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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Any women like to rim men or is it more vice versa

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I do.x

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Seems to be more vice versa but you are making me hot lol

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

I (Miss) absolutely love being rimmed - especially during a 69.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I love being rimmed but not many women want too I do love to rim women also

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

I love to rim.

Never been rimmed myself mind you!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hard to get women to rim men I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would take a special guy for me to do that

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

Speaking bluntly, a trimmed or hairless bum hole makes rimming a guy so much more appealing - plus straight out the shower for freshness.

No one wants to be lapping away at a stinky, sweaty, hairy hole

(Sorry if I put anyone off their lunch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only done with a few men I'd consider I'm close to x like it also

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm hairy but I always make sure it's clean and shaved

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I like it and like doing it but only with Wade. I would probably still enjoy it with someone else doing it but not had that experience to say. I wouldn't do it to anyone else though.

V x

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I do enjoy rimming taking and receiving but always clean shaved

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

I enjoy it with the right guy and I love having it done to me.

Cleanliness is paramount.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I agree cleanliness is very important I always shower or bath prior to rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree cleanliness is very important I always shower or bath prior to rimming"

Get rid of those pesky dangleberries....good shout albie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree cleanliness is very important I always shower or bath prior to rimming

Get rid of those pesky dangleberries....good shout albie "

Can't have those "klingons on the starboard bow"

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm always clean my hole smooth gets the tongue in deep

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

am not licking on ones bum hole but I will lick pussy as I love lady gush over my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always clean my hole smooth gets the tongue in deep "

Think it's an ant eater you're looking for albie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rim a woman no problem

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By *b735Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I (Miss) absolutely love being rimmed - especially during a 69. "

Love receiving and equally giving and like Miss says, love doing it whilst 69ing!!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Someone with a long tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love giving and receiving it but usually after a showe/bath and it is quite hard to find a woman that would give it tbh

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By *lut Sara and bobCouple
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

I (sara) love rimming

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I (sara) love rimming "
You are making me hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rimming is the mutts nuts, you must be immaculately clean and hygienic tho. Get anything in your mouth that shouldn't be there and you could be in serious trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rimming is the mutts nuts, you must be immaculately clean and hygienic tho. Get anything in your mouth that shouldn't be there and you could be in serious trouble "

Nothing spoils the mood like a wee chocolate raisin.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I always take a bath or shower before being rimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree cleanliness is very important I always shower or bath prior to rimming

Get rid of those pesky dangleberries....good shout albie "

I'm considering getting bum and balls waxed so no danglenerries to worry about lol

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I shave to keep it clean

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Eureka

I love tongue punching a girls balloon knot whilst 69ing x

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

A 69 is a good position or sit on the face

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell


"I love tongue punching a girls balloon knot whilst 69ing x"

That description did give us both a right good giggle

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I love tongue punching a girls balloon knot whilst 69ing x

That description did give us both a right good giggle "

I love that balloon knot lol

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By *e_frenchMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Absolutely love it... my profile pic can confirm it

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

You were a lucky guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love rimming a lady and not bothered/keen if the compliment is returned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love tongue punching a girls balloon knot whilst 69ing x

That description did give us both a right good giggle "

Haha... the Khaki starfish

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

How long can you rim for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love both giving and receiving but must be spotlessly clean obviously

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I always have a bath or shower prior to rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy to rim or lap up cream pie xx

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

It's great feeling someone licking you

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch


"I do.x"

Mr balls bends over

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I like to try different positions

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Has been known to partake

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Has been known to partake "
did you enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love giving a long deep rimming to a nice ass , done it for just over 2 hours coming up for air every now and again

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Love giving a long deep rimming to a nice ass , done it for just over 2 hours coming up for air every now and again "
that sounds great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love giving a long deep rimming to a nice ass , done it for just over 2 hours coming up for air every now and again that sounds great "

First time I tried it was with my ex wife about 27 years ago, 5'2" 6 stone petite and it drove her nuts. I think the exact words were "your tongue does a far better job than your cock" ??

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

It's a great sensation getting rimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find Toilet duck usually sorts out the rim satisfactorily...

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By *abrobbieMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was rimming last night in cjs )

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Never been to cjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a great sensation getting rimmed"

Don't know about that, first time I got rimmed was the last time. Tongue was like grade A sandpaper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a great sensation getting rimmed

Don't know about that, first time I got rimmed was the last time. Tongue was like grade A sandpaper lol "

You have a way with words lol cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a great sensation getting rimmed

Don't know about that, first time I got rimmed was the last time. Tongue was like grade A sandpaper lol

You have a way with words lol cute "

Just thinking about it is making me a bit uncomfortable, getting torn a new hole springs to mind

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains


"I'm always clean my hole smooth gets the tongue in deep

Think it's an ant eater you're looking for albie."

