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over a year ago

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Should we be excited about your arrival??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s why it’s raining again !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should we be excited about your arrival??"
if u get a phantom minge twinge thats me crossing the border

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Got your passport?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Bathgate's been shut down lol X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got your passport? "
dont start that again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bathgate's been shut down lol X

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Thats what happens when royalty arrives

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Everything should smell of fresh paint for your arrival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything should smell of bullshit for your arrival "

Oh V... Wash your mouth out.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Everything should smell of bullshit for your arrival

Oh V... Wash your mouth out. "

Well it is Bathgate... Lots of fields around it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should we be excited about your arrival??if u get a phantom minge twinge thats me crossing the border "

Thought that was just ny Canestan kicking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well OP... Seems like you better have packed your own entertainment, gas mask, stab jacket, bullet proof vest and had all your inoculations... Maybe just turn around and go home... No job is worth that.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Well OP... Seems like you better have packed your own entertainment, gas mask, stab jacket, bullet proof vest and had all your inoculations... Maybe just turn around and go home... No job is worth that. "

We can recommend the carvery though lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well OP... Seems like you better have packed your own entertainment, gas mask, stab jacket, bullet proof vest and had all your inoculations... Maybe just turn around and go home... No job is worth that.

We can recommend the carvery though lol X "

Aye... It wasn't bad... Depends on the company though.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Well OP... Seems like you better have packed your own entertainment, gas mask, stab jacket, bullet proof vest and had all your inoculations... Maybe just turn around and go home... No job is worth that.

We can recommend the carvery though lol X

Aye... It wasn't bad... Depends on the company though. "

Aye, not going going out with Shergar and Johnny ever again ...

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over a year ago

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By *ally dugsCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Well OP... Seems like you better have packed your own entertainment, gas mask, stab jacket, bullet proof vest and had all your inoculations... Maybe just turn around and go home... No job is worth that.

We can recommend the carvery though lol X "

Does your bullet proof vest have a hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well OP... Seems like you better have packed your own entertainment, gas mask, stab jacket, bullet proof vest and had all your inoculations... Maybe just turn around and go home... No job is worth that.

We can recommend the carvery though lol X

Does your bullet proof vest have a hood "

Of course... But am I really THAT fugly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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So did you find bathgate then... It's a bit like "hotel california." you can check out anytime you want.. But you can never leave. Hehe..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still on way

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Got your passport? dont start that again "

I kinda got that one, when I was coming back down again.

this is what I got

Another imigrant worker about to leave town,

and

They might not let him back into Englandshire after being away so long.

with offers to smuggle me across the border.

Will be going back up soon to do more work.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Dont worry about all these weird Scots OP

Im a Welshman up here and they ALL love me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont worry about all these weird Scots OP

Im a Welshman up here and they ALL love me. "

We'd swap you for the Englishman.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Dont worry about all these weird Scots OP

Im a Welshman up here and they ALL love me.

We'd swap you for the Englishman. "

Oi you wash yer mouth out or I'll burn yer Fab bar down .

Oops did i say that out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont worry about all these weird Scots OP

Im a Welshman up here and they ALL love me.

We'd swap you for the Englishman.

Oi you wash yer mouth out or I'll burn yer Fab bar down .

Oops did i say that out loud. "

I'll split the insurance money.. 70%-30%.. In my favour I'd course.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I was giving scotish roofers some stick whilst there.

He was younger than me and I couldnt resist the buildings sites piss take with them.

Had them both in stitches .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Blake the snake has arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont worry about all these weird Scots OP

Im a Welshman up here and they ALL love me.

We'd swap you for the Englishman. "

Not an englishman im a yorkshireman different pedegree breed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondered why I heard the locking of doors and windows en masse

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Wondered why I heard the locking of doors and windows en masse "

Yea it’s gotten really quiet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wondered why I heard the locking of doors and windows en masse "
i smell intimidation dont worry son im only here 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondered why I heard the locking of doors and windows en masse "

I'm waiting for the six o'clock news to show the line of woman outside the hotel... All hoping it's their long lost brother they'll be humping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondered why I heard the locking of doors and windows en masse i smell intimidation dont worry son im only here 2 days "

Son?

