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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

right from now...... I decree that this forum and chatroom is a happy, giggly and uber sexy place to be.....

there will be no wars, no gripes, no horribleness....

just niceness and sexy times with lovely horny people.

so......

I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so very tru view hunni xxx

so ive a little poem that prob we all will relate to hehe happy thought to all xxxxx

Growing Up Without a Clue

Never had a perfect shape

Always wanted curly hair

Feet were just way too big

Complexion oh so fair

Freckles ran across my nose

Got green eyes instead of blue

Always clumsy, couldn't dance

Growing up without a clue

Wished to look like my sisters

Uncomfortable in my skin

Had breasts that were too heavy

How could a girl ever win

Took half a century to see

it doesn't matter if your thin

Guess somethings come with age

Like seeing beauty from within

sioux xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

"

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so very tru view hunni xxx

so ive a little poem that prob we all will relate to hehe happy thought to all xxxxx

Growing Up Without a Clue

Never had a perfect shape

Always wanted curly hair

Feet were just way too big

Complexion oh so fair

Freckles ran across my nose

Got green eyes instead of blue

Always clumsy, couldn't dance

Growing up without a clue

Wished to look like my sisters

Uncomfortable in my skin

Had breasts that were too heavy

How could a girl ever win

Took half a century to see

it doesn't matter if your thin

Guess somethings come with age

Like seeing beauty from within

sioux xxxxx"

lovely siouxx xxxxxxx ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue..... "

and then as i lower my self down slowly kissing down your chest and lower to your cock glistening with the water from the shower i go on bended knees and slwoly teasing my mouth over , around your cock i slwoly let my lips cover .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue.....

and then as i lower my self down slowly kissing down your chest and lower to your cock glistening with the water from the shower i go on bended knees and slwoly teasing my mouth over , around your cock i slwoly let my lips cover ......... "

wow , your mouth caresses my cock.. my balls feel really tight.. you move your fingers between my legs.. slowly teasing my ass...... feels great .... but I shout Oi get your finger oot of that area...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue.....

and then as i lower my self down slowly kissing down your chest and lower to your cock glistening with the water from the shower i go on bended knees and slwoly teasing my mouth over , around your cock i slwoly let my lips cover .........

wow , your mouth caresses my cock.. my balls feel really tight.. you move your fingers between my legs.. slowly teasing my ass...... feels great .... but I shout Oi get your finger oot of that area... "

and she says " you didn't say that last night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue.....

and then as i lower my self down slowly kissing down your chest and lower to your cock glistening with the water from the shower i go on bended knees and slwoly teasing my mouth over , around your cock i slwoly let my lips cover .........

wow , your mouth caresses my cock.. my balls feel really tight.. you move your fingers between my legs.. slowly teasing my ass...... feels great .... but I shout Oi get your finger oot of that area... "

oooopsie hehe so i turn you around an rim yer ass instead slowly movin me tongue around n round then back to your balls where i nibble gently an then glide up your cock again ............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue.....

and then as i lower my self down slowly kissing down your chest and lower to your cock glistening with the water from the shower i go on bended knees and slwoly teasing my mouth over , around your cock i slwoly let my lips cover .........

wow , your mouth caresses my cock.. my balls feel really tight.. you move your fingers between my legs.. slowly teasing my ass...... feels great .... but I shout Oi get your finger oot of that area...

and she says " you didn't say that last night ""

aye but am bi , no gay ..... and today is a different day .... it's my manly day..... so fingers forward and back on fleshy man sausage who is starting to shrink.. as water a tad cold for the menfolk ..... ups the temp..... and before ya can blink... percy is pointing north and beautiful lady is sucking like the new dyson that rotaes on a ball....... thanksfully I have 2 balls so she rotating like a waltzer...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue.....

and then as i lower my self down slowly kissing down your chest and lower to your cock glistening with the water from the shower i go on bended knees and slwoly teasing my mouth over , around your cock i slwoly let my lips cover .........

wow , your mouth caresses my cock.. my balls feel really tight.. you move your fingers between my legs.. slowly teasing my ass...... feels great .... but I shout Oi get your finger oot of that area...