Near died on my chewing gum there reading that

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I need a tongue like an anteater for me

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell


"I need a tongue like an anteater for me"

Gets into every nook and cranny

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Yes it gets in deep makes me moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only with an ex yet to experience it from a fellow fabster!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hard here I've found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard here I've found "

Can have my tongue anytime, be warned tho , it goes deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have rimmed partner and only after shower. Also love being rimmed also.

As everyone says, only if fully clean.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Hard here I've found

Can have my tongue anytime, be warned tho , it goes deep "

I like a long tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard here I've found

Can have my tongue anytime, be warned tho , it goes deep I like a long tongue"

Get yer coat Albie....(and yer bum soap) I think you've pulled.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"Hard here I've found

Can have my tongue anytime, be warned tho , it goes deep I like a long tongue

Get yer coat Albie....(and yer bum soap) I think you've pulled."

How posh are you Mrs D that you have a specific soap for your bum......

Canny hide money

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I think it's a guy though who is not looking for single guys I carry a bar of soap at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard here I've found

Can have my tongue anytime, be warned tho , it goes deep I like a long tongue

Get yer coat Albie....(and yer bum soap) I think you've pulled.

How posh are you Mrs D that you have a specific soap for your bum......

Canny hide money "

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

You need dove soap smooth and gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need dove soap smooth and gentle"

You offering to polish my ring albie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need dove soap smooth and gentle

You offering to polish my ring albie?"

Next time you go on cam.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

You are making me hot I would polish your ring

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

They say before rimming also if you are doing the rimming brush your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's a guy though who is not looking for single guys I carry a bar of soap at all times"

Is this in case of a sudden rimming offer out of the blue?

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm not sure I carry soap at all times

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"I think it's a guy though who is not looking for single guys I carry a bar of soap at all times

Is this in case of a sudden rimming offer out of the blue? "

You’d be surprised how often this happens. Especially in the lunch queue for Greggs

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Boots is better it sells soap toothbrushes and sandwiches

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Apparently you can get a rimming stool

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I eat his ass like its my favourite treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it and like doing it but only with Wade. I would probably still enjoy it with someone else doing it but not had that experience to say. I wouldn't do it to anyone else though.

V x"

I volunteer my services V

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Do you use a rimming stool

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Anyone got a long tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a convo haha

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Long tongue is the best

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Do you use a rimming stool"

Can I just say I don’t ever want to see “rimming” and “stool” in the same sentence.

We’ve found one of my “hard limits”!!

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I eat his ass like its my favourite treat "

I won’t be doing that: I quite like olives, so I can’t imagine anyone wanting a cocktail stick up it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you use a rimming stool"

Get a tea bagging stool....2 for the price of one

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

A rimming stool is good as I sit for a long tongue to come

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A rimming stool is good as I sit for a long tongue to come "

I went down the rabbit hole. I googled. They look too much like hospital commodes for my liking. If there’s one thing guaranteed to end a semi, it’s the thought of one of those!!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Okay I'll just wait for that long tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I'll just wait for that long tongue"

An ass is an ass Albie, if it's edible I don't care who it belongs to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I'll just wait for that long tongue

An ass is an ass Albie, if it's edible I don't care who it belongs to "

ASSume the position on that there rimming stool albie. Yer in

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"

An ass is an ass..."

Isn’t there a song that starts like that...?

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Is that an offer

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Is that an offer "

Which one? I’m offering to sing, doggy’s offering to match-make, and megatongue sounds like he has just the thing you’re looking for!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Match make would be good singing good and a long tongue good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Match make would be good singing good and a long tongue good "

If the tongue was good enough you'd be hitting the high notes yourself albie

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Match make would be good singing good and a long tongue good

If the tongue was good enough you'd be hitting the high notes yourself albie "

Something from The Ring Cycle, perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love licking both the pisser and the shittter - even better when being told to do it ??

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I love licking both the pisser and the shittter - even better when being told to do it ??"

Some people just can’t help but be romantic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love licking both the pisser and the shittter - even better when being told to do it ??"

I can honestly say that I have never.....and will never ask anyone to lick my pisser or shitter. Even I have limits!

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I love licking both the pisser and the shittter - even better when being told to do it ??

I can honestly say that I have never.....and will never ask anyone to lick my pisser or shitter. Even I have limits!"

I love the fact that this has sat for two hours without a reply. No-one’s ballsy enough to take you on!!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"I love licking both the pisser and the shittter - even better when being told to do it ??

I can honestly say that I have never.....and will never ask anyone to lick my pisser or shitter. Even I have limits!

