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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quite literally.

Always fancied getting the auld sewage pipe cleaned oot as apparently makes you feel better and was looking at local clinics in Edinburgh.

However ! Being rather shy I thought why not purchase an enema kit !

It hit the door mat this morning and upon opening my chin dropped and eyes bulged at the attachments and size of the bag !

Fellow shaggers can anyone pass on any hints as no instructions regarding how long to wait before dropping the kids off at pool or best position for administering etc ?

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By *b735Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You can stick that where the sun don't shine lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can stick that where the sun don't shine lol... "

it’s stashed away in my drawer now out of site but because I’m naturally a curious fucker and know it’s there just begging to take my ass virginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following with interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another shitty thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Following with interest "

I just Dinnae want to be that person who the ambulance has to come to with a fucking ballon hinging oot my erse because I couldn’t reach the stop valve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Following with interest

I just Dinnae want to be that person who the ambulance has to come to with a fucking ballon hinging oot my erse because I couldn’t reach the stop valve "

I had it done once years ago but that was in a private clinic. Felt rather euphoric afterwards

Helped that I wasn't a stranger to having something up my bum though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Following with interest

I just Dinnae want to be that person who the ambulance has to come to with a fucking ballon hinging oot my erse because I couldn’t reach the stop valve

I had it done once years ago but that was in a private clinic. Felt rather euphoric afterwards

Helped that I wasn't a stranger to having something up my bum though."

Aye I’m after that euphoric feeling after the festivities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have a very hot curry... Far less invasive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just have a very hot curry... Far less invasive! "

That would be a lot less interesting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just have a very hot curry... Far less invasive! "

The colon is about 5 feet in length. Gonna need some amount of curry to flush that out

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By *anon6dMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't think I've laughed so much in the forum.

Hey if it's good enough for princess Di then,,,,,,. I'm sure there is a tab that does the same job.( no punt)

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Waaaaaaaaaaay too much information

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't think I've laughed so much in the forum. "

I’m just getting warmed up

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Would love to hear how this works out!! Make sure to keep us posted

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By *anon6dMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Don't think I've laughed so much in the forum.

I’m just getting warmed up "
it's called the sweats.take a diazapam that will relax you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself some ( PICOLAX ) and you will get well cleaned out within 24hrs

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Are their no videos on You Tube to show you what to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are their no videos on You Tube to show you what to do?"

Yeah watched a few. Most seem contradictory.

Got a nice message from a lass in the business advising I just go with the over counter Movicol approach and leaving 2 clear days before I venture outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yourself some ( PICOLAX ) and you will get well cleaned out within 24hrs "

Noted

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I sprinkle linseed on my food everyday which works wonders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sprinkle linseed on my food everyday which works wonders."

Yep, that stuff is great.. basically exfoliates your colon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yourself some ( PICOLAX ) and you will get well cleaned out within 24hrs

Noted "

We need an update....what's the latest with your brown eye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sprinkle linseed on my food everyday which works wonders."

Is that the oil you polish wood with ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yourself some ( PICOLAX ) and you will get well cleaned out within 24hrs

Noted

We need an update....what's the latest with your brown eye? "

No news yet. Action date next fri

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I sprinkle linseed on my food everyday which works wonders.

Is that the oil you polish wood with ? "

Yes think so but i buy the little seeds from health food shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent you a pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yourself some ( PICOLAX ) and you will get well cleaned out within 24hrs "

Pah that stuff is crap ! Sodium picosulphate at best but even that’s not the greatest

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By *ady Penny Morgan SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Near you .......


"Get yourself some ( PICOLAX ) and you will get well cleaned out within 24hrs

Noted "

Make sure you contact a builder before the event and you will make good money!

As after you take the PICOLAX you should be able to rough cast a wall!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite literally.

Always fancied getting the auld sewage pipe cleaned oot as apparently makes you feel better and was looking at local clinics in Edinburgh.

However ! Being rather shy I thought why not purchase an enema kit !

It hit the door mat this morning and upon opening my chin dropped and eyes bulged at the attachments and size of the bag !

Fellow shaggers can anyone pass on any hints as no instructions regarding how long to wait before dropping the kids off at pool or best position for administering etc ? "

This is one of the daftest posts I have ever read. This is not recognised medical practice except in cases of severe constipation and in the hands of a clown is simply dangerous.

I have no idea what sort of nonsense "kit" you have bought on the internet but a standard enema will merely clear out your rectum and not even touch your colon because that's not how it works. So if you've had a shit that day, the day before, the day before that or maybe even the day before that then it serves no purpose whatsoever. You won't be able to hold on the the enema, it will dictate what you pass when you pass.

So whatever quack you've spoken to or whatever quack website you've done your research on they've simply mislead you as there are a whole pile of unqualified, ignorant and dangerous alternative practitioners out there to separate a fool and his money with the promise of making them feel better. But maybe you'll experience the placebo effect, who knows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is one of the daftest posts I have ever read"

The post title was more accurate but thanks for the tips

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