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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You going to live on Mars?

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bye x

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Is this Glasgow Airport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why?"

Because the OP likes the boabie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why?

Because the OP likes the boabie.. "

Meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh"

Welcome to the big leagues.. We don't pay over inflated prices for mediocre foreigners. . (mainly coz we don't have the cash or the stature. )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Strop over cant be arsed not letting you folks break my spirit life is a lesson

Todays lesson go back to normal refuse to chase its much easier

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Strop over cant be arsed not letting you folks break my spirit life is a lesson

Todays lesson go back to normal refuse to chase its much easier"

Just cos someone doesn't want your dick in their vag it isn't the end of the world.

Enjoy your shandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strop over cant be arsed not letting you folks break my spirit life is a lesson

Todays lesson go back to normal refuse to chase its much easier

Just cos someone doesn't want your dick in their vag it isn't the end of the world.

Enjoy your shandy "

It is for PMF... Scottish woman are his superpowers kryptonite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Strop over cant be arsed not letting you folks break my spirit life is a lesson

Todays lesson go back to normal refuse to chase its much easier

Just cos someone doesn't want your dick in their vag it isn't the end of the world.

Enjoy your shandy "

i know i know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Strop over cant be arsed not letting you folks break my spirit life is a lesson

Todays lesson go back to normal refuse to chase its much easier

Just cos someone doesn't want your dick in their vag it isn't the end of the world.

Enjoy your shandy

It is for PMF... Scottish woman are his superpowers kryptonite. "

seems so well u learn something new everyday first time for everything

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You given up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up? "

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up? "
no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.) "

Like i said was bound to happen one day they cant all say yes to me i suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up? no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink"

You do know that drinking isn't a problem for the Scottish.

Maybe it's whay was offered to drink.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"You given up? no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink"

Nope, or there's a special word for that the forum doesn't like and gets you a ban

You tried.

Don't forget your passport

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up? no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink

You do know that drinking isn't a problem for the Scottish.

Maybe it's whay was offered to drink. "

Its cool like i said before im one of few guys in the world can say it and it be true its not my loss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up? no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink

Nope, or there's a special word for that the forum doesn't like and gets you a ban

You tried.

Don't forget your passport

V x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up? no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink

You do know that drinking isn't a problem for the Scottish.

Maybe it's whay was offered to drink.

Its cool like i said before im one of few guys in the world can say it and it be true its not my loss "

At least you're humble enough to have learnt a lesson or two.

(one being that you're no match for the "home team")... Although my away game seems to be giving you a good game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up? no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink

You do know that drinking isn't a problem for the Scottish.

Maybe it's whay was offered to drink.

Its cool like i said before im one of few guys in the world can say it and it be true its not my loss

At least you're humble enough to have learnt a lesson or two.

(one being that you're no match for the "home team")... Although my away game seems to be giving you a good game. "

Suppose girls gotta earn a living too

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As me ole Dad used to tell me:

“You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead”.

How very wise.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.) "

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You given up? no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink"

Sorry its not worked out for you. You'll be glad to get back to fending those women off back home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up? no im just done chasing is all its not in my nature im too old for all that il go back to being myself and having girls message me first like used to happen but im in no rush il get d*unk and go home in the morning having learned lessons

You can lead horses to water but cannot make em drink

Sorry its not worked out for you. You'll be glad to get back to fending those women off back home "

no danger is what it is next time il plan earlier is all

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Sorry its not worked out for you. You'll be glad to get back to fending those women off back home no danger is what it is next time il plan earlier is all "

Good plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Sorry its not worked out for you. You'll be glad to get back to fending those women off back home no danger is what it is next time il plan earlier is all

Good plan "

its what i usually do just a bit rushed this week had a couple fall thru so panic ensued is what is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny "

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. "

i do yip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip"

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. *

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Ffs I thought this was the departure lounge

But reading on it seems to be the pram shop the amount of toys being thrown out them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. * "

You whispered that too loud.

Can you not have a manly drink with him jack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs I thought this was the departure lounge

But reading on it seems to be the pram shop the amount of toys being thrown out them "

Oi you... No toys.. Just a pissing contest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. *

You whispered that too loud.

Can you not have a manly drink with him jack?"

Need to sort out a manly man for him first..