I love the fact that this has sat for two hours without a reply. No-one’s ballsy enough to take you on!! "

Every day I love doggy just a little bit more

It's like a 'what do you call your genitals' thread gone wrong

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love licking both the pisser and the shittter - even better when being told to do it ??

I can honestly say that I have never.....and will never ask anyone to lick my pisser or shitter. Even I have limits!"

Aye but the tattoos above both mean you don't have to say it.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

That long tongue could lick me for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love licking both the pisser and the shittter - even better when being told to do it ??

I can honestly say that I have never.....and will never ask anyone to lick my pisser or shitter. Even I have limits!

Aye but the tattoos above both mean you don't have to say it. "

Reminds me which direction to wipe when I'm d*unk

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

A dental dam can be used for rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love licking both the pisser and the shittter - even better when being told to do it ??

I can honestly say that I have never.....and will never ask anyone to lick my pisser or shitter. Even I have limits!

Aye but the tattoos above both mean you don't have to say it.

Reminds me which direction to wipe when I'm d*unk "

Like you bother when your d*unk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dental dam can be used for rimming "

albie....you're obsessed man...See if you were on Mastermind....rimming would be your specialist subject.

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A dental dam can be used for rimming

albie....you're obsessed man...See if you were on Mastermind....rimming would be your specialist subject."

He’s started, so he’ll finish!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Yes I was made to be rimmed

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Yes I was made to be rimmed"

I wasn’t!

You appear to have caught your second wind after a post-tumescent torpor. You were all het up earlier!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm looking for that elusive rimmer anyone out there

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Wow that escalated quickly!

Not been on all day and the threads went down the pisser or the shitter, dependent on your position

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

What's wrong with rimming

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Wow that escalated quickly!

Not been on all day and the threads went down the pisser or the shitter, dependent on your position "

Either, if you’re on the rimming stool!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Rimming stools are popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rimming stools are popular"

Why would you rim a stool.. I thought you said you liked it clean.. Or was it licked it clean.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

A rimming stool is made specifically for rimming you sit on it and get rimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rimming stool is made specifically for rimming you sit on it and get rimmed "

Aye. Clue's in the name.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol"

It sounds like a bottle brush might be more use?

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Too hard a bottlebrush need a very long tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol"

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks..

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks.. "

sorry I'm old not use to this technology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks.. sorry I'm old not use to this technology"

Don't apologise.. Just do better. (only kidding.)

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks.. "

So demanding!!

Anyways since when did stools become the must have item for swingers?

Queeing stools, rimming stools and even shitting stools.

Does it make me less of a swinger because I don’t have a genital themed stool?

Yours sincerely

Concerned stool less swinger

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks.. sorry I'm old not use to this technology

Don't apologise.. Just do better. Yo(only kidding.) "

You are very bossie you looking for a sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks..

So demanding!!

Anyways since when did stools become the must have item for swingers?

Queeing stools, rimming stools and even shitting stools.

Does it make me less of a swinger because I don’t have a genital themed stool?

Yours sincerely

Concerned stool less swinger"

Because you're so nice I'll buy you a milking stool. (it has three legs, a bit like someone you are close to.. Allegedly..)

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks..

So demanding!!

Anyways since when did stools give become the must have item for swingers?

Queeing stools, rimming stools and even shitting stools.

Does it make me less of a swinger because I don’t have a genital themed stool?

Yours sincerely

Concerned stool less swinger"

I'll get you a stool any particular colour

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks..

So demanding!!

Anyways since when did stools give become the must have item for swingers?

Queeing stools, rimming stools and even shitting stools.

Does it make me less of a swinger because I don’t have a genital themed stool?

Yours sincerely

Concerned stool less swingerI'll get you a stool any particular colour"

Please think *very* carefully before answering....

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks..

So demanding!!

Anyways since when did stools give become the must have item for swingers?

Queeing stools, rimming stools and even shitting stools.

Does it make me less of a swinger because I don’t have a genital themed stool?

Yours sincerely

Concerned stool less swingerI'll get you a stool any particular colour

Please think *very* carefully before answering.... "

do you need a stool

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks..

So demanding!!

Anyways since when did stools give become the must have item for swingers?

Queeing stools, rimming stools and even shitting stools.

Does it make me less of a swinger because I don’t have a genital themed stool?

Yours sincerely

Concerned stool less swingerI'll get you a stool any particular colour

Please think *very* carefully before answering.... do you need a stool"

No... I’m coeliac. The last thing I need in my life is extra stool!

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks..

So demanding!!

Anyways since when did stools give become the must have item for swingers?

Queeing stools, rimming stools and even shitting stools.

Does it make me less of a swinger because I don’t have a genital themed stool?

