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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would it look like?

Would he have had a picture of his "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie" as his avatar?

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"What would it look like?

Would he have had a picture of his "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie" as his avatar? "

Not sure but I bet his pics would be hella pubey

Mrs

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

You know Oor Rabbie Burns was probably a founder member of the single guy swinger. He was a total womaniser , shagging almost anything he could get his hands on .

Not joking , read up on him. If he was on this site he would have more veris than CJ s.  

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"You know Oor Rabbie Burns was probably a founder member of the single guy swinger. He was a total womaniser , shagging almost anything he could get his hands on .

Not joking , read up on him. If he was on this site he would have more veris than CJ s.   "

Our national hero was famous for two things: poetry and womanising.

Seducer, sex machine, womaniser, charmer, bragger and a bit of a bastard. Scotland’s national poet, Rabbie Burns, was a loose-limbed man with one hell of a sex drive. His love life reads like something from a daytime TV show. There are illegitimate children, outdoor sex romps, irregular marriages and enraged elders wagging their fingers and crying ‘shame’.

It’s a pity Burns had to live in a time before birth control and the sexual revolution. He’d have had a grand time as a Russell Brand figure, amusing himself with one-night stands and short-term relationships. As it was, in the late-18th century, sex was about making children. A quick roll in the hay could mean a lifetime of responsibility, something Burns first learnt in 1785 when the family servant became pregnant. Plain-faced, but bouncy, she was not really marriage material. You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.

Like a lot of guys on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.

Like a lot of guys on fab. "

'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.

Like a lot of guys on fab.

'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?"

You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.   

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.

Like a lot of guys on fab.

'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?

You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.    "

I very strongly dislike men referring to women as objects.

I love some men

And hate others

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.

Like a lot of guys on fab.

'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?

You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.   

I very strongly dislike men referring to women as objects.

I love some men

And hate others"

I took it to mean that as the okd saying goes, "if you put a skirt on a tree he'd shag it"

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.

Like a lot of guys on fab.

'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?

You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.   

I very strongly dislike men referring to women as objects.

I love some men

And hate others"

So where was that said above referring it to women. Only person who escalated it to that viewpoint was yourself.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Yes I’m sure Rabbie was quite a womaniser. His messages would be flowery and flattering to the lassies to woo them for a meet. His profile would tell of his prowess and success with the fairer sex. He’d be the one with meets scheduled morning, noon and night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.

Like a lot of guys on fab.

'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?

You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.   

I very strongly dislike men referring to women as objects.

I love some men

And hate others

So where was that said above referring it to women. Only person who escalated it to that viewpoint was yourself. "

He wasn't fucking giraffes or trees though, was he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2008/dec/15/robert-burns-letters-discovered

I like his status to be - Can't ride the horse, got VD.

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