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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now, whilst it could be argued that a few folk on here could be doing with some of this does the potential of AI scare you or do you think the endless possibilities and improvements it could bring to all areas of human existence negates any possible disadvantages? It scares the shite out of me if I'm honest.

Just think....we could have a specially designed "rimming" cyborg for Albie....

Discuss....

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I believe smart homes will evolve that much that certain folk won't know how to function on their own I've got most things smart in my home but certain things I'll keep dumb.

I recon we are only a few decades away from being slaves again

John

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Would solve a lot of the pegging issues for the men on here too...

Progress with robotics is good to an extent I think. Full on AI - no thank you. Scares the bejeesus out of me too

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I believe smart homes will evolve that much that certain folk won't know how to function on their own I've got most things smart in my home but certain things I'll keep dumb.

I recon we are only a few decades away from being slaves again

John "

The more I think about it I just want to escape to a wee cabin in the woods with books....and my wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a big fan of all the new advancements(I'm braved rmfirbthe "old fart comments.) .. Yes somethings are made easier and more convenient but is convenience a good thing? Take cars, where before you could tinker and work on cars, now you need a degree in computers. That's why dealerships and the like employ" master fitters" instead of mechanics... And charge a fortune for work done.. Of the self serve checkouts in asda are anything to go by it will be a while before ai replaces humans.. It can't get the weight of my wine and whisky correct or see that I'm actually old enough to buy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I'm braced for the old fart* ffs.. I really am..

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

The ones that get me are smart washing machines they are programmable by phone or tablet etc send message when finished . You still need to be there to load the bugger and put powder in .

A real smart one would empty the pockets separate whites and colours and iron it for us .

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By *magine all the peopleCouple
over a year ago

Perth

We're already half way there... Google and Facebook etc know pretty much everything about most of us. I find it really scary how easily we give away our habits and personal information.

Have a read of 'robocalypse'...

See how easily it could go wrong!

Bob

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"*I'm braced for the old fart* ffs.. I really am.. "

Old fart isn't as bad as being told you're in the 'Can't Understand New Technology' category

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*I'm braced for the old fart* ffs.. I really am..

Old fart isn't as bad as being told you're in the 'Can't Understand New Technology' category

V x"

Oh that's been aimed at me more than a few times too .. At a mates house l, while he was in the loo i picked up the remote control to put the football on.. Pressed every damn button, tv stayed on the same channel... Did this again and again for about ten minutes, shouted to ask if I had the correct remote... His wife screamed back at me, "yes, yes, oh fuck yes"... She was lying... I missed most of the first half.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"*I'm braced for the old fart* ffs.. I really am..

Old fart isn't as bad as being told you're in the 'Can't Understand New Technology' category

V x

Oh that's been aimed at me more than a few times too .. At a mates house l, while he was in the loo i picked up the remote control to put the football on.. Pressed every damn button, tv stayed on the same channel... Did this again and again for about ten minutes, shouted to ask if I had the correct remote... His wife screamed back at me, "yes, yes, oh fuck yes"... She was lying... I missed most of the first half. "

Someone always has to lower the tone

Back to the debate anyone?

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*I'm braced for the old fart* ffs.. I really am..

Old fart isn't as bad as being told you're in the 'Can't Understand New Technology' category

V x

Oh that's been aimed at me more than a few times too .. At a mates house l, while he was in the loo i picked up the remote control to put the football on.. Pressed every damn button, tv stayed on the same channel... Did this again and again for about ten minutes, shouted to ask if I had the correct remote... His wife screamed back at me, "yes, yes, oh fuck yes"... She was lying... I missed most of the first half.

Someone always has to lower the tone

Back to the debate anyone?

V x"

I'm sorry, not sorry that your off topic comment sparked an off comment topic from me. . But to be fair. Both still had to do with technology...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe smart homes will evolve that much that certain folk won't know how to function on their own I've got most things smart in my home but certain things I'll keep dumb.

I recon we are only a few decades away from being slaves again

John "

When I go into s room I find myself wanting to say things like 'Alexa lights on' even when I'm not home or add something to my shopping list.

It's amazing how quickly we become conditioned to do something!

It is kinda scary.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

There is evidence that points towards us being ai in some feekers super computer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is evidence that points towards us being ai in some feekers super computer "

You mean the mods on here?