and she says " you didn't say that last night "

aye but am bi , no gay ..... and today is a different day .... it's my manly day..... so fingers forward and back on fleshy man sausage who is starting to shrink.. as water a tad cold for the menfolk ..... ups the temp..... and before ya can blink... percy is pointing north and beautiful lady is sucking like the new dyson that rotaes on a ball....... thanksfully I have 2 balls so she rotating like a waltzer........... "

noooooooo im feelin sick can you stop yer balls swingin plzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue.....

and then as i lower my self down slowly kissing down your chest and lower to your cock glistening with the water from the shower i go on bended knees and slwoly teasing my mouth over , around your cock i slwoly let my lips cover .........

wow , your mouth caresses my cock.. my balls feel really tight.. you move your fingers between my legs.. slowly teasing my ass...... feels great .... but I shout Oi get your finger oot of that area...

and she says " you didn't say that last night "

aye but am bi , no gay ..... and today is a different day .... it's my manly day..... so fingers forward and back on fleshy man sausage who is starting to shrink.. as water a tad cold for the menfolk ..... ups the temp..... and before ya can blink... percy is pointing north and beautiful lady is sucking like the new dyson that rotaes on a ball....... thanksfully I have 2 balls so she rotating like a waltzer...........

noooooooo im feelin sick can you stop yer balls swingin plzzzzzzzzzzz "

bless she lands like dorothy did after the tornado in oz....... 'yellow prick road' she shouts.....

soz darling, no into water sports....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want you all... want to lay down next to you ... stroke your back lightly with my fingers and tongue.. bring an ice cube and let it slowly melt on your lips and then kiss you..

what happens next ......

huvin a hot flush ere

mrs h xxx

you flushed ....... let me cool you down ... takes you to shower room, puts on shower.. cool water and slowly lets the water caress your body .... slowly letting the water fall over your breasts ..... takling my tongue and kissing your nipples and teasing with my tongue.....

and then as i lower my self down slowly kissing down your chest and lower to your cock glistening with the water from the shower i go on bended knees and slwoly teasing my mouth over , around your cock i slwoly let my lips cover .........

wow , your mouth caresses my cock.. my balls feel really tight.. you move your fingers between my legs.. slowly teasing my ass...... feels great .... but I shout Oi get your finger oot of that area...

and she says " you didn't say that last night "

aye but am bi , no gay ..... and today is a different day .... it's my manly day..... so fingers forward and back on fleshy man sausage who is starting to shrink.. as water a tad cold for the menfolk ..... ups the temp..... and before ya can blink... percy is pointing north and beautiful lady is sucking like the new dyson that rotaes on a ball....... thanksfully I have 2 balls so she rotating like a waltzer...........

noooooooo im feelin sick can you stop yer balls swingin plzzzzzzzzzzz

bless she lands like dorothy did after the tornado in oz....... 'yellow prick road' she shouts.....

soz darling, no into water sports....

"

does that mean we can get out the shower now then llf im going all wrinkly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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does that mean we can get out the shower now then llf im going all wrinkly lol "

aye you wrinkly enuf.......... love it ...... always had a thing for Phylis fae corination street....

would you mind popping on this purple rinse wig and speaking in a deep voice... and calling me percy.....

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

lays sioux down and starts to rub those wrinkles smooth again while view slips his cock in ma mouth , my toungue circling the glans moving slowly down the shaft. then suddenly he grabs my hair pushing his solid cock deeper, laughing as my mouth and throat accomodate his solid flesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

jesus ....... got to go to work....

be back later to service all xxx

oi yu 2 dirty mares..... keep shagging till am back......

view goes oot the door..... front door as it happens..... no back door for this lad.....

rhona and siouxx shagging each other like 2 frenzied horny bi fems.... and rhona pulls out an 18 inch double ender .. waves it to view...... he flees for his life.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jesus ....... got to go to work....

be back later to service all xxx

oi yu 2 dirty mares..... keep shagging till am back......

view goes oot the door..... front door as it happens..... no back door for this lad.....

