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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is now open, pull up a chair, grab a drink and tell us how the new year rocks already or has shafted you so far... Drink loads and play nice. Think I'll put the "Blues Brothers" soundtrack on...

Oh, sometimes I feel like

I feel a little sad inside

My baby mistreats me

And I kinda get a little little mad

I need you you you

I need you

I need you you you

I need your lovin' babe

I need your lovin' darlin'

Everybody needs somebody

Everybody needs somebody

Everybody needs somebody

Yeah, yeah yeah

Everybody needs somebody

Everybody needs somebody

Everybody needs somebody else

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Just a hot chocolate I think but if you want to pop some baileys in it I won't object...

V x

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Im makin a Gin Bramble, got the cocktail shaker,Gin, fresh lemon juice, ice,,oh ice, anyone got ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large baileys, plenty ice! Maybe just the whole bottle!

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a hot chocolate I think but if you want to pop some baileys in it I won't object...

V x"

For you V.. I'll put some "low fat" squirty cream on it too... And yes it's proper cream from a metal cow..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby "

Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Lemsip please.

And a large Chardonnay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemsip with good slug of brandy in it thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Lemsip please.

And a large Chardonnay "

Anything for my fave pooch.. X

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby

Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red. "

Chesty - he likes chesty

Ice and a wee slice would be very pleasurable thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large baileys, plenty ice! Maybe just the whole bottle! "

Have two bottles... Because I'm a generous gentleman.

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy


"Can I have a Lemsip please.

And a large Chardonnay "

Done the Tom Cruise, Cocktail routine and ye want a lemsip? Straw aye?,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby

Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red.

Chesty - he likes chesty

Ice and a wee slice would be very pleasurable thank you x"

Sorry he isn't feeling good.. I'm sure you have a nurses outfit somewhere to help him back to health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a Lemsip please.

And a large Chardonnay

Done the Tom Cruise, Cocktail routine and ye want a lemsip? Straw aye?, "

Wee umbrella and a cherry too or ye can ram it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large baileys, plenty ice! Maybe just the whole bottle!

Have two bottles... Because I'm a generous gentleman. "

I was about ready to go get my own there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Lemsip please.

And a large Chardonnay

Done the Tom Cruise, Cocktail routine and ye want a lemsip? Straw aye?,

Wee umbrella and a cherry too or ye can ram it "

Would you like me to pour it down yer gullet fer ye too. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large baileys, plenty ice! Maybe just the whole bottle!

Have two bottles... Because I'm a generous gentleman.

I was about ready to go get my own there "

Maybe I should have let you.

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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby

Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red.

Chesty - he likes chesty

Ice and a wee slice would be very pleasurable thank you x

Sorry he isn't feeling good.. I'm sure you have a nurses outfit somewhere to help him back to health. "

We actually have our very own wee nurse for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large baileys, plenty ice! Maybe just the whole bottle!

Have two bottles... Because I'm a generous gentleman.

I was about ready to go get my own there

Maybe I should have let you. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby

Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red.

Chesty - he likes chesty

Ice and a wee slice would be very pleasurable thank you x

Sorry he isn't feeling good.. I'm sure you have a nurses outfit somewhere to help him back to health.

We actually have our very own wee nurse for that "

Does she do outside house calls... Asking for a friend.

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy


"Can I have a Lemsip please.

And a large Chardonnay

Done the Tom Cruise, Cocktail routine and ye want a lemsip? Straw aye?,

Wee umbrella and a cherry too or ye can ram it "

Honey n salt sensations nuts? Too salty? How? I dunno how they make em,lol

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Hot chocolate was lovely thank you

Do you have anything that will make me forget or just not care that people in general but especially many men of a certain ethnicity and generation are f*ckwits? If so, I'll have a pint please.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot chocolate was lovely thank you

Do you have anything that will make me forget or just not care that people in general but especially many men of a certain ethnicity and generation are f*ckwits? If so, I'll have a pint please.

V x"

If I had that Id take a large dose myself to forget the same about certain females..

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Hot chocolate was lovely thank you

Do you have anything that will make me forget or just not care that people in general but especially many men of a certain ethnicity and generation are f*ckwits? If so, I'll have a pint please.

V x

If I had that Id take a large dose myself to forget the same about certain females.. "

I did say people in general... You're very close to that generation though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot chocolate was lovely thank you

Do you have anything that will make me forget or just not care that people in general but especially many men of a certain ethnicity and generation are f*ckwits? If so, I'll have a pint please.

V x

If I had that Id take a large dose myself to forget the same about certain females..

I did say people in general... You're very close to that generation though "

Glad I'm only close.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Homebrew "reckthehoosejoose" if anyone wants some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Homebrew "reckthehoosejoose" if anyone wants some "

Oohh now your talking.. I'll sit in the "dentist" chair.... If you don't know the Gascoigne reference Google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have 3 slamers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you came in the air went out

And every shadow filled up with doubt

I don't know who you think you are

But before the night is through

I wanna do bad things with you

I'm the kind to sit up in his room

Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue

I don't know what you've done to me

But I know this much is true

I wanna do bad things with you, okay

When you came in the air went out

And all those shadows there filled up with doubt

I don't know who you think you are

But before the night is through

I wanna do bad things with you

I wanna do real bad things with you

I don't know what you've done to me

But I know this much is true

I wanna do bad things with you

I wanna do real bad things with you

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