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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies "I'd suggest a double decker but your aff the chocolate...  
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
I'd suggest a double decker but your aff the chocolate...
It doesn't matter to me tight or slack... It's the personality that counts. "Yeah but surely having a convo with a slack fanny would get complicated coz of the echo | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
I'd suggest a double decker but your aff the chocolate...
It doesn't matter to me tight or slack... It's the personality that counts.
Yeah but surely having a convo with a slack fanny would get complicated coz of the echo "You should know by now I love the sound of my own voice.  | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
I'd suggest a double decker but your aff the chocolate...
It doesn't matter to me tight or slack... It's the personality that counts. "Fuck sake....you no just happy you're getting your hole? You want a fanny with personality too? | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
I'd suggest a double decker but your aff the chocolate...
It doesn't matter to me tight or slack... It's the personality that counts.
Fuck sake....you no just happy you're getting your hole? You want a fanny with personality too? "I have high standards... At least that's what I tell myself to make me feel better that I'm not getting laid.. | |||
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"I thought TYT was an abbreviation before I opened the thread. My brain was in overdrive thinking about what it could stand for!" It is.. A guy needs "The Yodelling Todger". If its slack. | |||
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"I thought TYT was an abbreviation before I opened the thread. My brain was in overdrive thinking about what it could stand for! It is.. A guy needs "The Yodelling Todger". If its slack. "Sounds noisy! | |||
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"I thought TYT was an abbreviation before I opened the thread. My brain was in overdrive thinking about what it could stand for! It is.. A guy needs "The Yodelling Todger". If its slack.
Sounds noisy!"NOISY, NOISy, NOIsy, NOisy, Noisy, noisy. | |||
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"I thought TYT was an abbreviation before I opened the thread. My brain was in overdrive thinking about what it could stand for! It is.. A guy needs "The Yodelling Todger". If its slack.
Sounds noisy!"I think that's just because you've worked the muscles so well you can make it sing. How to make a fanny fart more interesting
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"I thought TYT was an abbreviation before I opened the thread. My brain was in overdrive thinking about what it could stand for! It is.. A guy needs "The Yodelling Todger". If its slack.
Sounds noisy!
I think that's just because you've worked the muscles so well you can make it sing. How to make a fanny fart more interesting
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"I thought TYT was an abbreviation before I opened the thread. My brain was in overdrive thinking about what it could stand for! It is.. A guy needs "The Yodelling Todger". If its slack.
Sounds noisy!
I think that's just because you've worked the muscles so well you can make it sing. How to make a fanny fart more interesting
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Always makes me blush...a fanny fart! "I honestly find them hilarious. Probably because I have no concept of shame lol It’s only ever happened once to me with jim and I swear it was like the last sound Jonah heard before he was eaten by that whale. I laughed for about 2 hours straight after it. Wish I’d recorded it. Would of been an awesome ringtone | |||
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"I thought TYT was an abbreviation before I opened the thread. My brain was in overdrive thinking about what it could stand for! It is.. A guy needs "The Yodelling Todger". If its slack.
Sounds noisy!
I think that's just because you've worked the muscles so well you can make it sing. How to make a fanny fart more interesting
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Always makes me blush...a fanny fart!
I honestly find them hilarious. Probably because I have no concept of shame lol
It’s only ever happened once to me with jim and I swear it was like the last sound Jonah heard before he was eaten by that whale.
I laughed for about 2 hours straight after it.
Wish I’d recorded it. Would of been an awesome ringtone "Hahahaha laughing so much now | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies "Yup my kinda lady  | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
I'd suggest a double decker but your aff the chocolate...
It doesn't matter to me tight or slack... It's the personality that counts.
Fuck sake....you no just happy you're getting your hole? You want a fanny with personality too? " Actually howling at that | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies "My type of pussy ,,,,,, oh yesssss | |||
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"So fellas or females is it a good thing or bad thing that i have tyt pussy i have no kids but how do fellas feel abt it for sex "All good in my books, no complaints | |||
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"So fellas or females is it a good thing or bad thing that i have tyt pussy i have no kids but how do fellas feel abt it for sex "I prefer who the pussy is attached too rather than if it's tight or loose. | |||
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"Surely how tight or loose a pussy is also depends on the size of the guys cock too "Exactly. If you have a wee willie winkie then everything will appear loose. | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies "Haha brilliant Surely it's all relative though large cock tight fanny. Small cock slack fanny. | |||
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"3 kids & to posh to push "Same
Being tight isn’t always good sometimes no matter how much fore play and lube it’s just so sore or near impossible with larger guys and even an extra finger can tear me and then your stuck trying to pee and not scream the house down for about a week | |||
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"I do love this forum at times. Actually giggling to myself like a lunatic. " Haha! Me too. It's threads like this that I have missed | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies "It managing to turn and come back out was what surprised me most | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
It managing to turn and come back out was what surprised me most " | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
It managing to turn and come back out was what surprised me most
"Did it have a full load? | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
It managing to turn and come back out was what surprised me most
Did it have a full load? "Not when it came out. | |||
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely. "You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better. Im happy with my channel tunnel  | |||
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely.
