack. ![]() Mr knows I'll cook for him anytime.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola" What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol" 51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me ![]() | |||
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"Im right into this idea, definitely. I will even start the bidding I offer £50 for someone to take MSD off my hands. Good bodywork and still got a few miles of pleasure left in her. ![]() ![]() ![]() Now we're cooking ...... | |||
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"Can we try before we buy ....just asking ![]() Try before you bid not buy lol all proceeds to a well known charity of course.... | |||
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"The film Taken springs to mind. " that's taken it a bit far lol.. | |||
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"Would anyone be interested in wife and girlfriend shows? Where wags would be shown and judged,maybe even auctioned. Not being sexist as a male show and x gender would be on too?" Just going to drop a “no” here. Maybe even a “hell, no!” | |||
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"Is this a joke? ![]() ![]() Tbf there's not much should be taken seriously on this forum ![]() | |||
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"Is this a joke? ![]() ![]() This is serious it would be great fun.... | |||
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"Is this a joke? ![]() ![]() seriously what exactly are you expecting from a winning bid | |||
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"Is this a joke? ![]() ![]() What ever you want long as it's done in front of everyone.... | |||
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"For me it’s a definite no... Not quite sure you will find many on the forums into this to be fair ....think it’s a very select group that would be into this." You guys would love it, you love putting on shows at the club and people watching, is there a difference? A chance to appreciate...and reward...imagine your bedroom walls adorned with winning rosettes from the shows.... | |||
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"For me it’s a definite no... Not quite sure you will find many on the forums into this to be fair ....think it’s a very select group that would be into this. You guys would love it, you love putting on shows at the club and people watching, is there a difference? A chance to appreciate...and reward...imagine your bedroom walls adorned with winning rosettes from the shows...." You obviously don’t know me lol putting on a show isn’t me , we don’t go to clubs for this reason. I am not a fan of being watched atall ...and I certainly wouldn’t want a wall of rosettes ....lol | |||
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"Not to mention if he did know you and it was true not exactly discreet ![]() Exactly | |||
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"For me it’s a definite no... Not quite sure you will find many on the forums into this to be fair ....think it’s a very select group that would be into this. You guys would love it, you love putting on shows at the club and people watching, is there a difference? A chance to appreciate...and reward...imagine your bedroom walls adorned with winning rosettes from the shows.... You obviously don’t know me lol putting on a show isn’t me , we don’t go to clubs for this reason. I am not a fan of being watched atall ...and I certainly wouldn’t want a wall of rosettes ....lol " Come on imagine your pride standing looking at your 1st place rosette from the Durham county show the home of swing. | |||
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"For me it’s a definite no... Not quite sure you will find many on the forums into this to be fair ....think it’s a very select group that would be into this. You guys would love it, you love putting on shows at the club and people watching, is there a difference? A chance to appreciate...and reward...imagine your bedroom walls adorned with winning rosettes from the shows.... You obviously don’t know me lol putting on a show isn’t me , we don’t go to clubs for this reason. I am not a fan of being watched atall ...and I certainly wouldn’t want a wall of rosettes ....lol Come on imagine your pride standing looking at your 1st place rosette from the Durham county show the home of swing." Really? Pride? I Just naw ![]() | |||
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"Wonder who we can get to be host and compare the show? Any funny guys out there." There are a few things I’d compare the suggestion too. Finding a compere might be, understandably, trickier. | |||
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"Wonder who we can get to be host and compare the show? Any funny guys out there. There are a few things I’d compare the suggestion too. Finding a compere might be, understandably, trickier. Oh dear a spelling mistake damn predictive text, I shall go to the bottom of the class and sit beside you with all your misplaced and inappropriately used comas." ![]() | |||
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"Wonder who we can get to be host and compare the show? Any funny guys out there. There are a few things I’d compare the suggestion too. Finding a compere might be, understandably, trickier. Oh dear a spelling mistake damn predictive text, I shall go to the bottom of the class and sit beside you with all your misplaced and inappropriately used comas. ![]() Touché. Still, not, keen, on, booody, rosettes, though. They’re for politicians and show ponies. | |||
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"Wonder who we can get to be host and compare the show? Any funny guys out there. There are a few things I’d compare the suggestion too. Finding a compere might be, Oh dear a spelling mistake damn predictive text, I shall go to the bottom of the class and sit beside you with all your misplaced and inappropriately used comas. ![]() Your a good egg QC I like a guy with a good sense of humour. I think my niece has some rosette s from the pony club am going to swipe some next time I am round then I need someone to model them ... ![]() | |||