Yours sincerely

Concerned stool less swingerI'll get you a stool any particular colour

Please think *very* carefully before answering.... "

.

I’d say as long as it’s not a brown stool of any kind then I should be safe.

I should add the disclaimer that it’s not a hard sports stool that I seek

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Ok I have various colours

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"That with someone with an anteater tongue who rims and heaven lol

Could you press reply and quote so we, (I) know who you are replying to.. Thanks..

So demanding!!

Anyways since when did stools give become the must have item for swingers?

Queeing stools, rimming stools and even shitting stools.

Does it make me less of a swinger because I don’t have a genital themed stool?

Yours sincerely

Concerned stool less swingerI'll get you a stool any particular colour

Please think *very* carefully before answering.... .

I’d say as long as it’s not a brown stool of any kind then I should be safe.

I should add the disclaimer that it’s not a hard sports stool that I seek "

patterned black or white high or low stool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stool is another word for shit *

Just saying.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"*stool is another word for shit *

Just saying. "

need to be clean for rimming

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Face palm emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jus t wanted to get this to the top again... Comedy value is worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably get pelters for this but hey-ho . About 9 months ago I put an ad on a notorious personals site for male or female or a couple . It said (Pmsl,don't believe I'm doing this) , Long sensual full body massage and long deep rimming ,must be impeccably hygienic.

200+ replies .TWO, YEP, TWO ! people met the hygiene standard and the people I knocked back sent me hilarious emails, I just made up a generic reply.. Your ass ,my tongue, piss off..

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Probably get pelters for this but hey-ho . About 9 months ago I put an ad on a notorious personals site for male or female or a couple . It said (Pmsl,don't believe I'm doing this) , Long sensual full body massage and long deep rimming ,must be impeccably hygienic.

200+ replies .TWO, YEP, TWO ! people met the hygiene standard and the people I knocked back sent me hilarious emails, I just made up a generic reply.. Your ass ,my tongue, piss off.."

I don’t want to be accused of sending pellets, but isn’t deep running, by it’s very nature, somewhat unhygienic?

What standards were you holding them to?

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Anyone got a long tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably get pelters for this but hey-ho . About 9 months ago I put an ad on a notorious personals site for male or female or a couple . It said (Pmsl,don't believe I'm doing this) , Long sensual full body massage and long deep rimming ,must be impeccably hygienic.

200+ replies .TWO, YEP, TWO ! people met the hygiene standard and the people I knocked back sent me hilarious emails, I just made up a generic reply.. Your ass ,my tongue, piss off..

I don’t want to be accused of sending pellets, but isn’t deep running, by it’s very nature, somewhat unhygienic?

What standards were you holding them to? "

Not if you at the least douche ,clean yourself thoroughly and are totally smooth .

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I shower shave every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.bustle.com/p/9-hygiene-mistakes-you-might-be-making-before-during-after-intimacy-30053

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Is that some advice or a workshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a long tongue "

Really hope you find someone Albie x

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm trying it's so hard any advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying it's so hard any advice"

Play another record?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying it's so hard any advice"

Aye, gease peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying it's so hard any advice"

Wish I did mate. Sorry

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm trying it's so hard any advice

Play another record? "

I hear Barry manilow on here

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Anyone got a long tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ!!! Wtf!!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm looking for someone who.loves to rim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus Christ!!! Wtf!!"

You're looking in the mirror right now measuring your tongue. Don't geez any of yer shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for someone who.loves to rim"

Guy above fucking loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for someone who.loves to rim"

Yeah I think you might have mentioned that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for someone who.loves to rim

Guy above fucking loves it "

I did doggy! You were good at it!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I've lost this now I'm getting too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've lost this now I'm getting too old"

Doggy has a tongue like a lizard!

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

That would be great sitting on my rimming stool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've lost this now I'm getting too old

Doggy has a tongue like a lizard! "

Once was enough....I'm still on a bottle of Listerine a day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've lost this now I'm getting too old

Doggy has a tongue like a lizard!

Once was enough....I'm still on a bottle of Listerine a day...."

Sorry about that and the pink eye! I thought it was just a fart....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a long tongue "

My pet chameleon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for someone who.loves to rim

Yeah I think you might have mentioned that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for someone who.loves to rim

Guy above fucking loves it "

Yeah but not any old ass lol x

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm looking for someone who.loves to rim

Guy above fucking loves it

Yeah but not any old ass lol x"

I'm clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for someone who.loves to rim

Guy above fucking loves it

Yeah but not any old ass lol x"

Yeah, it was a bit saggy as I recall...

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

My bum was made for rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bum was made for rimming "

Albie if you think clean is a shower and getting right in about there with a loofah it isn't, not for rimming anyway and no I'm not giving you detailed instructions on how to prepare lol

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