You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better.
Im happy with my channel tunnel " . Chunnel | |||
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" Im happy with my channel tunnel
. Chunnel "Ahahahahahaha!! | |||
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely.
You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better.
Im happy with my channel tunnel
. Chunnel "Also known as “Mitterrand‘s entry”! | |||
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"So fellas or females is it a good thing or bad thing that i have tyt pussy i have no kids but how do fellas feel abt it for sex "Couldn't care less, wouldn't want to make me meet you. Ps guys lie! Who knew! | |||
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely.
You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better.
Im happy with my channel tunnel
. Chunnel "There will be straight MM couples all over fab messages to offer dvp services
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely.
You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better.
Im happy with my channel tunnel "To be fair most guys don't understand childbirth and the role off hormones in pelvic, muscle, ligament and joint laxity to facilitate childbirth and how it's regulated afterwards. It's also clear from here some women don't either! | |||
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely.
You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better.
Im happy with my channel tunnel
To be fair most guys don't understand childbirth and the role off hormones in pelvic, muscle, ligament and joint laxity to facilitate childbirth and how it's regulated afterwards. It's also clear from here some women don't either! "I hope your not going to ‘mansplain’ childbirth and hormones! | |||
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely.
You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better.
Im happy with my channel tunnel
To be fair most guys don't understand childbirth and the role off hormones in pelvic, muscle, ligament and joint laxity to facilitate childbirth and how it's regulated afterwards. It's also clear from here some women don't either! "Some do....we just play along to be silly. I can actually open jam jars with mine | |||
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely.
You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better.
Im happy with my channel tunnel
To be fair most guys don't understand childbirth and the role off hormones in pelvic, muscle, ligament and joint laxity to facilitate childbirth and how it's regulated afterwards. It's also clear from here some women don't either!
I hope your not going to ‘mansplain’ childbirth and hormones! ". Should I draw you a diagram instead? | |||
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"Is the poster all that concerned about whether a pussy is tight or not? She has after all put out a great advert, she'll be more inundated with messages after this, surely.
You're right but is that the type of guy (most) women want to meet, a guy that thinks not giving birth means the sex will be better.
Im happy with my channel tunnel
To be fair most guys don't understand childbirth and the role off hormones in pelvic, muscle, ligament and joint laxity to facilitate childbirth and how it's regulated afterwards. It's also clear from here some women don't either!
I hope your not going to ‘mansplain’ childbirth and hormones! .
Should I draw you a diagram instead? "Visual learners ... | |||
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"I ventured North of the wall as I heard this thread was the one to read. Just a thought: All men complaining about slack fannies, have you thought about growing a bigger cock?" In their defence (I never defend the men on here btw...) I don't think any of them have complained. They're happy with what we give them for the most part. | |||
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"I ventured North of the wall as I heard this thread was the one to read. Just a thought: All men complaining about slack fannies, have you thought about growing a bigger cock? In their defence (I never defend the men on here btw...) I don't think any of them have complained. They're happy with what we give them for the most part." | |||
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"... They're happy with what we give them for the most part." Is that how it is North o' the wall? "...what we give them..." It's a shared experience here in England. 'Tis for me anyway. | |||
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"... They're happy with what we give them for the most part. Is that how it is North o' the wall? "...what we give them..." It's a shared experience here in England. 'Tis for me anyway." You need to move up here and teach them then... They have us jumping through hoops and as you read some pretty big ones too.  | |||
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"... They're happy with what we give them for the most part. Is that how it is North o' the wall? "...what we give them..." It's a shared experience here in England. 'Tis for me anyway. You need to move up here and teach them then... They have us jumping through hoops and as you read some pretty big ones too. "It’s the national sport, the vagina vault | |||
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"Tyt? Can no one spell any more? (Mum tweet)" Yes, tite | |||
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"... They're happy with what we give them for the most part. Is that how it is North o' the wall? "...what we give them..." It's a shared experience here in England. 'Tis for me anyway." Is here too....I was being daft as usual. | |||
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"I ventured North of the wall as I heard this thread was the one to read. Just a thought: All men complaining about slack fannies, have you thought about growing a bigger cock?" That's unlikely. You, on the other hand with your pelvic floor exercises... | |||
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"What's a tyt pussy "See above for suggestions. I think it's more one that belongs to someone who didn't pay enough attention in school to learn 'tight' in their spelling words or how to use a dictionary
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"What's a tyt pussy
See above for suggestions.