This is the Mrs.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Wondered why I heard the locking of doors and windows en masse i smell intimidation dont worry son im only here 2 days "

Ahahahahaha talking to Doggy like that you really are having a laugh thinking you'll last 2 days. I'd be impressed if you got to 2 hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wondered why I heard the locking of doors and windows en masse i smell intimidation dont worry son im only here 2 days

Son?

This is the Mrs."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

come on girls if this were liverpool id be knee deep by now im very disapointed in your commitment

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


" come on girls if this were liverpool id be knee deep by now im very disapointed in your commitment "

A few issues with that...

1. Bathgate is a relatively small town, especially when compared to Liverpool

2. It's a Monday night. People have work/kids/other commitments

3. Not all of your target audience will read the forum to see your posts

4. Even fewer, including regular forumites, look at the lounge etc so they're not aware of your notoriety maybe that one works in your favour though

V x

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Pull my finger think he lives in a lynx advert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" come on girls if this were liverpool id be knee deep by now im very disapointed in your commitment

A few issues with that...

1. Bathgate is a relatively small town, especially when compared to Liverpool

2. It's a Monday night. People have work/kids/other commitments

3. Not all of your target audience will read the forum to see your posts

4. Even fewer, including regular forumites, look at the lounge etc so they're not aware of your notoriety maybe that one works in your favour though

V x"

And perhaps liver birds aren’t fussy or maybe a tad cock hungry (polite way of saying easy sluts)

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


" come on girls if this were liverpool id be knee deep by now im very disapointed in your commitment

A few issues with that...

1. Bathgate is a relatively small town, especially when compared to Liverpool

2. It's a Monday night. People have work/kids/other commitments

3. Not all of your target audience will read the forum to see your posts

4. Even fewer, including regular forumites, look at the lounge etc so they're not aware of your notoriety maybe that one works in your favour though

V x"

You tell him mrs

They can take our lands

They can take our freedom

But they will never take

Our wummmmmmmmmmmmmmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull my finger think he lives in a lynx advert?"

"Where's ma biatches at?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" come on girls if this were liverpool id be knee deep by now im very disapointed in your commitment

A few issues with that...

1. Bathgate is a relatively small town, especially when compared to Liverpool

2. It's a Monday night. People have work/kids/other commitments

3. Not all of your target audience will read the forum to see your posts

4. Even fewer, including regular forumites, look at the lounge etc so they're not aware of your notoriety maybe that one works in your favour though

V x

You tell him mrs

They can take our lands

They can take our freedom

But they will never take

Our wummmmmmmmmmmmmmen "

Shame he doesn't play the pink oboe....we could have got shot of a few of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pull my finger think he lives in a lynx advert?"

Thats the reality normally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" come on girls if this were liverpool id be knee deep by now im very disapointed in your commitment

A few issues with that...

1. Bathgate is a relatively small town, especially when compared to Liverpool

2. It's a Monday night. People have work/kids/other commitments

3. Not all of your target audience will read the forum to see your posts

4. Even fewer, including regular forumites, look at the lounge etc so they're not aware of your notoriety maybe that one works in your favour though

V x"

fair call stuck in the middle of nowhere has its drawbacks

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I feel a little queasy after hedevil agreed with me on something even if it wasn't quite the point I was making

Might have had more luck in Edinburgh or Glasgow. Especially in the meets section rather than all the way down here. Head to a pub tomorrow night and try your luck the 1912 should have a few single ladies.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel a little queasy after hedevil agreed with me on something even if it wasn't quite the point I was making

Might have had more luck in Edinburgh or Glasgow. Especially in the meets section rather than all the way down here. Head to a pub tomorrow night and try your luck the 1912 should have a few single ladies.

V x"

cheers

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