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"The ones that get me are smart washing machines they are programmable by phone or tablet etc send message when finished . You still need to be there to load the bugger and put powder in .

A real smart one would empty the pockets separate whites and colours and iron it for us . "

Ww recently just got a new "smart" washer dryer.

Its got all the classic options on the dial on the front of the machine but for others I had to firstly download the app then download further programs.

I went through the list and it was things like "teddy bear cycle".

It wont even let me choose how long I want the dryer on I have to choice between three pre programed cycle times.

How the hell it can be considered smart is beyond me.

Mr

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"There is evidence that points towards us being ai in some feekers super computer

You mean the mods on here? "

so many answers cant use any of them the steps cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe smart homes will evolve that much that certain folk won't know how to function on their own I've got most things smart in my home but certain things I'll keep dumb.

I recon we are only a few decades away from being slaves again

John "

You're definitely not wrong about where we'll be in a few decades and that's not a long way off.

The vast majority of humans will become redundant. No one is indispensable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe smart homes will evolve that much that certain folk won't know how to function on their own I've got most things smart in my home but certain things I'll keep dumb.

I recon we are only a few decades away from being slaves again

John

When I go into s room I find myself wanting to say things like 'Alexa lights on' even when I'm not home or add something to my shopping list.

It's amazing how quickly we become conditioned to do something!

It is kinda scary."

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Working in the IT realm if you didn't guess by the username it's exciting some of the things we can do already but alot more is coming.

If you haven't already seen it you should see Google duplex having a conversation with some business making appointments and reservations and that was last year's coding so God knows what they are dreaming up now but I love it all.

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Now, whilst it could be argued that a few folk on here could be doing with some of this does the potential of AI scare you or do you think the endless possibilities and improvements it could bring to all areas of human existence negates any possible disadvantages? It scares the shite out of me if I'm honest.

Just think....we could have a specially designed "rimming" cyborg for Albie....

Discuss.... "

But if it had true AI, and then Megatongue got some action too... would that robot be cheating....?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

cyborgs are just the next stage. Surely nobody was naive enough to believe homosapians was the final stage. A terminator scenario is only a couple of thousand years away. Until then though i have Mrs She Devil to do the laundry,dishes, cooking and cleaning.

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Skynet as closer that you think

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Skynet as closer that you think"

Agreed but they will keep tight controls for a long time and cybernetics is not nearly advanced enough , yet !!.

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

There's a conference held every year where they show off all the latest technologies, they sat down two AI robots in front of eachother and got them into a conversation with eachother, by the end on the conversation the robots were in agreement that the best way forward is for the extinction of mankind

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"There is evidence that points towards us being ai in some feekers super computer "

Simulated Multi-Verse-equivalent to the Matrix, I read a bit a bit on it in The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene.

I prefer the Many Worlds Interpretation.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I believe smart homes will evolve that much that certain folk won't know how to function on their own I've got most things smart in my home but certain things I'll keep dumb.

I recon we are only a few decades away from being slaves again

John "

I’d likely agree with this John.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"The ones that get me are smart washing machines they are programmable by phone or tablet etc send message when finished . You still need to be there to load the bugger and put powder in .

A real smart one would empty the pockets separate whites and colours and iron it for us . "

Steph, don’t ever change. This made me LOL...

(& hope they’ve actually invented the damned thing).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for AI, its going to be interesting how technology will be progressing 10fold, new hardware/software..

However, even I'm not too sure machines would be any worse than ourselves..take away the need for greed,corruption, consumption- machines that think really might just have a more 'humanitarian' view of their environment than we do.

Of

it's the ultimate step for human evolution..and we might be closer to cybernetics in the future than a 'true' AI

there's no way humans will be able to survive solar events such as the death of our solar system in a few billion years, our bodies are going to be pretty useless for long distance space travel too...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"The ones that get me are smart washing machines they are programmable by phone or tablet etc send message when finished . You still need to be there to load the bugger and put powder in .

A real smart one would empty the pockets separate whites and colours and iron it for us .

Steph, don’t ever change. This made me LOL...

(& hope they’ve actually invented the damned thing). "

The “ thing “ is with us now but wasn’t invented . They are the ones most in demand on here ladies ( runs off to hide till the fallout dies down )

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By *rMrsWTFCouple
over a year ago

Arbroath

It terrifies me I don't want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re using AI every day in all sorts of places from Amazon recommending products to speech or facial recognition on your phone.

