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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Weirdest and best places you’ve had sex/foreplay.

Myself weirdest would have to be in a bus stop.

And the best my bed obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wierdest: In a coffin at a party in a squatted funeral directors. She was very much alive!!

Best...hmm, extremely hard to choose. I'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wierdest: In a coffin at a party in a squatted funeral directors. She was very much alive!!

Best...hmm, extremely hard to choose. I'll be back. "

Your weirdest sounds crazy! Sounds very naughty though! Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest - in a random persons garden...

Best - on a sofa bed (surprisingly) - garden wasn’t too shabby either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weirdest - in a random persons garden...

Best - on a sofa bed (surprisingly) - garden wasn’t too shabby either

Where you sober for the weirdest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest- campsite shower blocks

Best- Hotel rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest- have to say next to a graveyard

Best & Hottest - wbile staying over in a hotel where we used every room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest, the laundry of a large hotel in Perthshire,

Best, a hotel in Amsterdam.

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By *parks2020Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

In office of mrs manger on his desk

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Weirdest ; in a phone box many years ago

Best : hotel suite in Vegas

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By *oodguyeddieMan
over a year ago

l36

On the village bowling green and also on top of the practice netting at the local cricket club

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

In a British legion club, wont say where to spare the manageress,s blushes .

And theres no place like home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone box when I was 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changing room of a shop in Stirling. On a golf course on a gorgeous summer night. Student union. In a park. Lol a few good ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest flat roof of a co-op haha

Best - dungeons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest place was either my former bosses desk or on the bar of a Glasgow pub.

Best was a dungeon. (Not with the above poster I'd hasten to add)

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Weirdest: tenement roof in the West End (early 20's), & more recently, parked in a lay by during the day.

Best: in a hotel.

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I was once wanked off by the female half of a couple in a taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest: In a sex shop in Amsterdam.

Best: Too many times to remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest - in a random persons garden...

Best - on a sofa bed (surprisingly) - garden wasn’t too shabby either

Where you sober for the weirdest?

I sobered up pretty quickly for sure..was one of the my best too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest--random persons garden. (seems like a popular choice)

Best- hotel balcony in turkey

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By *loobookMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Weirdest would be top of the wallace monument and coming down ben nevis in the escalator car

think i was much braver when younger haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest - sleeper train cabin I was 19 he was 50 odd thought he was on his own until he was ball deep in me and told me to keep it quiet as his wife, sons and daughter in law were were in the next cabin.

Best - on an empty surf beach in Nicaragua with a fellow hostel guest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowhere and never.

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By *implyfun1Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Right beside the 18th flag on a golf course on a nice summers night while cars drove past am sure they could see

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By *wazuluMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Years ago in Zimbabwe I was watching a "Mr & Mrs" type programme on national tv. The host asked "Mr" where was the most romantic place he had made love to "Mrs"....he answered "down by the river"...he went to the booth whilst "Mrs" came out of the booth and she was asked the same question "Where was the most romantic place you have made love"...she thought about it....and proudly said..,"in my bottom"...the programme quickly went to an advert.... cracked me up and I still remember it to this day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest : the back of a 4x4 on the m74 while her husband was driving..

Best. Too many to mention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bus whilst it was moving. Stops outside the Murray field pub and a guy looks up ?? never forget it. Of course she kept going it was only 5pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of stairs on window ledge of Inveraray prison....risqué but goooood

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Weirdest - at a bus stop (this was at a time no buses would come mind).

Best - anywhere but outdoors, can't really focus and enjoy it when I'm keeping an eye out in case people are on the approach x

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Weirdest in a brand new elevator just fitted, mirrors etc and kept pushing floor levels ,

Best, unsure, plenty risque

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

Weirdest... on a bus going into Glasgow.

Best... a log cabin in Perth.

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

Almeria

In a layby beside a busy a120

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weirdest - broad daylight in a car park

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By *orWullieMan
over a year ago

Dunoon

Weirdest was probably the dungeon of Stirling Castle!

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Weirdest

In the middle of a pub (was empty)

Sucked My partner off on a Bus going along the A1

Best Hotel Rooms

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Girls toilets in George street

Best would be outdoors,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest was a revolving round bed in Amsterdam sex shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest inside a tree

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Weirdest was probably the dungeon of Stirling Castle!"

Is that why it's not open to the public any more?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Weirdest was the deck of a cruise ship - ended up hiding because some of the entertainment had obviously finished and there were suddenly people about

V x

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Weirdest inside a tree

Any splinters lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooft sooo many to chose from.

Weirdest I would say is a horsebox

Best, I can’t really decide but the horsebox was pretty great as was a certain junction on the M8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest inside a tree

What did the beaver say to the tree ?

It’s was nice gnawing you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest inside a tree

Any splinters lol "

Nope not one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest inside a tree

What did the beaver say to the tree ?

It’s was nice gnawing you.

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest place was behind a coop when I was 17. Best place. the plane. Mile high club ??

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By *dinBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Weirdest - centre of Selkirk Rugby Clubs pitch at 4am after being out at Selkirk ladies night. Was a long walk home to Gala after

Best - The room in Burj Khalifa Dubai, amazing room amazing views along with amazing sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O’Neil’s kitchen pantry cupboard merchant city Glasgow. First date too last orders just not long been called. She tried to take me into the disabled toilets but was locked she tried the door next to it and it lead into the kitchen lucky no one about got started but my bottle went kept thinking if we get caught so suggested we go get a hotel room. Again in the hotel she tried to ride me in the lift. Glass elevator outside building. She must have had a thing for risky shit!!

Best time was during the euro 12 were the night started watching football with my mate and finished as an all night session when 2 lovely ladies joined us. We still talk about that night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooft sooo many to chose from.

