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"A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, ...look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"" PMSL!!! | |||
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"A recent scientific survey found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in there menstrual cycle, for example when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features, however when she is menstrating she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his arse " ffs i must be menstuating 365 days a year lmao | |||
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"These are silly bad but i love them Q...Wot do you call a deer with no eyes A...No eye deer...boom boom... Q...wot do you call a deer with no ears A...anything you like he cant hear you.. Told you they were bad " Q...Wot do you call a dead deer with no eyes A...Still no eye deer...boom boom... | |||
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"The ONLY joke i know and i remember reading it from a birthday card so it really is a awful one! What do frogs drink on there birthday's? Croke-a-cola How bad was that! " Get out. And you with the deer jokes, get out too!! :p not that my jokes are any good | |||
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"These are silly bad but i love them Q...Wot do you call a deer with no eyes A...No eye deer...boom boom... Q...wot do you call a deer with no ears A...anything you like he cant hear you.. Told you they were bad " Q.what do you call a deer with no legs or eyes?? A.still no eyed deer. | |||
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"Two nuns are sitting on a bench in the park when a guy comes by and flashes at them. The 1st nun had a stroke. But the 2nd one couldn't reach." 2 Nuns in the bath............ One says, "where's the soap?" The other replies " it does, doesn't it!" | |||
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"I asked my wife "Do you think your mother would prefer Riverdance or something more Fred Astairish??" she replied, "I think she'd prefer it if you stayed off her grave altogether you sick bastard " brilliant! love it! | |||
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"You will like this : 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school by her grandfather. When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!! "What made it different?" asked her parents: "Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head, prick or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!' " | |||
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"You will like this : 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school by her grandfather. When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!! "What made it different?" asked her parents: "Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head, prick or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!' " Hehehehehe love this one! | |||
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"Was in Tesco's the other day - all of a sudden Trac shouts at me YOUR A LAZY FECKER Shocked - to right I was I almost fell oot the trolly )) " | |||
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