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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants what.. I'm cooking.

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

Oh a bacon sandwich please ... although I’m fussy, can you cut the fat off?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Sourdough toast, avocado, bacon and maple syrup please. With the biggest vanilla latte you can muster too

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does no one have tea and toast anymore... Ffs...

Only kidding... I'll get right on these orders..

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I actually had porridge with golden syrup. But if we're dreaming a calorie free breakfast... plus, apparently I'm a millennial so I'll embrace it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh a bacon sandwich please ... although I’m fussy, can you cut the fat off? "

Shall I cut the crusts of the bread too. don't want you getting curly hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually had porridge with golden syrup. But if we're dreaming a calorie free breakfast... plus, apparently I'm a millennial so I'll embrace it "

Embrace it... Means you're not an old faet like me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Fart*... Need more tea I think.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Dieting, so it’s a shake for me!

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Oh a bacon sandwich please ... although I’m fussy, can you cut the fat off?

Shall I cut the crusts of the bread too. don't want you getting curly hair. "

Oh don’t worry, we’re all fully shaven ... oh wait, you meant on our heads didn’t you?! Silly me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dieting, so it’s a shake for me! "

I'll shake for you... I mean I'll get a shake for you.. What flavour? Pretty sure it won't be vanilla though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh a bacon sandwich please ... although I’m fussy, can you cut the fat off?

Shall I cut the crusts of the bread too. don't want you getting curly hair.

Oh don’t worry, we’re all fully shaven ... oh wait, you meant on our heads didn’t you?! Silly me "

I am too to understand what else you could possibly mean.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Dieting, so it’s a shake for me!

I'll shake for you... I mean I'll get a shake for you.. What flavour? Pretty sure it won't be vanilla though. "

You weren’t this smutty in Saturday!!! You weren’t nekked either, I suppose!

Chocolate flavour but I can do vanilla too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dieting, so it’s a shake for me!

I'll shake for you... I mean I'll get a shake for you.. What flavour? Pretty sure it won't be vanilla though.

You weren’t this smutty in Saturday!!! You weren’t nekked either, I suppose!

Chocolate flavour but I can do vanilla too!"

I'm . Janet... I would have thought you would want strawberry or raspberry... You know one of your five a day.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Dieting, so it’s a shake for me!

I'll shake for you... I mean I'll get a shake for you.. What flavour? Pretty sure it won't be vanilla though.

You weren’t this smutty in Saturday!!! You weren’t nekked either, I suppose!

Chocolate flavour but I can do vanilla too!

I'm . Janet... I would have thought you would want strawberry or raspberry... You know one of your five a day. "

I crave chocolate. This is a safe way to get a fix!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dieting, so it’s a shake for me!

I'll shake for you... I mean I'll get a shake for you.. What flavour? Pretty sure it won't be vanilla though.

You weren’t this smutty in Saturday!!! You weren’t nekked either, I suppose!

Chocolate flavour but I can do vanilla too!

I'm . Janet... I would have thought you would want strawberry or raspberry... You know one of your five a day.

I crave chocolate. This is a safe way to get a fix!"

Well I'll get it as quick as I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached egg on toast please, brown bread. Cup of tea with milk no sugar, because yes I’m sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poached egg on toast please, brown bread. Cup of tea with milk no sugar, because yes I’m sweet enough "

Tea the way it should be made..

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Hash browns ,bacon,link sausage x2 ,beans, black pudding ,2 eggs sunny side up ,Lorn sausage ,fresh tomatoes flash fried ,and 3 rounds of toast and a black coffee ty

Fek this be back soon I'm off to cafe nairn to get this now

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By *r_hamishMan
over a year ago

Rutherglen (ish)

Coffee and toast with butter and marmalade, cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poached egg on toast please, brown bread. Cup of tea with milk no sugar, because yes I’m sweet enough

Tea the way it should be made.. "

Hurry up I’m still waiting .... you did say Breakfast in bed ???

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

Must admit I’ve already had my breakfast, but this thread isn’t half making me hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poached egg on toast please, brown bread. Cup of tea with milk no sugar, because yes I’m sweet enough

Tea the way it should be made..

Hurry up I’m still waiting .... you did say Breakfast in bed ??? "

Yes I did... But you have to let me out of bed so I can cook for the others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poached egg on toast please, brown bread. Cup of tea with milk no sugar, because yes I’m sweet enough

Tea the way it should be made..

Hurry up I’m still waiting .... you did say Breakfast in bed ???

Yes I did... But you have to let me out of bed so I can cook for the others. "

Ssshhh don’t tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poached egg on toast please, brown bread. Cup of tea with milk no sugar, because yes I’m sweet enough

Tea the way it should be made..

Hurry up I’m still waiting .... you did say Breakfast in bed ???

Yes I did... But you have to let me out of bed so I can cook for the others.

Ssshhh don’t tell everyone "

Damn... I'll never get the hang of "reply in private" and reply in forum". Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poached egg on toast please, brown bread. Cup of tea with milk no sugar, because yes I’m sweet enough

Tea the way it should be made..

Hurry up I’m still waiting .... you did say Breakfast in bed ???

Yes I did... But you have to let me out of bed so I can cook for the others.

Ssshhh don’t tell everyone

Damn... I'll never get the hang of "reply in private" and reply in forum". Sorry. "

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