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. * "

Im a sucker for a sad story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. *

Im a sucker for a sad story "

Have you read about how shit my day was?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. * "

na im good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. *

Im a sucker for a sad story "

il live

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. * na im good"

He never wanted a sympathy vote , he wanted a shag, wether it came as a result of a sympathy shag or extraordinary patter he wouldnt have minded.

Remember i warned ya

You can take our lands and freedom

But you cant take our women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. * na im good

He never wanted a sympathy vote , he wanted a shag, wether it came as a result of a sympathy shag or extraordinary patter he wouldnt have minded.

"

So do three quarters of the Scottish guys, to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. * na im good

He never wanted a sympathy vote , he wanted a shag, wether it came as a result of a sympathy shag or extraordinary patter he wouldnt have minded.

Remember i warned ya

You can take our lands and freedom

But you cant take our women. "

don't do sympathy sex its dull and pointless i wont lower my standards no matter how much they beg

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. * na im good

He never wanted a sympathy vote , he wanted a shag, wether it came as a result of a sympathy shag or extraordinary patter he wouldnt have minded.

Remember i warned ya

You can take our lands and freedom

But you cant take our women. don't do sympathy sex its dull and pointless i wont lower my standards no matter how much they beg"

*Produces gag and pony tail butt plug* Something about this whole thread makes my thwack sense tingle..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You given up?

He scurried back down to the lounge for some validation... Seems the Scottish woman have higher standards. (which we knew anyway.)

Aww shoosh. His threads have been funny

He knows I'm having a laugh with him and it's not to be taken seriously.. i do yip

*whispers you shoukd have pretended to be "butt hurt" and said no.. Maybe got a sympathy vote. * na im good

He never wanted a sympathy vote , he wanted a shag, wether it came as a result of a sympathy shag or extraordinary patter he wouldnt have minded.

Remember i warned ya

You can take our lands and freedom

But you cant take our women. don't do sympathy sex its dull and pointless i wont lower my standards no matter how much they beg

*Produces gag and pony tail butt plug* Something about this whole thread makes my thwack sense tingle.. "

dunno what that means but enjoy ya but plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a thwack sense?

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"What's a thwack sense?"

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking "

Again in ENGLISH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

Again in ENGLISH "

She's gonna "go postal" on your ass with paddle.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

Again in ENGLISH "

An irreverent spanking with whatever implement comes to hand, be it a wooden spoon, rolled up magazine or specially designated piece of equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

Again in ENGLISH

An irreverent spanking with whatever implement comes to hand, be it a wooden spoon, rolled up magazine or specially designated piece of equipment. "

Exactly what I said. Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

Again in ENGLISH

An irreverent spanking with whatever implement comes to hand, be it a wooden spoon, rolled up magazine or specially designated piece of equipment. "

Na i dont take spankings love not my bag il pass

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

Again in ENGLISH

An irreverent spanking with whatever implement comes to hand, be it a wooden spoon, rolled up magazine or specially designated piece of equipment.

Na i dont take spankings love not my bag il pass "

Wasn’t offering merely pointing out that your comments on sympathy sex and following phrase “how they beg” irks me somewhat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

Again in ENGLISH

An irreverent spanking with whatever implement comes to hand, be it a wooden spoon, rolled up magazine or specially designated piece of equipment.

Na i dont take spankings love not my bag il pass

Wasn’t offering merely pointing out that your comments on sympathy sex and following phrase “how they beg” irks me somewhat. "

u wont be the last and deffo not the first girl iv irked

Sorry not sorry

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

Again in ENGLISH

An irreverent spanking with whatever implement comes to hand, be it a wooden spoon, rolled up magazine or specially designated piece of equipment.

Na i dont take spankings love not my bag il pass

Wasn’t offering merely pointing out that your comments on sympathy sex and following phrase “how they beg” irks me somewhat. u wont be the last and deffo not the first girl iv irked

Sorry not sorry"

Enjoy your drinkies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a thwack sense?

The sense that someone needs a good thwacking

Again in ENGLISH

An irreverent spanking with whatever implement comes to hand, be it a wooden spoon, rolled up magazine or specially designated piece of equipment.

Na i dont take spankings love not my bag il pass

Wasn’t offering merely pointing out that your comments on sympathy sex and following phrase “how they beg” irks me somewhat. u wont be the last and deffo not the first girl iv irked

Sorry not sorry

Enjoy your drinkies "

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