I think it's more one that belongs to someone who didn't pay enough attention in school to learn 'tight' in their spelling words or how to use a dictionary
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"What's a tyt pussy
See above for suggestions.
I think it's more one that belongs to someone who didn't pay enough attention in school to learn 'tight' in their spelling words or how to use a dictionary
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Oh....ya wee stirring minx ye "Sorry  I feel like I've done really well not to mention it for this long
I'll make allowances for anyone with English as a second language and a few other things though but no idea if that's the case and the OP has disappeared. Most likely because her inbox is taking a pounding after this thread!
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"What's a tyt pussy
See above for suggestions.
I think it's more one that belongs to someone who didn't pay enough attention in school to learn 'tight' in their spelling words or how to use a dictionary
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Oh....ya wee stirring minx ye
Sorry I feel like I've done really well not to mention it for this long
I'll make allowances for anyone with English as a second language and a few other things though but no idea if that's the case and the OP has disappeared. Most likely because her inbox is taking a pounding after this thread!
V x"Having had a "wee peek" at the ops profile.. I think she has a dislike for "ight". | |||
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"If theres more room inside that can mean the woman is horny af so can be a good thing. Look up vaginal tenting "I'm assuming Bear Grylls doesn't feature on any of the sites this search pulls up? | |||
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"What's a tyt pussy
See above for suggestions.
I think it's more one that belongs to someone who didn't pay enough attention in school to learn 'tight' in their spelling words or how to use a dictionary
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Oh....ya wee stirring minx ye
Sorry I feel like I've done really well not to mention it for this long
I'll make allowances for anyone with English as a second language and a few other things though but no idea if that's the case and the OP has disappeared. Most likely because her inbox is taking a pounding after this thread!
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"If theres more room inside that can mean the woman is horny af so can be a good thing. Look up vaginal tenting "is this the equivelent of the tardis ? | |||
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" Most likely because her inbox is taking a pounding after this thread!
V x"Well at least something isn't going to be very tyt then | |||
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"If theres more room inside that can mean the woman is horny af so can be a good thing. Look up vaginal tenting
I'm assuming Bear Grylls doesn't feature on any of the sites this search pulls up? " unfortunately not.
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"If theres more room inside that can mean the woman is horny af so can be a good thing. Look up vaginal tenting is this the equivelent of the tardis ?"Mary Poppins bag... Who knows what you might pull out next. | |||
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"If theres more room inside that can mean the woman is horny af so can be a good thing. Look up vaginal tenting is this the equivelent of the tardis ?"Pretty much. Small opening then cavernous inside | |||
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"If theres more room inside that can mean the woman is horny af so can be a good thing. Look up vaginal tenting is this the equivelent of the tardis ?
Pretty much. Small opening then cavernous inside "Every day a school day on Fab | |||
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"*looks out miners hat and head torch and ties a rope round his ankle* If I'm not out in half an hour just give it a pull, the rope too.. "You on a rescue mission? | |||
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"*looks out miners hat and head torch and ties a rope round his ankle* If I'm not out in half an hour just give it a pull, the rope too..
You on a rescue mission? "More like spelunking. | |||
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" Most likely because her inbox is taking a pounding after this thread!
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"I just want to meet someone" Well, as you've been here for ever and dont mind a bit of modelling perhaps time to get yer bits out? | |||
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"Tyt is so good and would love to meet you " Yeah, yeah, back of the queue. Plenty here waiting haha | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies "Love them like a yawning hippos mouth ,,,,,,,,, mmmmm | |||
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"Could drive and articulated lorry up mine. Big up the slack fannies
Love them like a yawning hippos mouth ,,,,,,,,, mmmmm "Could just relax in one of those big ones all day. | |||
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"Doesn't matter to me if it's tight, loose, big ,small , I'll still lick them all "A fanny aficionado it would appear. | |||
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"Doesn't matter to me if it's tight, loose, big ,small , I'll still lick them all
A fanny aficionado it would appear."Like the sound of that, think I might replace Megatongue | |||
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"Doesn't matter to me if it's tight, loose, big ,small , I'll still lick them all
A fanny aficionado it would appear."No, a fanny aficionado would only sup on the choicest vageen... ... I would suggest that Megatongue is therefore something of a (and, MT, no offence intended...) fanny glutton! | |||
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"Doesn't matter to me if it's tight, loose, big ,small , I'll still lick them all
A fanny aficionado it would appear.
No, a fanny aficionado would only sup on the choicest vageen...
... I would suggest that Megatongue is therefore something of a (and, MT, no offence intended...) fanny glutton!"None taken, a mutton glutton | |||
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"Doesn't matter to me if it's tight, loose, big ,small , I'll still lick them all
A fanny aficionado it would appear.
No, a fanny aficionado would only sup on the choicest vageen...
... I would suggest that Megatongue is therefore something of a (and, MT, no offence intended...) fanny glutton!
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