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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The use of socks as a (I’m sorry in advance for the colourful phrase) ‘cum rag’ was alluded to in another thread.

I have to say that never in my nearly four decades on this planet have I ever used a sock.

It has never occurred to me to do so - it’s either a waste of a clean sock, or introducing used sock foot ick to an otherwise hygienic area. Why would you do this?

Is it just the stuff of American films? Is it something you prefer to use if you’re circumcised (as the bulk of the males in the USA are)?

I can’t imagine that it’s particularly comfortable either.

For those advocates of this method of personal spill-mopping, is it a dying art, given that “the young team” (technical term) seem to be wearing socks less and less (I don’t pretend to be a fashionista, but I’ve noticed the skinny jeans/exposed spindly ankle look seems to be popular)?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Softer than curtains

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Softer than curtains "

Depends on the theatre....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prob depend if their mammys use fabric conditioner or not

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains "

Somewhere new to fly my drone. Hehe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains "
Aye Aye lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains "
ouch blinds are painful

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains ouch blinds are painful "

Roman blinds should be ok, as long as you don’t get tangled in the cord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains "

Is that a euphemism??

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains ouch blinds are painful "

Wooden shutters

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains "

This quote, in isolation, is my favourite of the day

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains

This quote, in isolation, is my favourite of the day "

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains "

Towels on boil wash then.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Why are we not allowed to post memes here...

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains

Towels on boil wash then. "

"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains

Towels on boil wash then.

"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?""

https://youtu.be/-O4XqvO0Eec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The use of socks as a (I’m sorry in advance for the colourful phrase) ‘cum rag’ was alluded to in another thread.

I have to say that never in my nearly four decades on this planet have I ever used a sock.

It has never occurred to me to do so - it’s either a waste of a clean sock, or introducing used sock foot ick to an otherwise hygienic area. Why would you do this?

Is it just the stuff of American films? Is it something you prefer to use if you’re circumcised (as the bulk of the males in the USA are)?

I can’t imagine that it’s particularly comfortable either.

For those advocates of this method of personal spill-mopping, is it a dying art, given that “the young team” (technical term) seem to be wearing socks less and less (I don’t pretend to be a fashionista, but I’ve noticed the skinny jeans/exposed spindly ankle look seems to be popular)? "

What do you use? A wee lace doily?

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains

Towels on boil wash then.

"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?"

https://youtu.be/-O4XqvO0Eec

"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQg1ZP3lqE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The use of socks as a (I’m sorry in advance for the colourful phrase) ‘cum rag’ was alluded to in another thread.

I have to say that never in my nearly four decades on this planet have I ever used a sock.

It has never occurred to me to do so - it’s either a waste of a clean sock, or introducing used sock foot ick to an otherwise hygienic area. Why would you do this?

Is it just the stuff of American films? Is it something you prefer to use if you’re circumcised (as the bulk of the males in the USA are)?

I can’t imagine that it’s particularly comfortable either.

For those advocates of this method of personal spill-mopping, is it a dying art, given that “the young team” (technical term) seem to be wearing socks less and less (I don’t pretend to be a fashionista, but I’ve noticed the skinny jeans/exposed spindly ankle look seems to be popular)?

What do you use? A wee lace doily? "

Don't they wear trainer socks.. That are below the ankle.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains

Towels on boil wash then.

"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?"

https://youtu.be/-O4XqvO0Eec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQg1ZP3lqE "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x"

Hawd oan a wee minute....does this actually explain the mystery of all the odd fucking socks in my washing? The big fella has still been ripping the heid aff it all these years?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x

Hawd oan a wee minute....does this actually explain the mystery of all the odd fucking socks in my washing? The big fella has still been ripping the heid aff it all these years?"

Just wait a few years, doggy... have a look at the YouTube bit picti posted!

V x

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The use of socks as a (I’m sorry in advance for the colourful phrase) ‘cum rag’ was alluded to in another thread.

I have to say that never in my nearly four decades on this planet have I ever used a sock.

It has never occurred to me to do so - it’s either a waste of a clean sock, or introducing used sock foot ick to an otherwise hygienic area. Why would you do this?

Is it just the stuff of American films? Is it something you prefer to use if you’re circumcised (as the bulk of the males in the USA are)?

I can’t imagine that it’s particularly comfortable either.

For those advocates of this method of personal spill-mopping, is it a dying art, given that “the young team” (technical term) seem to be wearing socks less and less (I don’t pretend to be a fashionista, but I’ve noticed the skinny jeans/exposed spindly ankle look seems to be popular)?

What do you use? A wee lace doily? "

I tend to prefer an old fashioned hankie. I’m traditional like that.

Plus, cotton is very gentle!

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x"

My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x

Hawd oan a wee minute....does this actually explain the mystery of all the odd fucking socks in my washing? The big fella has still been ripping the heid aff it all these years?

Just wait a few years, doggy... have a look at the YouTube bit picti posted!

V x"

No. No. No. Not my boy

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains

Towels on boil wash then.

"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?""

Was a good film, fav part was in the dress shop, then squatting in the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Softer than curtains "

Defo No sniffing yours

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x

My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though? "

Don't tell me you've never heard of a posh wank in the wilds od dunfermline????

V x

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x

My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though?

Don't tell me you've never heard of a posh wank in the wilds od dunfermline????

V x"

I’ll have you know, I’m not from round here. My posh wanks were all done in the suburbs of Edinburgh!!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x

My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though?

Don't tell me you've never heard of a posh wank in the wilds od dunfermline????

V x

I’ll have you know, I’m not from round here. My posh wanks were all done in the suburbs of Edinburgh!! "

Well they are particularly posh wanks then!

V x

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x

My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though?

Don't tell me you've never heard of a posh wank in the wilds od dunfermline????

V x

I’ll have you know, I’m not from round here. My posh wanks were all done in the suburbs of Edinburgh!!

Well they are particularly posh wanks then!

V x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her "

Far more environmentally friendly too

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her "

What if you both went commando.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her

What if you both went commando. "

His tee shirt would be next option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her

What if you both went commando.

His tee shirt would be next option "

The drive home would be more enjoyable if your t-shirt was used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her

What if you both went commando.

His tee shirt would be next option

The drive home would be more enjoyable if your t-shirt was used. "

no chance like I’m letting any guy wipe his cock on my tops or anything else for that matter ! His fault for not being prepared ! Dibdib and all that ! Us parents always have essentials like wipes and plasters in the car

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny."

Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?

I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank

V x

Hawd oan a wee minute....does this actually explain the mystery of all the odd fucking socks in my washing? The big fella has still been ripping the heid aff it all these years?"

too funny

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.

Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it...."

Ah now I’m thinking punch is beating off my Judy sock puppet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.

Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it...."

sooty or sweep ...now have visions

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.

Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it....

sooty or sweep ...now have visions "

Don’t forget poor Soo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.

Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it....

sooty or sweep ...now have visions

Don’t forget poor Soo!"

lol awe God and her annoying voice...be happy for her to be used lol

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.

Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it....

sooty or sweep ...now have visions

Don’t forget poor Soo!

lol awe God and her annoying voice...be happy for her to be used lol "

Izzy, wizzy lets get busy

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By *teve_it_alone OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.

Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it....

sooty or sweep ...now have visions

Don’t forget poor Soo!

lol awe God and her annoying voice...be happy for her to be used lol "

She was quite irritating, to be fair...

I’m sure she and Matthew Corbett has a side hustle going on....

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