All pretty useful and harmless.

Super intelligent AI is what people fear and it’s decades away. Hyped up a lot by the press but you won’t be seeing Skynet anytime soon.

Though sex robots. Well they’ve already got those

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Now, whilst it could be argued that a few folk on here could be doing with some of this does the potential of AI scare you or do you think the endless possibilities and improvements it could bring to all areas of human existence negates any possible disadvantages? It scares the shite out of me if I'm honest.ide luv a rimming cyborg with a long tongue

Just think....we could have a specially designed "rimming" cyborg for Albie....

Discuss.... "

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I would love a rimming cyborg long tongue

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"You’re using AI every day in all sorts of places from Amazon recommending products to speech or facial recognition on your phone.

All pretty useful and harmless.

Super intelligent AI is what people fear and it’s decades away. Hyped up a lot by the press but you won’t be seeing Skynet anytime soon.

Though sex robots. Well they’ve already got those "

there is no ai at present what your thinking of as ai is just pre determined answers based on factors they seem clever and intuative but they are nothing more than clever programming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe smart homes will evolve that much that certain folk won't know how to function on their own I've got most things smart in my home but certain things I'll keep dumb.

I recon we are only a few decades away from being slaves again

John

The more I think about it I just want to escape to a wee cabin in the woods with books....and my wand. "

What if your wand becomes sentient?

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness


"There's a conference held every year where they show off all the latest technologies, they sat down two AI robots in front of eachother and got them into a conversation with eachother, by the end on the conversation the robots were in agreement that the best way forward is for the extinction of mankind "

Rubbish.

The two robots started talking in a language that only they understood. What they said was unknown.

AI and technology can put us into a golden age if done correctly. Sadly humans will ruin it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re using AI every day in all sorts of places from Amazon recommending products to speech or facial recognition on your phone.

All pretty useful and harmless.

Super intelligent AI is what people fear and it’s decades away. Hyped up a lot by the press but you won’t be seeing Skynet anytime soon.

Though sex robots. Well they’ve already got those there is no ai at present what your thinking of as ai is just pre determined answers based on factors they seem clever and intuative but they are nothing more than clever programming "

How do those pre-defined answers work? AI systems learn so what pre-defined answers allow an AI to recognise cars or cyclists or pedestrians ?

There is no general AI systems, i.e. can undertake any task, but there are systems which learn to do things. An AI learned to play various video games to better than human level. There are not predefined answers there. It learned by trial and error like we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone read the bicentennial man by Isaac Asimov?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone read the bicentennial man by Isaac Asimov?"

I'll cry if I watch the film though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone read the bicentennial man by Isaac Asimov?

I'll cry if I watch the film though "

Robin Williams was good in it but it does pose a good question about AI and humanity

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"You’re using AI every day in all sorts of places from Amazon recommending products to speech or facial recognition on your phone.

All pretty useful and harmless.

Super intelligent AI is what people fear and it’s decades away. Hyped up a lot by the press but you won’t be seeing Skynet anytime soon.

Though sex robots. Well they’ve already got those there is no ai at present what your thinking of as ai is just pre determined answers based on factors they seem clever and intuative but they are nothing more than clever programming

How do those pre-defined answers work? AI systems learn so what pre-defined answers allow an AI to recognise cars or cyclists or pedestrians ?

There is no general AI systems, i.e. can undertake any task, but there are systems which learn to do things. An AI learned to play various video games to better than human level. There are not predefined answers there. It learned by trial and error like we do. "

if a=loss of game try b .......if b= loss of game try c......if c= loss of game try a+b......my point ai is artificial intelligence or the ability to work it out by its own intelligence. We aint there just clever programming.

Just think if there was ai the speeds that computers can work now how advanced would we be in hrs if ai was realised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words, 'Demon Seed' heh.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"The ones that get me are smart washing machines they are programmable by phone or tablet etc send message when finished . You still need to be there to load the bugger and put powder in .

A real smart one would empty the pockets separate whites and colours and iron it for us . "

These work very well for people who depend on carers for household tasks, the point of them being that even if you are bedbound you have control over the washer/dryer etc even if the carer isn't there. So if your washing machine stops but you aren't expecting carers for another 4-5 hours you can turn them off and sae electricity/stop the bloody things beeping..

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Still looking for my rimming cyborg

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