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"This sounds a good idea id be keen ??" You got a nice one to show Dan? | |||
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"I watch " Budge up albie, you sharing your marshmallows? | |||
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"I've had mine at the hairdresser and the sunbeds and she's ready to show ..... ![]() Sounds like she's made an effort. What about you? | |||
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"I remember a few years ago there was a big social on here and the plan was to auction off some guys... " Did it ever happen? Here you look like real show material you obviously love showing yourself? Nice. | |||
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"I've had mine at the hairdresser and the sunbeds and she's ready to show ..... ![]() None what so ever! | |||
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"I remember a few years ago there was a big social on here and the plan was to auction off some guys... Did it ever happen? Here you look like real show material you obviously love showing yourself? Nice." I don't know if it went ahead, I don't go to the socials. | |||
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"I've had mine at the hairdresser and the sunbeds and she's ready to show ..... ![]() I was trying to think of a smart arse reply but that actually made me ![]() | |||
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"So when's your auction? You better save me a place! " You bidding or selling? £ | |||
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"So when's your auction? You better save me a place! You bidding or selling? £" Spectator. I need to see this perma tanned dolly bird of a wife | |||
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"So when's your auction? You better save me a place! You bidding or selling? £ Spectator. I need to see this perma tanned dolly bird of a wife " There was me hoping you were going to buy me to use as well....I should have lived in Roman times.. ![]() | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola" can you still get Curries Cola loved it | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries colacan you still get Curries Cola loved it" Hi kongstrong gee you must be strong didn't realise what your pic was,till I stuck me glasses on, fuck that's some lollipop your licking...maybe one for the show.???? | |||
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with" Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction. | |||
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction." I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event. Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot? | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen) ![]() Naan bread. Is that bread for your granny? ![]() | |||
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction. I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event. Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot?" 10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you! | |||
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction. I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event. Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot? 10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you!" In that case pass the Mars Bars....can't be making life too easy for you! | |||
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction. I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event. Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot? 10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you!" We’re not interested in the auction, but would be interested in seeing you bench 126kg! ![]() | |||
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction. I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event. Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot? 10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you! We’re not interested in the auction, but would be interested in seeing you bench 126kg! ![]() Depends, if he’s tiny be impressive but not much more than my weight so.... meh Resurrection as a lifting thread lol | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol 51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me ![]() Can you still get Chelsea Whoppers? | |||
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction. I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event. Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot? 10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you! We’re not interested in the auction, but would be interested in seeing you bench 126kg! ![]() Doesn't sound very exciting. | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol 51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me ![]() | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol 51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me ![]() What the fuck are these Chelsea whopper s is it legal.... | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol 51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me ![]() Sure can. On eBay. ![]() | |||
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol 51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me ![]() ![]() Aye ok smartie, you can also buy a Mongolian Deel on eBay and I've not got a fucking clue what that is either. | |||
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"And who get the proceeds of these "auctions". And what would the auctioned individual be expected to do after the winner had paid their fee. And could you sound anymore like a pimp? " Could I sound more like a pump? yes probably! And if you had read previous posts instead of just putting the boot in you would see all proceeds would go to charity. And as for what to do? use your imagination. Lol | |||
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"I don't bid I just take what I want like a badass" What you mean you won't play you 'll just take. What kind of fabber are you ??? | |||
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