FabSwingers.com forum: Dick pic with 1st message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right out with it, who the heck is still sending females a dick pic in their 1st message to her?

You should hang your head in shame whoever you are and get with the times, all experienced and successful guys on here know you send it in your 2nd message lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recieving an uninvited dick pic is like when the cat brings home a dead mouse or something.

He's obviously very proud of it and feels I should be too. However it's a bit disgusting and I'd rather he didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recieving an uninvited dick pic is like when the cat brings home a dead mouse or something.

He's obviously very proud of it and feels I should be too. However it's a bit disgusting and I'd rather he didn't "

Lol if he reckons his dick is the best part of him what the heck does he look like pmsl

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Recieving an uninvited dick pic is like when the cat brings home a dead mouse or something.

He's obviously very proud of it and feels I should be too. However it's a bit disgusting and I'd rather he didn't "

Best analogy of that I've ever seen.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Recieving an uninvited dick pic is like when the cat brings home a dead mouse or something.

He's obviously very proud of it and feels I should be too. However it's a bit disgusting and I'd rather he didn't

Best analogy of that I've ever seen.

Ditto. Vvfuny. And apt.

Have a cat that keeps sending me dick pics.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Recieving an uninvited dick pic is like when the cat brings home a dead mouse or something.

He's obviously very proud of it and feels I should be too. However it's a bit disgusting and I'd rather he didn't

Best analogy of that I've ever seen.

Ditto. Vvfuny. And apt.

Have a cat that keeps sending me dick pics.

Thats because its feckin useless at catching mice.

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

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"Recieving an uninvited dick pic is like when the cat brings home a dead mouse or something.

He's obviously very proud of it and feels I should be too. However it's a bit disgusting and I'd rather he didn't

Best analogy of that I've ever seen.

Ditto. Vvfuny. And apt.

Have a cat that keeps sending me dick pics.

Very funny ??

I hanging head in shame sent the odd one on purpose but mainly too much blood running around my brain and to be fair if they don’t mention it on profile then ??

But those that state NO COCK pics usually have there vadge out in some way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just had one well I should say another one just makes me so a big sigh how they think we are instantly gonna get turned on by their manhood and ask to meet them right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the ones that call themselves ‘professional’ and have umpteen pics of their dicks

Maybe their professional nobs?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or the ones that call themselves ‘professional’ and have umpteen pics of their dicks

Maybe their professional nobs?!

definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still get the occasional one in a first message, I'm not massively over offended....it is a sex site after all...It's just a bit "yawn....is that it?"....

There was a thread recently in the Lounge asking for guys to show their boabie so there are obviously women out there wanting to see them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still get the occasional one in a first message, I'm not massively over offended....it is a sex site after all...It's just a bit "yawn....is that it?"....

There was a thread recently in the Lounge asking for guys to show their boabie so there are obviously women out there wanting to see them."

I guess we live in a different world these days where ppl don't have the time to flirt back and forth with each other. It's just:

Male: I've just sent you a hundred diff angled pics of my cock, do you like it as much as do?.

Female: No, now you and you're cock feck right of and leave me alone.

No reply from male..end of messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some weird shapes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some weird shapes too

Pmsl that's why mines is never in my public pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the guys who say they'd never send a dick pic, but it's their profile pic!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some weird shapes too

Bit like the budget range "wonky" veg appearing in the supermarket now

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"It's the guys who say they'd never send a dick pic, but it's their profile pic!!!!

Lol this happens ALOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never sent a cock pic on fab. I don't even have a cock pic in my photos, even in private.

Whatever mindset the guy is in by wanting to send his cock pic, he surly must know that most don't want to see it. There are, however, a few who do so I suppose they're are doing the percentage stakes.

Send one, she might not like it

Send 100 cock pics to 100 females, he might get one female who is into that so he's not caring of the other 99 that he pisses off.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Recieving an uninvited dick pic is like when the cat brings home a dead mouse or something.

He's obviously very proud of it and feels I should be too. However it's a bit disgusting and I'd rather he didn't "

and the winner is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some weird shapes too

Pmsl that's why mines is never in my public pics lol

Ohhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind cock pics. I'm going to ask for a pic anyway to check it's not a button mushroom.

Yes I'd rather not have 100 different angles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen 1 seen them all!