rhona and siouxx shagging each other like 2 frenzied horny bi fems.... and rhona pulls out an 18 inch double ender .. waves it to view...... he flees for his life..... "

sioux gets oot her magic fingers an takes shower curtain doon as she kens rhona gonna squuuuuuirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt awe ower the place lol ............. anither shower lol

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"jesus ....... got to go to work....

be back later to service all xxx

oi yu 2 dirty mares..... keep shagging till am back......

view goes oot the door..... front door as it happens..... no back door for this lad.....

rhona and siouxx shagging each other like 2 frenzied horny bi fems.... and rhona pulls out an 18 inch double ender .. waves it to view...... he flees for his life..... "

thought view was made of tougher stuff than that and would have at least watched lol

(dinnae work too hard -am aff for 3 days -----------PARTY!!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl here yer aww mad

mrs h xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl here yer aww mad

mrs h xxx"

well errrrrrrrrrrrm nwo i wunner who started awe this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi, you lot.. get a room! lol

the classys xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pmsl here yer aww mad

mrs h xxx

well errrrrrrrrrrrm nwo i wunner who started awe this lol "

was him over there ... the one wi the full head of hair..

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Oooo can I come and play in the happy place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo can I come and play in the happy place "

welcome honey xxx now gets yur clothes off please ... nakedness compulsory xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Oooo can I come and play in the happy place

welcome honey xxx now gets yur clothes off please ... nakedness compulsory xx

"

Phhoooaaaaarrrr now theres an offer xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo can I come and play in the happy place

welcome honey xxx now gets yur clothes off please ... nakedness compulsory xx

Phhoooaaaaarrrr now theres an offer xx"

it's an offer I often give out to nice ladies and the very occasional hung lad who catches my eye.....

what ya want to play......

I spy?.......

with my little eye.. sumit beginning with F

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Fart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fart! "

I never....... and No not right

and when can ya see a fart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fart!

I never....... and No not right

and when can ya see a fart? "

no no no am changing the letter to T ..

was fabswingers.com banner line...

but thought of a great T

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Fart!

I never....... and No not right

and when can ya see a fart? "

you can if you set light to it

Ok Fanny but I doubt you can see one where you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fart!

I never....... and No not right

and when can ya see a fart?

you can if you set light to it

Ok Fanny but I doubt you can see one where you are "

no neither have any of my customers...

if i shouted that F word, they would scream and run for the hair str8ners

god bless em x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Tantalising tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tantalising tits?"

nope...... wee clue ......... very topical

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Tantalising tits?

nope...... wee clue ......... very topical "

Im total crap at this game

I was going to say something but thought better of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tantalising tits?

nope...... wee clue ......... very topical

Im total crap at this game

I was going to say something but thought better of it "

towels towels TOWELS

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Tantalising tits?

nope...... wee clue ......... very topical

Im total crap at this game

I was going to say something but thought better of it

towels towels TOWELS "

Of course towels.........not at all what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tantalising tits?

nope...... wee clue ......... very topical

Im total crap at this game

I was going to say something but thought better of it

towels towels TOWELS

Of course towels.........not at all what I was thinking "

does your T have 2 S's in the word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BRB ..... got a leaking pipe... and no the usual leaking pipes here.....

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By *assie4Couple
over a year ago

highlands

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By *assie4Couple
over a year ago

highlands

lies here waiting in views luxury bath towel waiting for......................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lies here waiting in views luxury bath towel waiting for......................"

view is here......... let the good times roll.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good times roll..........................

roll over to avoid the wet patch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good times roll..........................

roll over to avoid the wet patch? "

you had an accident Inver lad...

dinna worry, will give yu a spare pairs of Y's and willna tell a sole ...

when inver looks away......

oi folks, guess what... inver pissed his pants

oops inver..... just slipped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But Mr View bud i do my best work when moaning and gripping ohh and hair pulling lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But Mr View bud i do my best work when moaning and gripping ohh and hair pulling lol"

I know mr g..... I know and yu yanked my fecking wig off.... rough bassa

but fun

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