Weirdest I would say is a horsebox

Best, I can’t really decide but the horsebox was pretty great as was a certain junction on the M8.

Neigh way

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't know how you can just pick one?

Weirdest

Elevator

Foam party

Airplane

Train during the day

Middle of a feild in summer

Parked up in a convertible with the roof down

Ferris wheel

On a pedalo on holiday (got burnt)

At a bus stop middle of the afternoon

Steam room

Ball pit

And I can think of more

Best

In a swimming pool

Hotels (can think of several amazing sessions)

Home sweet home.

In the rain on holiday

Cabin tied to a bed

Too many to choose and none that stand out as out and out winners

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Weird:side of an old disused farm house, middle of a storm twas fun & quite funny.

Best: recently wins hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over a felled tree above the snowline in the alps. It was a quick one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the best.... Over a farmhouse kitchen table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roof of a sky scraper

The 3d ride at the carnivals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a swing at midnight in the local public park

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

On a park bench when two cops walked past, looked over, and walked on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know about weird but the risqué ones

Parked my car up outside the police station and fuxked guy in the back seat, he nearly shit himself after when he was trying to get dressed outside the car and I said watch out the police don’t spot you lol he wasn’t local

Glenshee car park during busy ski season in a camper

In the toilets on the Waverley

got a round of applause as we walked out and my mum was stood in the corridor

Best though in bathroom at a hotel on holiday and broke the sink

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By *oi93Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

The best and somewhat worst place I've had sex would have to be on the beach in the Domician Republic, it was in the early hours after a fantastic night, the moonlight was bouncing gently across the soft waves and we were embarrassed as one in the sand.... Now that's where things get tricky because for anyone here who's tried to enjoy "sex on the beach" knows just how tricky sand can be as a platform for romance and intimate moments let's just say I'm very thankful for outside showers on the beach ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest - right in the middle of the dance floor in the Tunnel nightclub

Best - far too many to choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest - in my office with lady pretending to be a company rep visiting me !or, In the sea just off a relatively busy Caribbean island beach (one guy that was snorkelling nearby deffo paused and lingered )

Best - hotel room , not that long ago either !!!

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By *xxredredxxxMan
over a year ago

Rumney, Cardiff

Weirdest/most dangerous:

1) On castle drawbridge at night d*unk

2) Turkey hotel pool. Middle of the day

3) Doggy over sink in office toilet at work.

Woops!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest/most dangerous:

1) On castle drawbridge at night d*unk

2) Turkey hotel pool. Middle of the day

3) Doggy over sink in office toilet at work.

Woops!!!

I honesy went "hawd oan a wee minute.. ..did I?"

....then realised it's not always about me!

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Up a play area in a caravan park in Ayr!

Tantallon castle during the day!

Beside an obelisk near Haddington during the day (3some).

In the sea in Zante during the day, people snorkelling nearby.

In a lay-by on the A1, a truck pulled in but she liked the fact he’d be watching and she pulled her great tits out so he could see them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest place - Dynamic Earth. It was a fun Christmas night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the meeting room for the local masonic lodge.

No ladies allowed so it was quite fun.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Its lucky this thread is not called called " places you've not had sex"

I know an Englishman that would have replied Bathgate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its lucky this thread is not called called " places you've not had sex"

I know an Englishman that would have replied Bathgate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its lucky this thread is not called called " places you've not had sex"

I know an Englishman that would have replied Bathgate.

That's coase he didn't have any relatives there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cause* ffs.

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

In a church pulpit then in the vestry

And no I'm not a man of the cloth

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Where you an alter boy at the time?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Weirdest place - Dynamic Earth. It was a fun Christmas night out."

On that ice block?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Up a play area in a caravan park in Ayr!

Tantallon castle during the day!

Beside an obelisk near Haddington during the day (3some).

In the sea in Zante during the day, people snorkelling nearby.

In a lay-by on the A1, a truck pulled in but she liked the fact he’d be watching and she pulled her great tits out so he could see them. "

The obelisk in haddington not in the center of town?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a foot bridge crossing a river in New Zealand quite exposed.

Top of a washing machine in a youth hostel.

Bottom of a set of stairs in a castle during a wedding.

Got quite a few now I think about it.

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Up a play area in a caravan park in Ayr!

Tantallon castle during the day!

Beside an obelisk near Haddington during the day (3some).

In the sea in Zante during the day, people snorkelling nearby

In a lay-by on the A1, a truck pulled in but she liked the fact he’d be watching and she pulled her great tits out so he could see them.

The obelisk in haddington not in the center of town?"

No the one heading towards north Berwick.

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By *e gentle 100Woman
over a year ago

Bathgate

Had sex in a police land rover with an officer of the law and boy it was good til his sergeant interrupted as he was in my car with my pal, they were good times had by all lol. Can list quite a few but people on here might know me lol xx

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By *e gentle 100Woman
over a year ago

Bathgate

"Years ago in Zimbabwe I was watching a "Mr & Mrs" type programme on national tv. The host asked "Mr" where was the most romantic place he had made love to "Mrs"....he answered "down by the river"...he went to the booth whilst "Mrs" came out of the booth and she was asked the same question "Where was the most romantic place you have made love"...she thought about it....and proudly said..,"in my bottom"...the programme quickly went to an advert.... cracked me up and I still remember it to this day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest would be Aldi toilets

Best is Gartmorn Dam in the summer, grass is all over grown and theres more than a few spots where your completely hidden and can watch folk go by as you do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest place was with an older wifey in St Andrews Sq Gardens, wee small hours so not to many folk around.

Best would have to be in the office of my old boss, she used to get me in for a quiet word, hitch her skirt, bend over her desk and say 'do it now',sadly I had to leave the company due to the location, still think of it to this day

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