I state don't send me any so if someone does it's just deleted with no reply.

If that's what your most proud of then I'm not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone states on their profile that they don't want dick pics sent to them then I don't get guys who send anyways.

If someone states on their profile they don't mind dick pics then suppose there's nothing wrong with a guy sending a dick pic.

If you don't have anything on your profile about receiving or not wanting dick pics then your open to bombardment.

All in all if you state you don't want them and someone sends you one then you know that person is not interested in what you want or asking for so at least you are getting a heads up to block his boney ass.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Not bothered with dick pics on profile, it's their profile and they can put on it what they want. The ones that feel the need to fire them over to my inbox are in general deleted, and if I'm in a not so good mood I'll block them as well.

It does say in my profile not to send them, but let's face it, most people only look at pictures and don't read - and my profile is quite a big read as well, so it would be asking a lot.

Don't get annoyed with them anymore, it's a good filter of who I wouldn't spend any time on x

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Recieving an uninvited dick pic is like when the cat brings home a dead mouse or something.

He's obviously very proud of it and feels I should be too. However it's a bit disgusting and I'd rather he didn't "

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

Men think with little head not big head....guys us females know what a cock looks like...like to see who it is attached too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men think with little head not big head....guys us females know what a cock looks like...like to see who it is attached too"

If it's attached to another cock would that be a "double whopper"..

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's the sky remote, Deodrant can , pint tumbler next to them i can't quite fathom!!!! Most off the time there pushed half way through there stomach so it looks same length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the sky remote, Deodrant can , pint tumbler next to them i can't quite fathom!!!! Most off the time there pushed half way through there stomach so it looks same length

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Or the over the toilet one.

Or even worse the hanging out of someone's body pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol some interesting and funny comments been made so can I just add into my original post that if any ladies wants to see my boaby to pm me and if you could rate it out of 10 I'd be much obliged lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men think with little head not big head....guys us females know what a cock looks like...like to see who it is attached too

If it's attached to another cock would that be a "double whopper"..

Just a cock attached to a dick

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By *rSensualMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah but you can never stay mad with them for it and really they are only showing their natural behaviour

I am talking about the cats here ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe guys should be more creative.. Create a "time lapse" montage: flaccid, semi, hard, finished.. Give the full picture as it were.

Basic rull of thumb if they ask give, if they don't ask then don't. It ain't rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the classic fab dick pic is the best way to survey how many of the male profiles have sky or virgin media going by the remote and of course why scent of lynx or sure deodorants they use

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Maybe guys should be more creative.. Create a "time lapse" montage: flaccid, semi, hard, finished.. Give the full picture as it were.

Basic rull of thumb if they ask give, if they don't ask then don't. It ain't rocket science.

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yup seen lots of fems with a similar concept tits ,flange, flange opened, bath.

Not keen on this type of post its almost as if it guys trying to put down other guys so they look like a great catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I like a dick pic. I don't require one but if someone sends one in the first message then great.

I'm not looking to arrange any meets at the minute tho so sending them now would be pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe guys should be more creative.. Create a "time lapse" montage: flaccid, semi, hard, finished.. Give the full picture as it were.

Basic rull of thumb if they ask give, if they don't ask then don't. It ain't rocket science.

Maybe even go more adventurous and use Adobe Photoshop and add a chrome canvas or sheet metal look to the pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe guys should be more creative.. Create a "time lapse" montage: flaccid, semi, hard, finished.. Give the full picture as it were.

Basic rull of thumb if they ask give, if they don't ask then don't. It ain't rocket science.

yup seen lots of fems with a similar concept tits ,flange, flange opened, bath.

Not keen on this type of post its almost as if it guys trying to put down other guys so they look like a great catch"
where in my post have I tried to put guys down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I like a dick pic. I don't require one but if someone sends one in the first message then great.

I'm not looking to arrange any meets at the minute tho so sending them now would be pointless

Ha ha ha.. .first paragraph had guys falling over, running to the bog with their trousers at their ankles to get their wanger oot.

Then they read the rest...."Awww fur fuck a sake!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I like a dick pic. I don't require one but if someone sends one in the first message then great.

I'm not looking to arrange any meets at the minute tho so sending them now would be pointless

Ha ha ha.. .first paragraph had guys falling over, running to the bog with their trousers at their ankles to get their wanger oot.

