FabSwingers.com forum: The Bar From The Garage Glasgow.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thought I'd open the bar while I'm in a bar.. Usual rules. .. Well stocked, free... No pissing contests allowed.. Just a chilled night.. Enjoy the chat... I'll be in an out, of the bar I mean.. Ya bunch of perves... Pick whatever music you want... I'll start with Eminem and "Toy Soldiers."

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Does this bar do food? I'm pretty hungry...*pouts*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? I'm pretty hungry...*pouts*"

Of course.. The cook is amazing.. (it's me

). What would you like.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Does this bar do food? I'm pretty hungry...*pouts*

Of course.. The cook is amazing.. (it's me

). What would you like. "

Goat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? I'm pretty hungry...*pouts*

Of course.. The cook is amazing.. (it's me

). What would you like.

Goat?

Fried, roasted or with knickers in their mouth?

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Does this bar do food? I'm pretty hungry...*pouts*

Of course.. The cook is amazing.. (it's me

). What would you like.

Goat?

Fried, roasted or with knickers in their mouth?

Apparently goat curry is very nice, sans red lacy knickers of course :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? I'm pretty hungry...*pouts*

Of course.. The cook is amazing.. (it's me

). What would you like.

Goat?

Fried, roasted or with knickers in their mouth?

Apparently goat curry is very nice, sans red lacy knickers of course :P"

It is very nice, it has to be slow cooked though... I could have it ready for tomorrow night... I'd be willing to deliver, if you're able to pay the delivery fee...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty

You're listening to the boy from the big bad city

This is jam hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry martini with some olives if you please barkeep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry martini with some olives if you please barkeep."

Coming right up... Nice to see you in tonight.

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Please can I have a Glayva, no ice in a wide based glass so I can swirl it in between sips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a Glayva, no ice in a wide based glass so I can swirl it in between sips?

Of course.. Sorry to make you wait so long....I'll endeavour to be quicker... But only when pouring your drinks.

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By *ollyAmorousCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Please can I have a Glayva, no ice in a wide based glass so I can swirl it in between sips?

Of course.. Sorry to make you wait so long....I'll endeavour to be quicker... But only when pouring your drinks.

Cheeky monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a Glayva, no ice in a wide based glass so I can swirl it in between sips?

Of course.. Sorry to make you wait so long....I'll endeavour to be quicker... But only when pouring your drinks.

Cheeky monkey

I have to make the most of what I've got... It ain't much so...

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Could I have:

Sex on the beach

A long comfortable screw

A screaming orgasm

Mind if I sit here, got my hand bag to swing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have:

Sex on the beach

A long comfortable screw

A screaming orgasm

Mind if I sit here, got my hand bag to swing....

Of course you can sit there... Your drinks will be ready soon..

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

So, when do you get off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, when do you get off?

Who knows..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your cruel device

Your blood, like ice

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Your mouth, so hot

Your web, I'm caught

Your skin, so wet

Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)

I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

Yeah, well I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

Runnin' deep inside my veins

Burnin' deep inside my brain (poison)

Poisoning (poison)

I don't want to break these chains (poison)

Poison

(Poison) I don't want to break these chains (poison

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard that in the car.. Amazing song.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Your cruel device

Your blood, like ice

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Your mouth, so hot

Your web, I'm caught

Your skin, so wet

Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)

I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

Yeah, well I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

Runnin' deep inside my veins

Burnin' deep inside my brain (poison)

Poisoning (poison)

I don't want to break these chains (poison)

Poison

(Poison) I don't want to break these chains (poison"

Dammit had to sing it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your cruel device

Your blood, like ice

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Your mouth, so hot

Your web, I'm caught

Your skin, so wet

Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)

I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

Yeah, well I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

Runnin' deep inside my veins

Burnin' deep inside my brain (poison)

Poisoning (poison)

I don't want to break these chains (poison)

Poison

(Poison) I don't want to break these chains (poison

Dammit had to sing it lol

Go for it again.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Your cruel device

Your blood, like ice

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Your mouth, so hot

Your web, I'm caught

Your skin, so wet

Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)

I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

Yeah, well I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

Runnin' deep inside my veins

Burnin' deep inside my brain (poison)

Poisoning (poison)

I don't want to break these chains (poison)

Poison

(Poison) I don't want to break these chains (poison

Dammit had to sing it lol

Go for it again. "

Ill take a jack first to wet my .....whistle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your cruel device

Your blood, like ice

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Your mouth, so hot

Your web, I'm caught

Your skin, so wet

Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)

I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison

One look, could kill

My pain, your thrill

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

You're poison, running through my veins

You're poison

I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

Yeah, well I don't want to break these chains

Poison (poison)

Runnin' deep inside my veins

Burnin' deep inside my brain (poison)

Poisoning (poison)

I don't want to break these chains (poison)

Poison

(Poison) I don't want to break these chains (poison

Dammit had to sing it lol

Go for it again.

Ill take a jack first to wet my .....whistle

Help yourself..

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