Then they read the rest...."Awww fur fuck a sake!!""

Haha bet it won't surprise you that I got a couple anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I like a dick pic. I don't require one but if someone sends one in the first message then great.

I'm not looking to arrange any meets at the minute tho so sending them now would be pointless

Ha ha ha.. .first paragraph had guys falling over, running to the bog with their trousers at their ankles to get their wanger oot.

Then they read the rest...."Awww fur fuck a sake!!"

Haha bet it won't surprise you that I got a couple anyway

God love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I like a dick pic. I don't require one but if someone sends one in the first message then great.

I'm not looking to arrange any meets at the minute tho so sending them now would be pointless

Ha ha ha.. .first paragraph had guys falling over, running to the bog with their trousers at their ankles to get their wanger oot.

Then they read the rest...."Awww fur fuck a sake!!"

Haha bet it won't surprise you that I got a couple anyway

I aoologise.. You said pointless sending dick pics, I didn't think that meant messages from dicks... Maybe I need to work on my comprehension skills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I like a dick pic. I don't require one but if someone sends one in the first message then great.

I'm not looking to arrange any meets at the minute tho so sending them now would be pointless

Ha ha ha.. .first paragraph had guys falling over, running to the bog with their trousers at their ankles to get their wanger oot.

Then they read the rest...."Awww fur fuck a sake!!"

Haha bet it won't surprise you that I got a couple anyway

I was just about to hit the send button with my dick pic when I saw the 2nd paragraph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this made me laugh. We get at least 30 of these a day. Some of them you really really want to unsee

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By *ye rolls matter!!Man
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Can hand on heart say I've never ever sent a dick pic.

Chances are also that i never will...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can hand on heart say I've never ever sent a dick pic.

Chances are also that i never will..."

Even if we beg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can hand on heart say I've never ever sent a dick pic.

Chances are also that i never will..."

Don't you own a Sky remote?

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By *ye rolls matter!!Man
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"Can hand on heart say I've never ever sent a dick pic.

Chances are also that i never will...

Don't you own a Sky remote?"

Nope... it's an all in one remote i own????

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By *ye rolls matter!!Man
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"Can hand on heart say I've never ever sent a dick pic.

Chances are also that i never will...

Even if we beg?

Aww... begging is the worst lol. You don't get to see your xmas presents until you unwrap them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some weird shapes too

Pmsl that's why mines is never in my public pics lol

Yes it is

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By *rMrsWTFCouple
over a year ago

Arbroath

We've been sent so many I'm thinking of having them framed so I can have gallery of cocks in hall way

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

Dick pics with the first message aren’t ideal, but what’s worse is just a one word “Hi” or a text speak “Howz u?” ... those really grind our gears

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Dick pics with the first message aren’t ideal, but what’s worse is just a one word “Hi” or a text speak “Howz u?” ... those really grind our gears

No don't think so, dick pics still have the upper hand in what not to do in a first message and more likely to get blocked

Text speak and one word messages only get ignored x

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By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee

Ok I’m new on here following this thread with interest.

I tried to do “ funny” with my profile pic, it gets mixed reactions

I’ve never sent it to anyone in a an email ,it’s just there to make people laugh

But at the end of the day I suppose it’s still a dick pic

Should I keep it or change it?

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

"Ok I’m new on here following this thread with interest.

I tried to do “ funny” with my profile pic, it gets mixed reactions

I’ve never sent it to anyone in a an email ,it’s just there to make people laugh

But at the end of the day I suppose it’s still a dick pic

Should I keep it or change it?"

I approve and did give me a little giggle when I saw it, it is definitely better than holding it alongside a Lynx can or Sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’m new on here following this thread with interest.

I tried to do “ funny” with my profile pic, it gets mixed reactions

I’ve never sent it to anyone in a an email ,it’s just there to make people laugh

But at the end of the day I suppose it’s still a dick pic

Should I keep it or change it?"

My first reaction was "cute" which is perhaps not the image you want to create of your manhood

I like your wee profile blurb though

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

I also like to keep my profile pic 'different' but it is still a cock .... for me its a bitta fun, if my pics bring a smile to anyone its a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A first message saying, Hey, usually gets a Hey back then nothing else.

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